Ask and ye shall receive! Answered Twilight Prayers

Dear Twilight,

We spend most of our time complaining about things related to you and praying that something will change and not enough talking about when things go right! Cause that happens about .5% of the time, but I digress. So I’d like to showcase some of our answered prayers!

Remember just the other day when I wrote a letter within a letter asking for an official Wolfpack Jorts picture?! Well ask and ye shall receive because not a day later we were graced with this…

Coming to a Gap near you!

Coming to a Gap near you!

Hallelujah! Someone up there (Summit) is reading LTT and watching out for me. Just look at those jorts, the beauty, the magesty! Though, to be honest, I was praying for a more shirtless JortsPack picture a less a ripped muscle tee picture that accentuates their manboobs. Their moobs, if you will. But for now I’ll print it out and add to my shrine of the Jortspack.

Follow the cut to see the rest of my answered Twilight prayers

Just the other day I was telling UC I wished I had an easy way to tote my Power point presentations and Excel documents around WHILE showing my extreme love for Twilight to my business associates. I mean what’s a girl to do when she needs to transport a large amount of computer files? Get a plain ol USB drive? HALE NAH! Not when they’ve come out with this…

2 gigs of nonsense

2 gigs of nonsense

2 gigs to hold all those sales reports, company policy manuals, presentations and just enough room left over for the “essentials.” And by essentials you know like, every chapter of Wide Awake and The Office, my Rob-porn collection, Midnight Sun in PDF and every video AmanDUH every made. Now let’s just hope I open the mid quarter report presentation and not that video of every shirtless Kellan picture ever made. That could be embarrassing!

As I cleaned out my closet this weekend, I sat there wondering when my bodysuits from junior high would be back in fashion. You know the kind that snaps between your crotch? I’d hate to throw something out that’s going to be back in style next month (see flannel, doc martens).

rockin' it like it's the mid 90s!

rockin' it like it's the mid 90s!

Then I saw this picture of Ashley and I knew my prayers were answered. No need to donate them to Goodwill to only have them show up on KStew next week, I can wear them NOW cause that’s what all the cool kids are doing. Now, if only I could find that tapestry vest I used to wear with the body suit…

Remember awhile back when we all agreed to agree those Rob Zygote modeling pictures never really happened?  And that if any new one were found they should be immediately burned and never spoke of again?


Well, I was lying! I was secreting praying that more would be found and published on the interwebs for all to see and for my Twi-heckling friends to easily find them and email to me with messages like: “Do I dazzle you as a freshman boy?” or “Do you think he used LA Looks of Depp Gel to get the “sex hair” back then?” Yup, I prayed and baby Jesus you came through!

Isn’t it awesome when all our prayers, even our most secret ones are answered? What Twilight prayers of yours have been answered? Does anyone still own a bodysuit?

Honorary member of the JortsPack,

PS I’m still praying long and hard (that’s what she said) for the Wig department. They need it.
PPS Don’t forget to enter the Imma contest we’re running! We’re already getting hilarious entries! You could win BIG!
See what UC’s got cooking at LTR today
Form a prayer group in the forum

Sources: USB drive, I Felt Hope, Twicrack

208 Responses

  1. well, i’m a LTT “virgin”, as in “i’ve never written in before”… but i read it everyday! Ya’ll are a blast… it’s good to be able to laugh 1st thing in the morning. And uhh… i think i do have a black bodysuit w/ brass buttons packed up somewhere… ha-ha!

    Keep the laughs coming! Oh, by the way, my hubby is currently reading the Twilight Saga for the 1st time… i’m so proud!

    • yay! we love when people lose their virginity!

      • I’m still a virgin in The Forum. I know… I suck and I’m an original. Total FAIL.


        • why do you think that makes you suck?!

          • The Forum has been up for awhile and I never get on it and check it out. I’m just way too busy. lol! It has levels depending on how much you’ve commented in there.


        • I’m a forum virgin too! I did register… But I haven’t posted. I played “just the tip”.

          • lmmfao!!!! “Just the tip” gets me every single time!!! bahahaha!!!

          • ohhhh… i see. well i can totally respect that. i have been a “reader” for quite a while now… but i just never felt the… umm… “urge” to contribute til now… but yeah… there are a lot of layers to this… some dirty and some just plain funny! but i don’t think that makes us suck… maybe we’re just conservative.

          • lol, “just the tip”. I did that too. Couldnt wait to be accepted, got my secret pass code, and logged in once, never went back! LOSER! Damn

        • I went to the forum…but it was so intense and organized. Plus I think I have to have a log-in name.

