Dear LTT-ers,
There’s lots of crap happening in the Twidom that probably should be mentioned but we don’t have time to write entire letters about… so it’s time for another news dump…
- Dear Kristen is that a… uh… “cold sore?” You, uh, might wanna get that checked out
- Should we start taking bets now on how long it takes before Ashley asks Tom Felton to show her his “vanishing cabinet?”
Why am I playing this American sport called football? Cause I'm CHUCK BASS!
- Remember when we talked about the Celebrity Beach Bowl? Sadly, they were NOT shirtless but Taylor sure wore some gloves. And I gotta ask, is this kid SERIOUS?! Look at the pictures of him running, jumping, lunging, diving. WTF? Did anyone else on the team do any work?
And then later…
- Really guys, you’re fighting over an introduction to Hilary Swank? She would probably knock you both out for being such pansies and not taking a picture with each other
Kellan talks about the support Calvin Kleins give him as well as the fact they “hold him together.” This should make me feel weird, right?
Follow the cut for some more news like dry humps in the meadow
- I have a feeling Rob Lowe’s wife is an LTT/LTR girl… she sounds like good people and just MAYBE Team Jacob!
Wanna see Celebrities play football? Yea me neither… but Taylor’s running around like a crazy person
- Forget that meadow chest hump, we got a new still from Remember Me and it’s the hallowed SPAGHETTI SHOWER scene!! Seriously, this is hotter than any #leghitch will ever be. I kid you not
- Either this scene is really moving or Jackson is being choked out by that fur collar
So that’s the news for today! What did we miss, did you watch Taylor and Kellan play football? Do you feel weird watching Kellan dancing around in his man-ties?
Nothing gets between me and my Kellans… I mean Calvins,
Themoonisdown
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Mmmmmm that new RM still is haaaaaawt!!
Seriously?! Because I am Chuck Bass. I laughed out loud. In my maths class…
They looked at me like I was a fool but I just couldn’t stop laughing…
I’m dying for RM. Dying.
I saw those pictures of Taylor yesterday.. he was so into it. I laughed for a while at the diving pictures. Next time he should take off his shirt. Who plays football in the sand with a shirt on, anyway?
I watched the first bit of that video that was linked. I laughed sooo hard when the announcer said, “well the problem there is that in his movies when he made that move he turned into a werewolf and that’s not happening here,” after a dive.
Glad to see Jackson still does an excellent constipated face. Jus’ kidding, I’m dying to see The Last Airbender, Valentine’s Day, The Runaways, and Remember Me, obvi.
Yesterday after the Eclipse stills were released I realized that I was way more excited for a semi-makeout scene than for all the hot sex action we’ll be getting between RM and Bel Ami….
then someone brought up the point that it’s because it’s Edward. Yup it’s true, I’m looking more forward to an Edward #leghitch than a Tyler #showersex then again, there might be something wrong with me
It’s not just you, I feel the same. I’m really not sure this is normal!
Same for me! The fact that it will be “Edward” makes a big difference…
Random musings…
I wonder if Chuck Bass plays Rugby…or Cricket…He seems a Cricket guy. The knee pads and the ginger ale…Le sigh…Now thats a guy who can bowl a maiden over *snort*
Taytor Tot wasnt playing too hard…He was trying to escape from the itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny-surgery-helps-me-fit-in-this-bikini Cougars. If he had a dollar for everytime someone said “I’ll help you score”….sigh
Shower scene? THUD! Is that a sneaky side boob graze I see? The Robsteners will be displeased. We must not anger them Rob…they will kill…But I guess there’s more than boob grazing in that movie. Bullet-proof vest love, and dont forget the wee tweens with their home-made shanks…
Hilary Swank? I LOVE you but you need a hamburger STAT! and by the looks of it, so do you BFF…Call me, I’ve got Ronald on speed dial.
Good Morning!
The hamster is permenantly dickmatised! Its the diagrams that did it! (thats what the blabber mouth projector said)
The Robsteners are beyond displeased (ahem, Chim). I can’t tell you how many RM stills I saw yesterday with the Stew’s head superimposed over Emilie’s. This is why I did a spit take when I saw someone had pasted Emilie’s head onto the new meadow scene stills. Bwahahaha!
