Losing our Twilight (movie) virginity

Remember seeing this everywhere? (With the old release date!)

Dear Twilight,

There’s nothing like your first time. The nerves, the jitters, the excitement, that nauseous feeling in the pit of your stomach. And then it’s over and suddenly you know what everyone has been talking about. You are no longer a virgin. A Twilight Movie virgin, that is! What did you think I was talking about?

We’ve talked about our first everything’s on here… first time reading the books, first time seeing the NM trailer, first time seeing each other in years, there’s a first time for everything BUT we’ve never talked about the first time we saw the movie in the theater. And it just so happens the other day UC and I were having a conversation about just this subject and here’s what we had to say…

UC: In August after I finished the books I found out it was going to be made into a movie and i was PISSED that it was being made into a movie b/c i knew it would suck. I saw ‘that girl from that movie with adam brody’ and then Cedric as Edward and was like “what the?” i will NOT watch this.” but duh.. time went on
Moon: Hmmm Adam Brody… how about when you went and saw it?
UC: I found 4 random people to see the movie with and then had drinks at pf changs after and stayed quiet while they talked about how Edward was NOT cute enough and how cheesy it was and i just had this FEELING
Moon: (like the black eyed peas?)
UC: (yup, like that)

Follow the cut to read the rest of our first time

We’re 2nd hand embarrassed v2

Welcome back to our weekly video installment we like to call “2nd Hand Embarrassment” in which we feature a Twilight themed fanmade video that makes us cringe, blush or rethink our fandom.

This week we bring you “Edward is a Virgin – Avril Style” in honor of one of my favorite posts on here.

Oh.my.god. I have a hard time making it through these they’re SO over the top. I think the thing that blows my mind the most about these videos is how COMMITTED they are in them… facial expressions, lyrics, acting it out… if this was me I couldn’t have even made it past the word “bonk.”

A sample of the lyrics… now sing along everyone!

“Hey you guess what Edward is a virgin
no way he’s not I think he needs to get some
Hey you guess what I could be his first time
OMEC
He protects his virtue
He’s not easy I think that is so cute
Hey hey Edward Cullen get your pants off…”

YOU ARE like 15!!! OMG.

I had to stop trying to type the lyrics, I couldn’t do it anymore. That’s all I could do for you guys, my roommates probably thinks I’m insane now.

Going to my happy place,
Me (themoonisdown)

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