        • Once I became a “Buttcrack Santa” on the forum, I stopped posting. Plus, everyone that I want to talk to is on Twitter. YAY.

    • YEAA!! welcome ambushed by twilight!! and hopefully youll get some good unicorn stories about your hubs reading it

      • well i told him i was so proud of him for reading it. he’s on #3 right now! he finally decided to read them b/c i told i was gonna keep answering his questions… HAHAHAHAHA! he was like “do they ever DO it?!” “does she get w/ Jacob?” “does she die in the last one?” i finally told him to READ THE BOOKS! i think he feels left out b/c i talk about it so much and i MADE him buy our Fandango tickets for opening night, so i think he wants to be caught up! it’s so cute… he sits there reading “my” twilight books… so involved and commenting out loud! i LOVE it… wonder never cease! now he understands why i told him he’s my “Edward”.

        • You’ve pushed me to reveal another Twi-secret:

          I’m going to see New Moon in Port Angeles. My SO agreed to it (he watches the movies) and we’re making a weekend getaway to Victoria out of it.

          Hopefully we won’t get the flu or werewolf “flu”. Okay, I’m cool with it if he gets werewolf “flu”. And hopefully Mike Newton won’t try to 3rd wheel our date.

          “I don’t think we have the same thing.” heh.

          • Aww! cute! a weekend getaway… lovely, and impressive.

            yeah, no flu, please, but feel free to get “into a fever”! -wink,wink-

            my hubby loves the movie! we’re going to the midnight show b/c i told i was going if i had to go by myself! my tickets are proudly displayed on the fridge!

        • Ohhhh! That is so cute!!! I wish my bf would read them. You’re lucky 🙂

          So sweet about him now understanding why you said he was “your Edward.”

  2. We all need to light a candle for the Wig department ..

  3. We prayed that the CGI wolves wouldn’t make us laugh, and, judging from the last trailer, they’re looking good. But let’s keep on praying, just to be sure.

    And of course we prayed for shirtless Edward, but we got that one in May already.

    Is it November yet? Can we pray for November to come faster? (Heck, I haven’t even been baptized, could someone pray fór me, please?)

  4. I don’t owe a bodysuit anymore…
    Those things were a pain in the crotch to wear. Mine kept always opening every step I took LMAO. But I wanted to wear them cause it was cool.
    Aaaah those were the days.

    • Hard to believe we actually wore those things. Who the Hale thought that was a good idea? Only 6 month old babies should have snaps in their crotch.

      On another fashion note, the Gap should totally get on the jorts train. Whoo whoo.

      Lastly-that pic of young Rob wouldn’t be as bad without the bristly hair. If he had longer hair back then we might’ve been wishing he lived in Georgia.

    • They were such a pain in the crotch! But no matter what, ladies (and unicorns), American Apparel will always have bodysuits. Which is crucial for my Halloween costume.

  5. The Jorts Pack has to wear matching shirts and all get matching tattoos? Sheesh.. taking this werewolf thing a little far, aren’t they? Can’t one of them wear blue like the good old days?

  6. Alex Meraz’s arms.

    That is all.

  7. Did you guys notice? It’s October… New Moon comes out next month!!!
    I kneel down everyday (that’s what she said) and pray that it will not disappoint, I mean, already the Weitz has surprised me, but I read NM again and I’m not sure that’s a good thing.

    Think they’ll come out with Twilight kitchen gear soon? I mean, with all the time I spend there eating and cooking it feels like wasted time with no Twilight around… Think I’ll add that to my prayers too.

  8. I want a flash drive!!!!! MWWWAAAHHHHH!!!! ❤

  9. I can not handle Zygote Rob. I’m not being melodramatic; I literally feel queasy when I see those pictures. Zygote Rob is like Rob’s creepy little brother. Between him and Swine Flu Uncle Rob, it’s like some creepy version of the Klumps with Rob playing all the roles himself.

    • No one could have said it better.

    • Amen. No melodrama over here either. This new pic isn’t quite so bad as those other ones… His exposed manbaby thighs make me shudder from being so uncomfortable when I see that business. Gah.

    • i laughed out loud!!

      “it’s like some creepy version of the Klumps with Rob playing all the roles himself. “

  10. As long as Jellies don’t come back I will be fine. Oh no! They are coming back! My WalMart here in BFE is full of them. I pray that I will not see Ashnee wearing Jellies…pray people pray! (It would be funny to see Kellan or JackBone in jellies though)

  11. Body suits and tapestry vests … FTW. Can i cut off the bottom of my Express jeans as well and fray them in a perfect and purposeful ring? To wear with my Birkenstock Bostons? Kthx.

