Fake lesbians are something to talk about

Dear Nikki & Kristen, People are talking, so I’m here with my bi-weekly fake lesbian joke….. You know I can’t help it. You girls are just easy targets. Don’t get me wrong, I love to hold hands with my girlfriends, and I’m a kisser- I smack one right on the lips anytime I see a […]

Fake Lesbians Gone WILD!! Nikki Reed is not doing Robert Pattinson!

Dear Nikki- Stop trying to distract us with all these BS rumors about you and Rob doing the dirty up in Vancouver… we know the truth about your fake lesbian ways and there’s PROOF!! See this video… SEE! SEE!! We know the truth, Nikki! Seriously, do you not care about your fake life partner Kristen […]

The Video Round Up: Ex Lesbian Lovers get real, Muse rocks and Vitamin Water makes fun of us

Dear LTT-ers, With all the hub-bub of the past fews days we’re already gotten behind on all the Eclipse info starting to come out. FINALLY! But I guess I gotta say I’m glad they didn’t kill us with stuff from the movie like they did with New Moon. Let’s hope this less-is-more approach holds out […]

Kristen Stewart in Elle UK- some thoughts

Psst- read this article before you read today’s letter or else you’ll be confused Dear Kristen, First I want to congratulate you on your gorgeous pics in Elle UK. They make me wish I was a guy so we could get it on or wish you liked girls & I liked girls so we could […]

It’s Casual Friday on LTT & we have some contest winners!

Dear LTTers, Fridays are some of my favorite days around the blogs because it’s like we play “Casual Fridays.” We take off our tweed, put on our jeans & baseball cap and stop being so serious (ha!). No one wants to work. Everyone wants to play. And it’s no different around here. So let’s not […]

Eclipse Soundtrack Tracklisting! Insert excitement here! Every hour on the hour (ish)

Dear Eclipse Soundtrack Folks- Um, by now I’m sure you know our crazy love for the soundtracks and breaking them down like a nutjob to the infinite degree, so of course you know we’re waiting with bated breath for you to release the hounds the tracklisting today. BUT being good followers of Stephenie Meyer you’ve […]

A special Twilight birthday wish, for a special Twilight Girl

Dear Moon, Happy Birthday! If you remember your birthday at all last year (If I recall you went on a pub crawl, so you may not) we celebrated your birthday on LTT with birthday greetings from the Cullens. Well, they’re too busy this year impressing men with their ability to fight as opposed to letting […]

The Twilosophy of Twilight celebrities

Dear Twilight cast member lovers, I did a lot of thinking while I was on vacation last week. I tried not to, but as I laid on the beach, relaxing to the tunes on my iPod, feeling the salty breeze flow over my body, my mind drifted. And I know you know what that means. […]

Kristen Stewart it’s your 20th Birthday! Let’s take a look back!

Dear Kristen, You’re finally out of those teen years and into what I refer to as the “old years” everything after teens just doesn’t really matter so much as you’ll find out. But alas you’re only 20 and you’re in that weird year that isn’t teen and isn’t fully adult. But it’s been a big […]

Taylor Lautner: Friendless?

Dear UC & Moon, Something has been bothering me lately (not really), I’ve spent countless hours pondering this… I feel that it is vital (pointless) to get a better understanding of Taylor. Now, he’s finally legal, having just celebrated his 18th, what did he do? I know Big Daddy Lautner would splurge on a birthday […]