Imma enter a Twilight contest

Dear country music lovers, Twilight fans, lovers of contests & closet rappers,

Who can forget the night of September 13, 2009 when we all crowded around our TVs in fear of what Rob would show up wearing, wondering if Ash would have a nip slip on the red carpet, pondering if Kristen’s hair could possible look any worse than at ComicCon and hoping that Taylor wouldn’t charm us so much that we really consider moving to Georgia? And then, our hearts skipped a couple beats as said underage boy in a man’s suit stepped on stage and this happened:

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Congrats Kanye, you’ve again proved to be a douche.

But like everything in pop-culture, Kanye’s a-hole move quickly became a meme and provided us with countless LOLs as “KanyeGate” took over the radio, TV, news reports and interwebs.  It all came to a head when I discovered the Kanye Gate tumblr account, which, of course, had Twilight/Kanye mashups!




Seriously? Photoshopping a little Kanye image with Twilight-related stuff? That looks like SO much fun & RIGHT up my alley. So I gave it a shot (after the jump)



And after deliberating for a long time a 5 second conversation with Moon, we decided to share the Kanye/Twilight love with a little something we like to call:

“Imma Enter a Twilight contest” Contest
Rules: Send us your entry w/ an image (use this handy starter Kanye if you’d like) or just with text if you’re not so handy with the photoshop via E-MAIL (link) or Twitter (link) One winner will be chosen from both email & twitter for two winners total!
post on LTT:
Feeling like doing a Twilight-themed entry? That’s great!! Want to make it Rob-centric- we’re having the same contest over on LTR (winners will be polled from BOTH sites)
post on LTR:
Feeling really inspired to make an entry about Rob? Whoo hoo! Have a kickin’ idea for something Twilight-related, but not Rob? Great! We’re having the same contest over on LTT (winners will be polled from BOTH sites)
Get your entries to us between NOW and Next Wendesday October 7th at 11:59 ET
Contest: Open to ANYONE 18 or older (unless you live on Mars- we can’t ship there)  YES! This is open to you if you’re outside of the US!
Prizes courtesy of Bella BeJeweled, our newest Sponsor
-Bella Jewelry Package
-Alice Jewelry Package

The “Imma Enter a Twilight contest” Contest

Rules: Send us your entry w/ an image (use this handy starter Kanye if you’d like) or just with text if you’re not so handy with the photoshop via E-MAIL or send us a link on Twitter. One winner will be chosen from both email & twitter for two winners total!

Feeling like doing a Twilight-themed entry? That’s great!! Want to make it Rob-centric? We’re having the same contest over on LTR (winners will be pulled from BOTH Twi and Rob!) Get your entries to us between NOW and Next Wendesday October 7th at 11:59 EST.
i love kanye’s song gold digger

Contest: Open to ANYONE 18 or older anywhere in the world (unless you live on Mars- we can’t ship there)  YES! This is open to you if you’re outside of the US!
And it wouldn’t be “The ‘Imma enter a Twilight Contest’ Contest” without some AMAZING prizes! We have an amazing & crazy talented new sponsor, Bella BeJeweled, who has graciously donated some pretty incredible Twilight-inspired jewelry!


Moonstone Ring
Prom Necklace
Turquoise Bracelet

Or you can win:


Turquoise ring
Turquoise Bracelet
Onyx Earrings

We’re so excited about this contest & think we have the best prizes YET to giveaway! Bella BeJeweled has crazy, amazing stuff and Moon has already hinted at what I’m getting for Christmas! (Moon- check if she sells replica Robs- I’ll take that) So enter the contest for potentially a little somethin’ somethin’ for yourself, then hop on over to Bella BeJeweled and get a little early Christmas shopping done! (Okay, I’ve mentioned Christmas twice this week plus posted a picture of Santa, clearly it’s time for Wal-mat to get out the artificial trees)

Make us & Kanye proud! Get creating!