  12. I pray for a leg hitch.

    And that some liberties are taken in Breaking Dawn and there’s no fade to black. I’m going to send Summit a reference sheet with positions and the best camera angles. To showcase Rob’s ass.


    • oh yes. I forgot to say what I am praying for. And yes. one thing. The leg hitch. I need that leg hitch.

    • Adding to the leg hitch prayers…please, Baby Jesus, make it so.

    • Yes! Yes! Yes!

      Pray, light a candle, sacrifice small animals – whatever it takes – to have a HOT leg hitch and somehow for the honeymoon of “Let Your Light Shine” make it into the film version of BD.

      I rocked the bodysuits and big hair back in the day. Remember how hard it was to snap those things after a few Zima’s / wine coolers?

      • Remember how hard it was to snap those things after a few Zima’s / wine coolers?

        I just died laughing.

  13. I pray for Ash to turn into an equally hot guy. Because no matter how sexy she is, there is still that one thing missing.

  14. Wow. The power of Prayer.

    Lovin the wolf pack rockin the jorts. LMAO

    Okay, I got my tickets last night for the midnight show on November 19th. Just need a plausable story to give to the SO to explain why I’m seeing a movie at midnight on a Thursday……

    Any ideas?

  15. I pray that they make the human version of the wolves very big, like they did with Hagrid in HP…those dudes are suppose to be HUGE not looking up to the vampires.

    And I pray that jorts don’t show up in stores next spring…I see enough of that shit when I got to an SEC football game. (re: Florida Gators)

  16. “my bodysuits from junior high would be back in fashion. You know the kind that snaps between your crotch”

    I have a TON of those bodysuits!!!

    They’re called onesies, and my 17-month-old son wears them just about every day.

    • I hated onesies for my daughter and was so relieved when I found little shirts instead.

      Adult onesies would be found in the pits of Hale along with Dr. Martens.


      • I had a plaid velvet bodysuit that I wore with my button fly Levis and my Doc Martens. Ah, those where the days…skulking around campus, listening to the Cure, trying to be as disaffected as possible. Good times.

        • Plaid AND velvet? Dang, as a teen in the 90’s I don’t think I ever took it that far. However, I bet Rob would totes love the plaid velvet body suit.

          The cure, LOL. Rock it.

          I miss those days, it was so good to be so lame.

        • Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, baby!

        • show me show me show me how you do that trick, the one that makes me scream she said.

          and velvet bodysuits were HOT! dude im getting all this stuff when i visit home again! my list: doc martens, bodysuits, tapestry vest

      • Heyyy no knocking the Docs, they were my signature style when I was 15! And trying to be a punk rocker! (and failing) They were purple, with sparkly laces, and I’d wear them to concerts and crowd surf in the mosh pit, and kick guys in the head.

        It was awesome.

        And you’re all right, it was so fun to be lame!!

  17. Zygote Rob makes me feel all sorts of yucky inside. Way worse than Taycob, for some reason. Maybe because Tay’s muscles make him at least SEEM older.

    I pray for promotional posters with Edward sans bobblehead and talons.

  18. I was just thinking the other day, I wish my flash drive had a family crest…no better crest than the one of a Cullen.

    I may or may not still have a few snap-crotch bodysuits…that I wore with vests, gitano jeans with pleats and of course my hair was half up in a obnoxiously lacey scrunchie.

  19. Bodysuits = onesies

    That’s what I called them 🙂

  20. That poster of the wolf pack would have been better if they had no shirts on! They’re mostly shirtless in the movie right? So why not on the poster!

  21. I pray for Eclipse to be rated R (Due to violent new born attacks, cussing wolves, intense, ff-style sex scenes, Alice nudity, and adult themes).

    Oh, and for the leg hitch.

  22. I pray that Jacob becomes a wolf early on in the movie so he can ‘cut’ that shitastic wig off his melon. And I never stopped praying for the leg hitch and eradication of the fade to black in Breaking Dawn.

    I had totally forgotten about those tapestry vests. Did yours have ‘jewel’ tones and a fake satin back? Mine so did. I had a hunter green, ruby, and mustard (yack) colored one. I was so cool.

    • Did yours have ‘jewel’ tones and a fake satin back?


      Do you mean jewel like the singer?

      • Oh yeah, and yes mine did.

        Oh! And my little cousin wanted to be just like my sister, so she wouldn’t stop wearing her vest everyday. Everyday.

    • omg i pray theres a hair cutting montage… like when he turns into a wolf it plays some hot ass music and they show him in the bathroom sans shirt with the clippers buzzing that nasty ass wig off.

