Resolutions we promise to keep longer than a week

Dear Fellow Twilighters-

So it’s that time of year where people are looking back and getting nostalgic and making resolutions they will inevitably break in the new year… so we thought, what the heck? Let’s join in on the fun and write our twi-solutions! Seriously, we’re not going to stop with the twi-words.

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Freaks coming to a town near you!

In 2009 we promise to…

1. Make a pilgrimage to Forks, WA and maybe drag along some pals to terrorize this lovely town.

2. Bring you coverage and live ‘Letters’ from the red carpet premiere of New Moon… are you listening Summit Entertainment marketing dept?! You need us, we’re professionals! Seriously, email us.

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you call this music?! why yes, I'll torture myself for your reading pleasure!

3. Torture your eyes and ears with as many 100 Monkeys videos as we can find/take/make.

4. Convince Stephenie Meyers to finish Midnight Sun in a timely fashion (like by Feb. 1st or something)

5. Make Kristen Stewart aka Sour Puss smile at least 3-4 times by our hilarious commentaries.

6. Bring you even more shirtless pictures of Kellan while making inappropriate comparisons between him and that hot guy from your youth group who was nice to everyone.

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Us, New Moon premiere!

7. Start to v-log occasionally (UnintendedChoice might even perform a hit like “All I want for Christmas is a Twilight Calendar” live on video)

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More girls! More Alice!

8. Actually start featuring more Twilight girls on this site! We love you Ashley Greene and Alice and Anna Kendrick and Angela and sometimes Kristen Stewart! Enough with these boys, girl power!

9. Keep bringing you all the best in Rob letters and mild obsessions over at LetterstoRob.com

In 2009 we promise NOT to:

1. Bore you with any more news/links of Rob Pattinson’s 2 week old haircut. Time to find something NEW to post about mainstream media! You are boring us. Try finding him playing that guitar he took back to London with him. Now THAT would be newsworthy! DUH!!

2. We promise to KEEP our promise to NEVER call Robert Pattinson: BOB. ever.

3. Not to leave you alone in your OCD– Obsessive Cullen Disorder… we’re in this together people!

Lastly, our most important resolution and promise for 2009 is:

To meet Rob Pattinson and have him fall madly in love with us.

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Feel the love in 2009!


simple enough…

XO and all the best in ’09!
-Us, themoonisdown and unintendedchoice

Do you have any twi-solutions?

She finally saw it…

dear twilight the movie,

i finally saw you! and i LOVED you!
yes, i had my issues with you… how rushed bella and edward’s relationship was, (although i did feel it was rushed in the book too), how you could have done so much more with edward’s vampire abilities and attributes, how choppy the story was and how you just threw so many parts of the book randomly into the movie… and overall could have adapted the screenplay much better and told the story in a more cohesive manner….

but you know what? i didn’t care. i enjoyed myself the entire time and was excited to finally see the story and characters in my head… in real life. well, in movie life.
of course, the casting of edward and bella were pretty much perfect. also perfect? JESSICA. omg, like, omg so totally perfect!! *giggle* i also fell in love with alice and wish i could throw a baseball as gracefully as she. surprisingly, i found mike endearing and kinda funny (i found him pretty annoying in the book). i was also surprised at how disappointed i was with jacob. i guess i like him better in my head…my jacob. and rosalie was not the drop dead gorgeous model she could/should have been. oh, and i did not realize how ethnically diverse Forks high school is? i mean, come on now… but actually, i’m glad that you decided to use diversity (hollywood is always lacking). i do have one question though…. eric? really?

oh, and the song choices! its like you were speaking right to my heart. and i read somewhere that kristen stewart was the one who chose the iron and wine song for the ending of the movie. mmm…yes. i had such a good time and i will definitely watch you again. i am excited for what you will do with the sequel… can’t wait.

love,
edward’s one and only (Charissa)

*note from editor: I was trying to find a great video for the end of this post, and I got really distracted looking at vids of the kissing scene. I was so annoyed b/c most of them were from the trailer (why didn’t any little girls use their iphones to record THAT scene in the theater?) and to the song “Kiss me” by Sixpence none the Richer… but I found this. And at first I laughed, then I swooned… sigh

Cold, Dark, Rainy

Dear Twilight-

I just arrived in one of your dreary ass towns. Seattle, one of the locations in the book an hourish away from Forks (sigh) and i can totally see why Vampires could exist with normal people during daylight hours. It’s 11 in the morning and it’s gray gray gray, rainy rainy rainy. My hair does NOT hold up in these kind of conditions. NO THANKS.

XO
Me

PS don’t worry i plan on making the pilgrimage to Forks on one of these trips in the future and maybe my partner in twi-crime will join me. and we’ll get rained on together.