See what hilarious ideas Moon had on LTR
Then talk smack on The Forum about how you’re gonna beat everyone in the contest

107 Responses

  1. Hahaha love the Eric one! And contests always bring out the bitch in me, so count me in!

  2. Why didn’t Tyty phase in a wolf right after Kanye said that shit and rip his head off?
    I have fat fingers so those nice jewels can never fit me.
    I hope that we can read what everybody has send in to win.

  3. I can add to or take nothing away from this., as it’s brilliant. Good luck to the winner!

    p.s. And you know I’m going to agree. Eric Northman kicks Edward’s shirtless boo-tay. Yep.

  4. Love it, what a fab idea!
    Can’t wait to see what people come up with 😀

  5. hahaha, I can’t top any of those. Love the Buttcrack Santa and KStew mullet ones!

  6. What? Is there something *wrong* with taking a dump on your porch?? He’s using a toilet! Sheesh, what a buncha snobs!

    • i think it’s that he didnt share the pbr 😉

    • are sooo from ME!!! So I am thinkin and I used to be good at this stuff…so I am going to try to have some fun…what the hell…..

      HEY JO…I WENT OUT TODAY!!!! (Ok it was to the eye specialist… BUT I GOT OUT…1st time in 7 mos!!! Saw the foliage and spent quality time w/my oldest daughter ….long ride 🙂 IT WAS A GOOD DAY…and now I am going to have all kinds of fun trying to remember how to work my computer programs so I can enter…YOU ARE GOING SEND IN SOMETHING REALLY AWESOME I JUST KNOW IT… 🙂 Can’t wait to see just how badly I blush when yours posts…lol…

      • I am really proud of you MS!!! (for going out)

        • THANKS SASSY…but in truth had no choice…but found out some very interesting things today…this Dr. was awesome and specializes in eye problems related to head injury….was amazed at what he told me…explains so much!!!
          IT WAS SO NICE BEING OUTSIDE…the leaves are all changing…the colors beautiful…and just to see different things…I can’t explain the feeling…(got car sick tho) but the doc explained that so its all good and and SO WORTH it!! I AM BEAMING…but exhausted…

          • I’m so proud of you MS! And I’m so glad you got to see the foliage on your first trip. I’m really happy to hear how positive your outing was too and that your doctor is so awesome.

            You’re one step closer to going to see New Moon!!! 🙂


          • Yay! Congrats to you! Perfect time to get outdoors!

          • So great!! Happy you got some good news, hopefully it will help you continue on your awesome recovery!!


      • See MS!! You can do it girl! Get out side, because one never knows when you may see a sparkly man, just lurking in the bushes!

        Glad your appt went well, encouraging isn’t it?

        We are all proud of you.

        • YOU ARE ALL SO AWESOME!!! Thank you SO MUCH for all your wonderful comments…COULD THIS DAY GET ANY BETTER???? (OK a visit from Rob might do it) …SERIOUSLY… I HEART YOU ALL SOOOOO MUCH!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!! 🙂 xoxo

      • YAY! That’s so exciting, MidSin! Getting out is getting out, even if it is to see the doctor. And it’s a gorgeous day for it. Perfect weather, perfect amount of sun! And the leaves are just about hitting peak color. I’m sorry you got car sick, though. That’s absolutely miserable. But I’m still excited that you got some good outside time and some good daughter time. =)


        Not sure about entering the contest… I’m sure I’m a lot less amusing when I’m being judged. ;P I’ll see if I can come up with anything, though!

        • Who are you kidding??? I know you’ll be freakin awesome at this! Hey I am gonna try just for the fun and to challenge myself….incentive to try and remember how to use some of my programs…YOU on the other hand….can’t wait to see what comes out of that perverted mind of yours…lmao….that goes for the rest of you too…it is going to be one hell of day on LTT…Definately a WIN WIN…..great idea UC & MOON, once again…u r amazing!

          • Hey! I’m just the one who explains all the perverted stuff going around this blog. I’m not the one writing it! =P I can’t wait to see what you come up with!