      *whew* it’s hot in here now.

  23. maybe my take on Zygote Rob is perverse but i find his androgynous beauty as a teenie as attractive as the very sexual beauty he exhibits today—if you look closely at the photo you can already see the bedroom eyes that now hold so many women in thrall—if you’re on the road to heartbreaker, you have to start somewhere & your beginnings become merely part of the process—in contrast to Taycob with his babyish face & weightlifter body, Zygote Rob is of a piece: a skinny lad with an angelic feminine face—end of my Robrangue—

    hilarious post, Moon—here in the northern hemisphere the days are indeed dwindling down & the nights increasing exponentially, so i’m praying that LTT/LTR will continue to amuse me through the cold winter—otherwise imma be one sad cat—xox

    • All I got from this comment was Buttcrack Santa (RIP) saying, “Me-ow”

      • @TeamSeth: it’s 10:00 a.m.—am wide awake—your words are clearly English—tried tramslating—same effect—zilch—it’s too early in the day to analyze metalinguistic jargon—but i do appreciate the participation—LOL—<3

        • ExPat! I thought you were American being an expat somewhere else (England actually, to be specific). What did I miss?!

          Anyway, I’m referencing a scene…the scene in which Buttcrack Santa is killed by the nomads. When Victoria pulls in his boat, he says “Well, hello.” and then she says something or looks at him and he says, “Meow.” (like a cat…and you said you were otherwise one sad cat)

          It wasn’t that funny. 😉

  24. “Do I dazzle you as a freshman boy?” is perhaps one of the best things I’ve ever heard. Plus the LA Looks reference and bodysuits? Too much win for one post.

    Please, Zygote Rob, please go away. That’s more of a hosedown than creepy uncle Rob.

    I’m having a really hard time taking the wolfpack seriously with all of these pictures of them in jorts. Really, Summit? REALLY!? Jorts? I associate jorts with one of two things:

    1. back country mullet-sporting hicks
    2. Tobias Funke the Never Nude

    Please just put them in some track pants and stop with this jorts nonsense. Jeans are expensive to replace so it’s not all that believable to begin with.

    • ha-ha-ha! Tobias!… w/ his nasty cut-offs! OMG! i can’t get the image out of my head! what a riot!

      BUT PLEASE! don’t put the Wolf Pack in THAT catagory!

      Hotties in jorts are no comparison to notties in cut-offs..


      • … but i agree w/ the financial improbability of jeans… that was addressed inthe book… raggity ol’ sweats were the going thing… but i guess guys don’t look as “hot” in sweats, eh?

    • THIS!
      never commented before, though i’ve been lurking forever; but i gotta speak up on behalf of the never-nude! arrested development is the best. weren’t they usually in sweats in the books? whatevs, love me some TayTay no matter what – wigs and jorts and statutory laws be damned…and Alex…*woof*. lookin’ good, bb.

      but zygote rob creeps me out too. in between the lols, that is. hopefully he will continue to get better and better with age.

      my faith in chris weitz is such that i have no prayers for new moon. but for ECLIPSE on the other hand –
      1. please let Bryce Dallas Howard pull it off. i hope she makes me eat my words, because i was NOT happy about the recast.
      2. the leg hitch would be great, but all i really need is for there to be justice done to the kiss.
      3. (and one breaking dawn one – ) please please please an R rating – don’t water down the sex or the gore!

      that’s not too much to ask, right? now get on it, buttcrack santa!

      • amazing! another AD fan.. you’ll notice heyyyy brother commenting a ton.. she’s our other AD friend!

        • AD ROCKS! my hubby and i just finished watching all the season from NetFlix… we just rolled! but Jason B is adorable… i’m am 80’s girl after all… did anyone watch him in “the Hogan Family”? But it sucks that AD tv self-life was cut short…

          • Dear Fellow AD and Twilight Fans: YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PEOPLE EVER.

            Rob is my #2 celeb crush. My #1? Jason Bateman. And yes, ever since his days on The Hogan Family. Adorable.

            And I may be fasting and praying for a better New Moon, but I will lock myself away in a temple in Nepal to ensure that the Arrested Development movie is the best thing to ever exist.

          • Okay, I’m definitely changing my mind and praying for the AD movie instead. I love Jason Bateman too, but I have such an unhealthy crush on Will Arnett… plus, he taught me that you never want a hungry dove down your pants…

          • ahh… Jason Bateman… Swe-e-e-e-eet!

          • Are you old enough (you don’t have to admit it, like I shamefully just did) to remember his guest spots on Silver Spoons w/ “The Rickster”? He was such a wiseass. Love Jason!

