Like a good girl I had nothing better to do I tuned in, last night, to the Golden Globes with my homegirls HisOne&Only and NoPaperKG to see celebs get plastered and accept an award named after Selma Hayek’s lady friends. And in the process totally remembered that one of the Holy Trinity was going to be presenting! That meant red carpet time complete with awkward interviews and presenting time. What would you wear? What would you say? Would Ryan Seacrest ask you in-depth questions about his abdominal routine?
This is how it went down in my head…
Seriously?! FOR REALS?! Besides the fact that Taylor obviously reads LTT and obviously has great taste in economically-priced-mall-adjacent Italian restaurants, if some bozo at the Olive Garden HQ hasn’t offered Taylor free Soup, Salad and Breadsticks for life if he’ll be their Spokeswhore, someone’s crazy! I’m sure Big Daddy has already pitched this cross promotional idea to both Olive Garden and Summit but Olive Garden had to reject it since they’d end up losing money and probably make iceberg lettuce extinct for offering that kind of deal to Big Daddy.
Then it was finally time for Taylor to introduce 500 Days of Summer…
It’s quite obvious that Joseph Gordan Levitt is SOOO Team Jacob and SOOOO excited to be alive and be at the Golden Globes and be living life. Either he is the happiest drunk alive or he just loves hotel catering food cause any time they cut to Jo-Go he was clapping more than a seal during the Sea Lions LIVE show at Sea World. They really should have given him the “Just Happy To Be Here” award.
Then it was finally time to head out…
Hello, Olive Garden? Yea, I’d like to order a “Tour of Italy” plus Soup, Salad and Breadsticks and one pan of lasagna for pick up. Uh… my name’s Robert Pattinson… yes, R-o-b-e-r-t P-a-t-t-i-n-s-o-n. No, this is not Taylor Lautner… I’m just using his phone to place the order. 20 minutes? Thanks.
So as you can see the Golden Globes were a real barn burner. Anna Kendrick looked fabulous in Marchesa (I know, right?!) and if I could I would have given her the “My New BFF” award but I don’t have any more bail money till Taylor turns 18 in 24 days. So I hope she met up with one of those dudes from True Blood and drowned her loser sorrows in a little G&T while looking over their shoulders for Joseph Gordan Levitt. There’s always next year, kids… and there’s ALWAYS Olive Garden.
I may or may not be craving Olive Garden right now,
Sooo what’d ya think? Did you tune in to the globes? Did you make a drinking game out of how many times the camera guy couldn’t find the right person and just randomly and jerkily scanned the crowd? Were you sad Zach Galifinakis wasn’t there to help accept the award for Hang Over? Did you ever figure out what fabric Taylor’s shiny suit was made from?
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