Oh Dils. “I’ll help you score.” lol It’s so funny but probably so true.
Did Chim see these meadow pics? *whispers* I heard she burned them in a hot pocket grease fire and used the ashes (mixed with clumps of Kstew’s wig) to make an Emilie voodoo doll. Its currently tethered to a rock at the bottom of her bath tub filled with Heineken. Some people even say the bathtub is covered in the wrist-holding pics….and on moonless nights some say you can hear her screams……
SHUT YOUR DIRTY H00R MOUTH! THEY WERE HOLDING HANDS DAMMIT!!!!
She’s gonna smother me in my sleep one day…
I will laugh when she kills you two.
She must never know. She’ll take back the bedazzled Team Robsten jean jacket she made me. She took such pains to get the iron on transfer of the wrist holding pic centered just so.
One must not forget the delightful Robsten Raincoat she hopes to wear for the Eclipse premier. She’s planning to give Pattinson Pants Lady a run for her money. And the mixed tape….you know she’s made a mixed tape….She’s done a cover of “Roxanne” for them.
“Rooobsten…you dont have to walk to the plane at night…pretending to hold wrists..
You just need to act out fanfics I write…
Rooobsten…look at the manips I made of you…
Riding a centaur and babies too…”
*takes deep breath and waits for the Alpha to kill*
I love you Chimmy….
Again.
I will dance with Chimi on your graves and laugh.
Something pissed this way comes, guys. I bet she’s been busy buying Mr. Goat Middle the same underwear Rob was picking out yesterday.
It’s been nice knowing you all. If we get a choice of murder weapon, I’m choosing the pinking shears she used to cut out those pics for her bathtub Robsten decoupage project. Fitting, no?
Maybe she’ll even light one of her hand-molded candles for us. You know . . . the ones that look like a tree with “RP + KS 4-EVA” carved into them?
LOL The Robsten Raincoat; for when it starts raining apologies from Camp Nonsten.
*fursplodes*
Pizz, Dillz, Sparkle. I’m gonna say this real slow so you h00rs can understand. So listen closely, you filthy, filthy cum dumpsters.
I realize I can’t actually reach down your throats, tear out your rib cages and wear them all as a decorative hat. It’s the internet. All I have in my arsenal here are words.
So you have nothing to fear from me here. Words can’t really hurt you. Words just like the ones all of you typed when you commented on my twiporn blog posts.
Speaking of that, you know what’s funny about commenting on a WordPress blog? The admin gets a spiffy little e-mail with the IP address of the person who posted the comment.
You know what an IP address tells me?
It tells me where you live. Exactly where you live. Where you sleep. Where your children sleep.
Oh, and Dillz? Don’t worry. I’m not going to fly all the way to New Zealand just to eviscerate you and hang you from the Harbour Bridge by your entrails. I’ll just wait until June for you to come to me. I’m patient like that.
😉
AHHHHH! AHHHHHH!
TOLD YOU SO!!!
I’m safe, bitches. SAFE!!
😀
Now that I’ve finished crying…do you think the American Embassy will accept “Date with death” as a valid travel reason? I love you Chimmy….Imma love you forever! 🙂
“If he had a dollar for everytime someone said “I’ll help you score”
Oh man. That’s some good stuff.
Seriously though.. I’ll help.
Definitely boob graze. Maybe even sneaky boob poke (twss). Rob thinking, ‘Sh*t, my breasts are bigger than hers’.
‘bowl a maiden over’ “snorts up coffee thru nose, in a cafe dammit”
he should have caught the pass. Was the pass form Hilary Swank?
http://bobbygee.wordpress.com/
I’m not an expert but wouldn’t Ashley have the “vanishing cabinet” instead of Tom?
And now I just had the most effed up mental image of Bellatrix coming out of Ashley’s hoo haa.
Freak. Out o’ my brain ye demon!
HAHAHAHAHA! Vanishing cabinet! That’s comedy.
Why doesn’t Taylor have any friends within ten years of his own age?
Kellan has a ridiculous body, yet I wanna get with skinny, hairy Rob. I think there is something wrong with me.
But back to Kellan., Did he shove an eggplant into his manties? Cause there is bulge down there that cannot be god-given.