          • yeah… i am that old… i’ll be 30 (GASP) soon… but i had a MAJOR crush on him when we were little… such a cute lil punk! OMG! Sweetest face!

            SILVER SPOONS! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Loved it!

          • @Beth: I’m 25, so I don’t really remember those days… But I do remember him in ‘Teen Wolf, Too.’ Which I kiiiind of wish I didn’t.

            P.S. All JBates fans search youtube for “Mario On Ice” – he’s in the first minute and a half or so and it’s 80’s gold. Cosby sweaters, mullets, Nintendo… Amazing.

    • Oh I heart thee HeyyyBrother with your Arrested Development reference. One of the best shows of all time!

      • I now must go watch my AD dvds…Lucille/Loose Seal! Oh tears would pour down my face I would laugh so hard at that show

        • Lucille: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
          Michael: …oh, the cabin! … Yes, that would be difficult too.

    • No way, track pants are so chav!

      I feel that the Quilete are supposed to be so poor that they can’t afford new clothes…i.e. why are they in clothes at all?

      • Wouldn’t they have a casino somewhere on the reservation, tho, for extra money? Go ahead, I know I’m gonna get some thumbs down on that

  25. Yeah, the “younger” Rob picture is too creepy…

    My husband has a bunch of USB drives on his desk, maybe I can slip the Cullen crest one in there (that’s what she said).

    Anyone notice that it is Oct. 1st?? Is the epilogue for Wide Awake posted yet?? I just finished the last chapter yesterday, and searched for it everywhere. The Facebook page mentioned a “goal” date of 10/1.

    I am definitely still praying for the “leg hitch” scene in Eclipse. I think that Rob should suck on ice cubes in between cuts, so that his tongue is cold, when he licks her bottom lip. Just praying here, that the camera angles are right…

    • what is “Wide Awake”? i’ve heard/seen it mentioned before…

      • Wide Awake is fanfiction. UC provided a link to the story in the above entry.

        I think I would love this story even if the characters were not based on Twilight.

        I must warn you, the story is addicting, like Twilight, but I think better, in some ways. It will make you want to stay up late reading, like the characters.

      • Oooooh. Are you sure you want to get started on fanfiction? I’m telling you, you won’t get much done! You’ll be up til wee hours in the morning.

        • well that’s nothing new… when i 1st read the whole saga i had – – – NO LIFE, to speak of, outside of the Twilight world. my hubby was snickering at me… my girlfrinds were bewildered (b/c they haven’t read it yet) and my laundry piled UP! I talked about it so much my mother-in-law wanted to read them (she did, loves it) and an good guy friend of mine did too… becoming a unicorn! Now when i re-read the books i can pace myself better… but maybe i should avoid the fanfiction… hmmm…

          • Wide Awake is a good story. Make sure you get the one where they didn’t edit out the second valentines day chapter. It’s long and it’s good. (that’s what she said). You will however, get addicted and possibly need a support group. Lucky for you, WE are here, and you are normal.

            Happy reading


          • OK you asked for it! If you go to the forum there’s a lot of recommendations there. Some are on and some are on twilighted. I know what you mean, I had no life for like a week and half during those Twilight days. DH was not happy w/ me. My house was in shambles and we were having takeout almost everyday. The laundry piled up too! I’m mellowed out now. I can actually get some housework done now!

          • Thank you ladies, you make me feel normal (again).

  26. You can never go wrong with an adult onesie (bodysuit). Mine truly showed my womanliness or lack thereof.
    I am secretly wishing for a few more pics of RSten together looking nothing but like their happy go-lucky selves! Those two are just so perky!

    • “Perky” isn’t a word I would have ever used for RSten. Not really the image that comes to mind.

  27. “Ask and ye shall receive”, uh?
    So, I’m asking here for an Cullen Crest USB drive like that. I live in the middle of Amazon Rain forest and there’s no… Amazon (ha this is funny NOT!!) here.
    So, someone in the real world gotta send this to me! LOL
    Or I will not invite you to my house in the forest when BD crew come over here to find Zafrina, Senna and Kachiri LMAO

    P.S – FYI I don’t live exactly “in the middle of Amazon forest” 🙂

    • Where are you from?

      • I’m from the land of Samba, Soccer and Isle Esme: Rio de Janeiro / Brazil! hahaha
        Thanks for asking! 🙂

        • Tudo bão?!

