Dear Kristen,
You’re finally out of those teen years and into what I refer to as the “old years” everything after teens just doesn’t really matter so much as you’ll find out. But alas you’re only 20 and you’re in that weird year that isn’t teen and isn’t fully adult. But it’s been a big year for you. Leaving behind your teens and entering adulthood has been pretty tumultuous to say the least. To celebrate let’s take a look back and see what all 19 had to offer…
After outting you and Nikki Reed as fake lesbians one of our friends Kim made this amazing video to celebrate your love and we laughed till we cried.
And as quickly as your love blossomed with NReed your love for that Italian spice Oregano ended. In a last ditch effort to salvage the relationship and and Micheal Aranago embark on a not staged at all paparazzi documented piggy back romp through the streets of Vancouver. Goodbye Stewgano, we barely knew ye.
While Rob was off in Cannes he runs into your old Into the Wild costar Emile Hirsch and UC and I roleplay what that conversation must have been like. We also come up with our own safeword for future role playing. We also have amazing fun real lives outside of this blog, I SWEAR!
Obviously out of my mind I plead with you to bone Robert Pattinson while you’re filming New Moon in Italy. You probably took my advice. Or you didn’t and played some softball with the locals.
What else happened last year? Let’s remember and wish KStew a happy happy 20th after the cut!
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Happy Birthday UC! You can look here now!
I'm sending this cake to your office today, get ready to have a lot of explaining to do!
Dear UC,
I tried and tried to think of something cool to do for your birthday… maybe I could assume the persona of The Cullens and make you eternally 17 or maybe I would write about how when we met my life was like a moonless night… but none of that seemed right so I took it to the streets and enlisted our best assets (no, not those), OUR READERS! What better way to bring in another year than with wishes from some of the funniest people we’ve ever met.
And since this is a blog and all I thought let’s do it interwebs style and have people send in fan sign pics for you!
Get ready to laugh your face off…
We think your aging is something to celebrate!
(mouse over images to see the names of these ltt folks!!)
Thanks to all our readers who contributed and for all the fun, cute and downright hilarious pictures you sent in!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY UC!
Themoonisdown
Didn’t get to participate? Still want to? Post your well wishes, fan signs and what have you in the comments for UC’s birthday and let’s celebrate!
Our internet game is still ridiculous: The Forum, LTR, Twitter
Filed under: LTT, Twilight, Twilight Fans | Tagged: birthday, commenters, fan signs, LTT, New Moon, pictures, readers, Twilight, UC, Unintendedchoice | 162 Comments »