Dear Hot Topic (and other fine Twilight retailers),
All I want for Christmas is a Twilight Calendar. I even wrote a song about it (enjoy below). My husband says (yes, I have a husband and want a twi-cal, so what?) that when he asks for them at your store and other calendar stores, the clerks literally LAUGH at him. Why don’t you stop laughing at my husband and just give him a twi-cal to let me open Christmas morn?
It’s a bummer.. I saw tons of calendars last month.. he should’ve bought one then. Oh well, it’s his fault if I divorce him when I don’t get my only Christmas wish. Or it’s your fault. Or amazon’s fault for selling a calendar made by a poor 7 year old boy in a third world country for $49.89
PS: I’d also take Rob, naked, wrapped in a bow under my tree. xo
*Do YOU have a Twilight wish for Christmas? Write your own letter and email it to letterstotwilight@gmail.com or comment below!
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