        • So you are Latina ^^. Next month I’ll start portuguese classes. I envy your city I’ve always wanted to go during carnaval :p

          • YES, Melymori! Where are u from?
            Portuguese classes? This is nice! Be aware: tons of hard work! LOL I can help you! 🙂 My high-school degree was in Teacher’s School – enables you to teach – for small children hehee – Portuguese, Math, Science and Crafts – I don’t know if there’s a name for this in English… 😦
            Carnival is awesome, but after 34th times, well, you can get sick of it (I know! Who knew!). I always travel in carnival b/c Rio in Carnival is Freakin’ Cruh-azy and i’m old LOL
            But sure is a thing you have to do once in your life. 🙂

            TeamSeth, don’t be sad 🙂 Where are u from?


          • Originally Florida, but i just moved to Pacific NW

    • 10 fan points for a BD mention of zafrina, senna and kachiri! i totes forgot their names till you said them!

      • Well, must remember those beloved stereotyped characters SM created hahaha
        Amazon rain forest – Represent! LMAO

        BTW, I’m reading BD for the 857th… but who’s counting? hahaha

        • I’m from El Salvador, so I think it won’t be that dificult to learn portuguese…. spanish and portuguese are similar. Can’t believe you leave Rio during carnival I hope i could see one before i’m 30 ^^ I drink some (LOT) real caipirinhas

          • *and drink…

          • I know! But I have to: I’m an old beeyotch who complains about the traffic, the loud music, the crowd… I used to laugh about those “old boh-ring people” while jumping with a caipirinha in one hand and a boy in other LOL and now I’m one of those… tsk tsk Sad.

            But, sure, people have to see this at least once in life. Samba + caiprinhas – 30 years old = best part-ay EVER! LOL
            Portuguese will be easy peasy for ya! 🙂

  28. So all I have to do is pray so Buttcrack Santa bring me those little bottles for Xmas?

  29. I still have one unanswered prayer……..justsayin.

  30. If you painted Zygote Rob orange and buffed him up some, he’d totally look like a Guido. You can google it.

    • OMG that is the funniest mental picture I’ve had all morning.

      And of course makes me think of LTRs Emo Rob Day discussion with Dashboard Confessional – go back to the Italian restaurant you came from!

  31. I can’t look at the Wolf Pack without getting chills thinking about Alex’s arms wrapped around me so tight he squished my breath out. ::le sigh::

    Hmmm…. prayer, prayer, prayer….. I pray that Eclipse has a whole lot more speaking parts for Jackson Rathbone (and not just “mmm… pleasure to meet you”) because I could listen to JRath talk to me all day long.


  32. I know I have a bodysuit around here somewhere! My mission for today: Find the bodysuit and take nasty pics to send to LTR, you will forward to him right?! Said pics with be taken in the bathroom!

    Love the post!

  33. OME.. My prayer was answered in the article! My prayer was to have links to all these great fanfics everyone talks about so much! Praise be LTT!

  34. uh oh! another LTT virgin here! i visit often, but never feel witty enough to compete with you crazy hoes 🙂 BUT… i have to admit that i’m a HUGE kellan lutz fan (and so is my gay best friend and showing him hot pics of kellan is the only way i can lure him into my twilight/rob obsessed world) so… um, video of all his shirtless pics? really?!? REALLY?!?! (haha!) um, i can’t find! does anyone know where to locate this masterpiece?

  35. I prayed and baby Jesus you came through!
    You are such a hoot 🙂 Love all of your posts.

    Finishing my first book and having it be Twilight!
    Having friends and a place to go everyday …LTT!!!
    Sleeping with Robward every nite! (ok I know its a blanket!)
    Being able to fall in love w/movie Twilight every night like it was the 1st time!
    My increased vocab….I think! 🙂
    Having a reason to laugh (alot) everyday! LTT again!
    That I forget I AM too old for Rob!

    The courage to go see NM and Robward on BIG SCREEN!!
    That I someday get to thank Steph Meyers in person!
    I finally “get” the Leg Hitch…cause I’ll have seen it!
    To dream again so I can get to take down the hanging Rob picture that I almost strangled myself with last night…..
    That I can regrow the hair I have pulled out trying to figure out how to do graphics for my entry!!!
    I NEVER see that pic of baby Rob again…and that I will forget that I DID see it….(ok I know I will, thank goodness)
    Moon & UC get some kind of award for creating all this in the first place… such true dedication!
    I will never slip up and call the hubs…Edward
    Can read the rest of the books so I can keep up with all of you….
    That I meet Rob just once in person. and don’t drop dead on the spot…hey don’t judge…its just a prayer!