Ok, did you see that movie 13 Going on 30? Remember the scene when her hockey playing boyfriend takes her back to his place and then does the striptease? That Kellan video reminds me of that.
And I love me some Kellan…in the I want to do body shots off him kind of way.
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Rob….in the shower….wet….my ultimate fantasy is going to be played out on the big screen! I feel a faint coming on soon.
Ugh, Taylor’s such a nauseatingly “good kid”. When is he going to eff up? I’m sort of secretly hoping he goes all out and loses his mind on his 18th birthday party. Except that he probably won’t since all he does is hang out with old men and his DAD.
I’m being a jerk. I’m actually impressed with how well he’s handled himself for someone his age. But for God’s sake, quit being so PERFECT.
Don’t stress, the downfall always comes, they have a special sacrificial abyss for them just below the h’wood sign in the hills with a viewing platform. I hear an ice-cream van even visits on the big nights.
R.lowe has been appointed high priest for the ceremony so it should be epic, maybe a hotdog van as well.
Yeah, I’m a sucker for the bad boys, and even thought Rob isn’t exactly a BAD BAD boy (though he is sometimes in my mind 😉 ) Tayyy is just too good. I read an article in a trashy magazine once with a friend that “Taylor is one of the only members or the Twilight cast who doesn’t smoke!” (she’s a taycob fan, me obviously being robward) and she says “Ha! Heeee doesn’t smoooke” In a prissy voice. I said it wasn’t because he wasn’t old enough to smoke. I wouldn’t know – 18 is the age to buy ciggies here but I’m not sure in US etc…?
@Jena
I died when somebody TOLD me that is going to happen. You can imagine what happened to me yesterday…
P.s. I found some fuckhawt detail-inspired rob manip…
http://www.thecoldshower.wordpress.com
That RM pic is hot but also a little troubling for me. See, I’m a huge (and when I say huge I mean HUGE) LOST fan and I seriously cannot look at Claire, I mean… wait, actually all I know her as is Claire, in this picture and get any kind of warm fuzzy feelings or any other feelings for that matter. Hello! She’s supposed to be in love with Charlie, not Edward.
So, semi-unrelated, but I’m thinking on Thursday we need a pic (or a manip) of Tay with a cig. Cause I’m no Rob fan, but that pic of him with tousled hair in that vest pinching that cig… that’s hot. And I hate smokers. Somebody please give me a Tay cig pic. I’ll love you forever.
Love,
Me
I have something waaay better planned for that day… plus I suck at making manips but well…. maybe someone can help us out?
I am SO THERE. 😉
I’m sorry, I didn’t really read anything, I just stared at the shower picture the whole time. So there is other stuff going on in this post besides wet Rob?
Yes but that is not *that* interesting… 😛
Ashley and Tom? I think my head just exploded.
Also, I think I will go see that Airbender movie with one or both of my childrens, and if Jackson has that look on his face the whole time, like in Twi, I will totally crack up. It’s like he is always about to smile and is trying to hold back or something.
AND WTH happened to KRisten’s mouth? I almost tried to wipe off my screen, I thought there was some schmutz on it.
Totally agree that RM Spaghetti Shower Scene pic trumped those Eclipse stills. I thought Bella’s wig looked awful and wet Rob is always better. 🙂
I love how you guys “just so happened” to choose the celeb football pic with Chuck Bass in it. Coincidence??? 😉
I ❤ dry humping and I ❤ you moon for blogging about dry humping!!!
Me too!!
I feel like I need to go buy some underwear
Black cotton boxer briefs, size Large, perchance?
Hmmm, impending coming of age b’day, new bff rob lowe, do I sense an ‘interesting’ video about to debut on YouTube?
Maybe Hilary was about to get the role of her life when kellan rocked up and offered them the services of his manties….no wonder the little scamp ran.
I hope bff remembers to charge the video cam. Battery.
Mmmmm… wet Rob.
The few things that annoy me about *that* pic was:
1. It was “Claire” in there, not me.
2. She’s twisting to look at him (who wouldn’t) and she has that massive boob crease/line that runs up to the base of her freakin’ neck…
weeerrrrdddd.