Summit- do you need help with Breaking Dawn?

Continuing on our Spring Break (aka Moon & UC do some boring, geeky bloggy business for a few days), CalliopeBlabs brings us Part I of an EPIC Breaking Dawn suggestion for Summit! Dearest Summit, Seems you’ve been having some trouble with this whole Breaking Dawn issue.  I mean, I get it… I read the book, […]

How about some Twilight deductions on this years Taxes?

Dear Twilight, It’s tax season!  I look forward to filing my taxes, because I usually get a bunch of money back since I don’t make all that much to begin with.  It’s like getting a huge bonus, even though technically it was my money all along and the government just held on to it and […]

When Twihards attack

Dear Twihards, First let’s come up with a better name for ourselves because I don’t exactly like to be called anything that ends in “hards.” Secondly, other people are onto us. It’s not just our little LTT corner of the fandom that discusses the ridiculous (but amazingness) of the phenomenon anymore. Other people know. Like […]

Breaking it down: Eclipse Sneak peek, threesomes, S&M workouts and Chippendales

Dear Eclipse Sneak Peek, You’re just TOO good, too full of lol’s and wtf’s for us to let you pass by without breaking it down. All 5+ minutes. Yup, we’re breaking down the Eclipse sneak peek and away we go… Moon: ok  here it is! UC: let’s mother effing DO THIS Moon: Wait, DUDE the […]

Storytime with Moon – New Moon DVD release party in “Los Angeles”

Dear Twilight, Now that we’re all coming down off the high of having watched hours upon hours of special features, extended scenes, music videos, commentary (Jacob Black’s romantic fails!), Edward in fast forward and mostly just a lot of sighing and swooning I think it’s time we relive  actually purchasing the DVD and seeing Chris […]

Open Weekend Post- Hosted by an Alpaca & Taylor Lautner

Dear Weekenders, This weekend’s “Open Post” ( <—– click that if you weren’t around last weekend and don’t know what I’m talking about) is hosted by an Alpaca. And Taylor Lautner. Source: Alpaca Picture Book by KD Galbraith Walnut Creek Alpacas http://www.walnutcreekalpacas.com You might think, “WTF, UC? Are you really that lazy that you just threw up […]

Over it! Goodbye Runaways and Remember Me, give me back my Twilight!

Dear Remember Me & The Runaways- If I see another commercial, video clip, interview, late night talk show, picture, WHATEVER about you it will be too soon. I think we have officially reached the over saturation point. You’re EVERYWHERE I turn. On the TV, on huge billboards, on Twitter, and on every TWILIGHT site. I’m […]

The Important questions about New Moon

Dear Stephenie Meyer, Hey Arizona! It’s been awhile. I know, I know. But I’ll be honest the hype of New Moon has died down majorly. David Slade & Summit have refused to release any Eclipse info until after Remember Me is released (or so we can assume) Although David Slade quite possibly redeemed himself with […]

What if there was a Twilight theme park?

Dear Twilight, I’m just going to come out and say it, I’m a Harry Potter fan. Hardcore. And I am SUPER excited to finally be able to go to Hogwarts when the Wizarding World of Harry Potter opens up in Florida this summer. I will drink Butterbeer and be merry all the day long. [UC […]

Valentines Day Contest & Giveaways

Dear LTT readers, Remember when we used to run contests and give out fake prizes? Like a 3 day, 2 night tropical vacation to Isle Esme with Edward? Isn’t it nice that after a year plus of running the blogs we can actually giveaway REALLY GREAT prizes from some of our favorite places!? Well, get […]