    • I love this, MS! I personally pray to find other Twi-obsessed friends who will go with me to the NM midnight show on opening night. I soooo want to do this, but I’m not going with anyone who isn’t as into as me and so far that’s everyone I know but you guys.

      I also pray that I can come up with at least one entry for Imma contest that warrants at least an honorable mention from the Twi-goddesses, UC and Moon!

    • I was wondering where you were today…then I remembered that I got up way earlier than usual and you probably weren’t done reading the post yet.

      I’m praying for you to have the courage to go to New Moon! If you twitter (which I think you do now), I will sign up for twitter (I abhor twitter) and tweet you all of November encouraging you to go see it. Your daughters will totes go with you. If you go to the midnight showing, there will definitely be people who are “weirder” than you (I don’t think you are weird, but you said that other people think that) and the movie theater workers will be so tired/creeped out by the fangirls they won’t talk to you at all! 🙂 PLUS, you will immediately sleep afterwards, which means the next day you get to go see it again totally fresh!

      Plus, your name is MidnightSin, which sort of implies that you have to go to the midnight showing. Just saying.

      And, once you see the movie, you’ll want to read the book. And I’m so willing to make you one of those kick-ass flow charts specific to New Moon (which is my fave book). I’ll do a timeline in addition to that AND a defintions list for commonly used phrases defined in the book (like imprinting) so you don’t have to constantly go back to find where the hell it’s defined.

      You just let me know!

      Oh yeah, and you can enter just the text if the programs become too frustrating for your entries!

        I had a lil accident during the night so wasn’t able to comment til now…plus you were right, alot to read!!!
        I can’t tell you HOW MUCH I would LOVE to go to the midnight showing…for all the reasons you said…plus the cover of dark would indeed help….lol….but I don’t even know if they have that around here? I can’t drive tho or even a license anymore… thats a problem….

        You so ROCK offering to go to all that trouble of chart making for ME…I don’t even know how to begin to thank you. Twi-peeps are just sooo incredible!!!

        Yes I am trying Twitter but I don’t think I do it right… my twitterer? name is stareide….your welcome to twit me anytime!!!
        I should ask UC/Moon if they ever get my Twits? (I don’t know what the hell they are called) JO gets them..

        BTW Do you think I will ever allow myself to sleep again if I actually go to see New Moon at the theater??? NO WAY!!! I won’t want to forget a minute of it!!!

        You can just send the text? Man I pulled all that hair out for nothing…actually its more that I wanted to see if I could do it…I used to do stuff like that all the time, once pretty creative . I especially loved to paint murals , so I am just frustrated that I can’t figure it out now….but I am going to keep at it…but so cool that UC/Moon are willing to help with the finishing touches….again Twimazing!!!

        BLR…I will add that you find the perfect person/people to go to the midnight showing to my “prayer list”….I just know you will, have faith!….and yes its pretty intimidating knowing the Twi-Goddess’s are going to be looking at our meek submissions after what they come up with…but its all in fun…so go for it!!!

        • “You can just send the text? Man I pulled all that hair out for nothing”

          If that’s the case, I’d add the wig department to your prayer list…

          I’ll bet there’s a midnight showing near you…Look it up here

          Okay, I’m going to start on the chart for you…which means I’m going to actually have to buy the book. My first Twilight book purchase. Yikes. Do you want me to explain where the book and movie differ as well (once I see the movie of course)?

          • LOL….plz pray the wig doesn’t come from the same place that they are using in the movie!!! YOU DON’T HAVE THE BOOKS??? How did you read them then?? I am confused? HA what else is new…I don’t want you to have to buy it because of me!!….
            Any thing you want to explain is welcome here!! I can use all the help I can get…….again….thanks…. 🙂

          • I have to get the details! I can’t mislead you, MS!

            I borrowed my sister’s books.

            I was planning to read NM at Barnes and Noble in order to save money (i’m unemployed 😦 Anyone know of any freelance writing or editing work?! I can telecommute and I’m located in the pacific NW) and to make sure that I read it slower. I read it in one day the first time. I did it MidnightSin style 😉

            Maybe I can still read it at Barnes and Noble, but take notes as I go…

        • I don’t know what part of Maine you are in, but I’d wager there’s a theater with a midnight showing somewhere near you. And I’d totally be willing to drive down to see it with you if you need a ride. =)

          For the contest, send UC and Moon your text and the photos you’ve chosen and they’ve offered to help out with putting it all together. If it makes you feel any better I was pulling my hair out last night, too.

          • JO…we should have talked…lol…we could have saved a lot of hair!!! Picturing us both up til wee hours doing the same thing….lmao…probably why I took the tumble at 4am…lol….