      • That’s great news!

  7. Crackin’ up at JodieO. You go girl!

    Can’t wait to see what the contest reveals.

    And I must confess to the Eric distraction. He is certainly the man to Edward’s boy.

  8. OMG ROFLMFAO!!! Kristen stewar does have a better mullet than the redneck dude!!!! 😀 This is all kindsa full of WIN!!!

  9. Kanya singing country would be a hoot. Some old Charlie Pride songs would do. Great pics.

  10. All of these are genius! I feel like I should concede before I start!

  11. It’s too bad Taylor S couldnt just say, thanks for ruining that for me, Jackass. LOL. That would be amazing.

    It’s gonna be a stiff one (that’s what she said), but I know you guys can rise to the challenge and Moon and UC, I do not envy you whatsoever, having to choose a winner, cuz these are gonna be brill.

    Good luck, may the best Kanye win

  12. yes finally!!!i was wondering when your brilliance would bring you to this…kanye debacle…..cheers

  13. I am astounded…you are having a REAL contest with a REAL prize!!!

    Imma gonna put my pimp hat on and try to come up with something that will be the best video (re: manip) of this year!

    This will be fun.

  14. The mullet one….LMAO!

    I agree with the Cathy Cougar one! Chris Weitz does kick some serious directing ass!

  15. OMG that one with the guy on the toilet is really disgusting! LMAO!

    I don’t have photoshop and I’m not sure I can come up with witty stuff for this contest so I don’t think I’m gonna be able to join but good luck to whoever wins! I was just admiring that moon ring yesterday and was thinking of getting one. I wanted the necklace too. Mind you I’m not a bling-bling type of girl but I guess because it’s fr Twilight and it has novelty for me. 🙂

    • you dont actually have to do the photoshopping part, you can send us the text and idea for pictures and we can make it if it a winner! FYI!

      • Oh I know Moon, but not sure if I can come up with something as good as the ones you posted :-). Maybe I’ll ask DH to help me out. Btw, he’s so intrigued that your name is Moon, I told him that’s probably not your real name though. Dh has a huge crush on Moon Bloodgood and anytime any mention of Moon his blood pressure goes up!

        But okay Moon, I’ll try….I think that moon ring will look really nice on my finger, maybe I’ll even wear it as my wedding ring, haha!


  16. Am dead from your Buttcrack Santa and mullet Imma’s. Seriously. I give up. There is no way I can contend with the brilliance that is UC & Moon.

  17. Can’t decide if I actually want to defile my computer with saved images of Kanye or not, but there are prizes involved. Prizes!!!!!!

  18. We’re getting entries ALREADY. You have a WEEK people! You can do it! I know you can! Think/sleep/Eat Kanye & Twilight 🙂

    • UC and Moon:

      Can we PLEAAAASSSE get a teaser? Just pop up a couple of contenders. It’s not cheating, really.

  19. You ladies rock! Thanks for including us foreigners (I’m in Canada)… We always get excluded *pouts*

    • we did it for you. for the hockey fans

      • Canada: home of the hockey fans and the twi cast (at least for now…!)

        I’m sure that was another factor in including us, am I right? 😉 haha!

        • Hey, I’m a hockey fan and I’m not in Canada. Where in Canada you at?

          • I’m in Edmonton; Gretzky once played here… Back in the 80’s! Our team is the Oilers. Though, I’m more of a soccer fan … I know, blasphemy coming from a Canadian! hahaha!

          • You didn’t even give me time to say Go Oilers!, that’s rude! I’m a Penguins fan, but my bf is a lifetime Bruins fan (yeah, original 6 and all). As long as you weren’t a Canadiens fan I was going to love you.

            Um, season starts TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!

            Anyway, I’m a bigger soccer fan too! Go Manchester United! (And go Timbers! I live in portland).

          • Hahaha! I apologize, TeamSeth. I should have let you say “Go Oilers!” haha! I swear! You are my best friend… I’m a ManU fan, too… Trippy how many things we have in common… haha 🙂

          • We’re pretty awesome, Marz. I’m so jealous you are in Canada. Sigh…. In 2007 I went to Banff and down through Calgary, but not to Edmonton. We also camped one night in Kamloops! Do you know Kamloops?! heh.

            I think ManU is doing pretty well this year w/out Ronaldo…and I think Michael Owen is really hot. 🙂 (and Ben Foster). Your thoughts?

            I don’t know how to send you a private message about these things or else I would.

  20. The “RIP” under Buttcrack Santa has me still laughing. *breathe*

  21. So you’ll do the photoshopping for the technically impaired, if we give you the text???

  22. Remember the old days, where you used to offer “fake prizes” for stuff? Good times. However, in my Twi-tard confession of the day, I’ve always wanted the Bella index finger moonstone ring, so I’m motivated. I can’t wait to get home to my photoshop program tonight. I will likely get no work done today trying to think of “Imma” funnies.

    • Freya I am with you girl, I LOVE that ring. I am feeling epic-ly un-funny at the mo’, so thank god we have a week!

    • for real i love that ring!!! and this is our first REAL contest since MARCH! with REAL prizes!!! crazy!!!!!!

  23. OMG, that is so not right! And so freaking funny! I can’t wait to see the funny that this brings!

  24. You seriously did not just put a man on a toilet, on your blog!! You know SM reads this right!?

    I love you! I can not wait to see what comes out of this contest. I probably won’t enter anything, but will defs check out the jewelry for x-mas!

  25. Fantastic contest idea… already working on my Kanye spoof. 🙂

  26. Can you submit more than one entry? I finished one, which I’m happy with, but I’m afraid I’ll think of something better between now and next Wednesday!

  27. Is anyone having issues with LTT today? I heard some rumors of someone having problems… wondering if it’s just a 1 time thing? (no.. not issues with being offended.. that’s expected.. I mean computer issues!)

  28. I just want to say THANK YOU for that gorgeous pic of Rob…..I was stuck there for quite a while…think I am gonna have to print that out and hang from the ceiling above my couch… eye level… it moves around alittle…..gotta go now and look for string….

  29. UC….I could not get the page to load for a long time and then when it did it was all messed up….closed the window and started over but it wouldn’t load….waited and tried again then it worked…I thought it was just me….

    • which picture are you talking about ? 🙂

      • HI SB!!! I am talking about the pic of Robward (I think its the first one of him) I would go back up and look but I would be stuck there for another hour….the one where asshole says I’m gonna let you sparkle but the vamps in True Blood are better or something like that.. I just love that pic for some reason…..heart palps and everything!!!

  30. […] if you think you could do better and wanna try ur hand at making one, enter this contest!  […]

  31. When I clicked to continue after the break and saw Buttcrack Santa, I just about died laughing. Such an easy target, that BS!

  32. I’m so excited about this contest UC. I just can’t decide if I want the Alice or the Bella bejewelery….

  33. I HAVE to enter this! Like I said on LTR, who would wanna miss out on this fun!? 😀

  34. This is totally off topic, I apologize, but have any of you heard the song by Anya Marina on the New Moon soundtrack? I just heard it and I almost started crying. The lyrics are soooo sad. (Maybe I’m just PMSing… No it was sad).

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  36. Me thinks I am to thinking too much about this….I smell smoke….

  37. Really cool idea for a contest! Cant stop thinking of ideas lol

  38. Kanya is a a-hole. but hey he sells cds. But who cares. Maybe folks should care. He hurts good people. God help him. He should speak with Hank Jr. It’s call an attitude adjustment, This was a great song.

  39. That shiz is sooooo funny…I think you should have a Kanye “Imma letchu do yo thang” West VF breakdown every week.

    Between these two posts on LTT/LTR (holla for not banning the foogirl) Imma havin hard time working because I’m laughing so hard and have to pee…..


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