            I just looked up on the site that TS gave me and they have a theater about an hour away that is showing it at 12:05 am..

            I feel bad asking UC/Moon to do that…
            I am going to keep trying…although..I don’t have much hair left….plus I think you rubbed off on me…I think mine is kinda perverted??? Its not like I can show it to anyone and ask..ya know what I mean??

            TS…sorry to hear your out of work….adding that to my prayer list..(I am thinking God is going to be very confused tonight) I know the feeling…had my accident at work and got a letter from the company saying that they had to “let me go” cause I wasn’t getting well fast enough! I miss working…so I feel your pain…hang in there…you will get a know the door closes…shit forget the rest….but you know what I am trying to say…. 🙂

          • @MS You’re always welcome to email me if you have a question about getting the graphics together or want someone to proof it. I can’t guarantee I’ll be much help, but I might!

            I’m sorry you fell. Are you ok??

    • I just love you. For everything you bring to this site.

      • Right back at ya…you have no idea how many times I have almost fallen off my couch/bed laughing so hard at what you write here..(Blanket Rob ALWAYS saves me) ..seriously you all on this site have missed your true calling!!

      • @JodieO…same thing here….and you know I wouldn’t tell anyone whatcha up to 1…because I would never do that and 2.a minute after I close the email…its history…so if you ever feel the need to vent etc., I am a great person to tell…literally in one ear and out the other!!!
        Oh I will be fine…thanks for asking….I am so used to falling that I am just greatful when parts don’t fall off…bruises I can handle!!!

        • You don’t know this, but your bruises comment is sort of a reference to BD…a pretty hot reference too

          • OHHHH DOOO TELLLL!!!

          • Bruises, feathers, busted headboards……..Fade to Black.

            SM and her “G” rated love scenes.

          • Tasha covered it pretty well.

            It’s the sex scene, MS!!!

          • @Team Seth…THIS I HAVE GOTTA SEE!!! Wait..did Tasha say …..FEATHERS..broken headboard….and bruises…..hmmmm….(looking very perplexed…but totally interested in what could be going on here…gonna try and scope this out………be back later….

    • Hey Midnight Sin, are you feeling bettter already? Hope you are! Did Rob (blankie) treat you good? :-)’

      So funny, my DH was off last night. We went to bed, he didn’t realize the pillow he used was the Rob pillow! Hahah, so funny to see DH’s face snuggled right next to Rob’s face!!! LMAO! He saw me laughing and so he was like “WHAT?” I told him and he quickly swapped pillows w/ me!

      Oh yes, never slip up MS and call ur hubby Edward…or Rob for that matter!!!! You have a goodnight!

      • Hanging in there….however I am bald now…and at least one of my eyeballs fell on the floor…while I have tried to figure out my Adobe Photoshop that I used to know like the back of my hand but now can’t see do to anything at all….ahhh well….picking up the eyeball and looking at wigs…better luck tomorrow….and you????

        BTW…love the pillow story…gotta get one of those!!!

        • Eh, nothing much. My DD was sick yesterday, high fever and throwing up. I was up a lot last night as exhausted as I am, I’m still up! I really can’t think of anything for that contest…LOL. I have some kind of a brain fog, ever have one of those? Gonna ask DH if he can think of something.

          Hang in there! Your posts always make me smile :-).


  37. WOOF WOOF wolf pack. i can’t wait to see them. yum. and yes i totally want my doc martens back. i have no idea where they got to after all my moves.

  38. It’s so refreshing that Summit answers your letters! Just like the Vampire vineyards offering me free wine…(except not as creepy)

    I think the best part of that USB drive is that you get a free copy of the New Moon soundtrack. Major score.

    Okay, back to my Imma Enter entries.

  39. I know where I’d like Robward to plug his USB drive into…. just sayin.. 2 gigs… sounds like a good amount to me 🙂

  40. OK, seriously, I’m in an LDR (long-distance relationship) with my man (Me: Finland, him: States) and we’re finally meeting again, as in I’m going over there.
    I may have booked the trip so I’m in Houston in plenty of time to see New Moon on Nov. 20th.
    And I may have hinted my man that there’s a slight chance that I’m currently waiting to see New Moon more than him 😀
    (Best part is that he totally understands that <3)

  41. I can neither confirm nor deny owning a couple American apparel body suits.

  42. I concur – there was no need for the wolf boys to be sporting the muscle tees – moobs – awesome – my new favourite word… love it! and come on with the Cosmo Boy pic… now that is not necessary ladies…i already feel like a dirty old perve…now this just confirms it. he’s not even legal in that one….

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