How to Deflower A Twilight Virgin

We’re less than 2 weeks away from the release of New Moon. Are your plans set or are you like one of the many people who have emailed us saying they have NO Twi-lovin’ friends and therefore are attending the midnight showing alone? Unacceptable! We enlisted the help of LTT friend HeyyyBrother to instruct us […]

This is how you found us Vol. 5

Dear LTT-ers and LTR-ers, It’s been a while since we’ve had a “This is how you found us” post. Though I think after this last week, we just may know how a bunch of you found us, and WELCOME! But mostly people’s searches are getting to be a lot more boring, just the same ol […]

Jacob & Bella: It’s On

Dear Twihards, I know that when you saw this picture today you said, “oh UC & Moon have got to Break that Down Vanity Fair style.” Duh. Of course we did.  And welcome Kristin, our fab forum mod & viagra spammer killer to today’s Breaking it down: Moon: OH. MY. GOD UC: what!? is this […]

Just as awkward as you thought it would be – Kristen Stewart and New Moon madness at the MTV Movie Awards

Dear Kristen (my new favorite letters recipient, apparently)- I’m going on hour 6 of live blogging the MTV Movie awards, I’ve fainted over your fake out kiss with Rob, I’ve eaten too many Sprinkles cupcakes, I kept repeating to myself “he is 17” while looking over my shoulder for Chris Hanson, I’m bleary eyed and […]

This is how you found us? Vol. 3

Dear LTT-ers and lost Googlers- April is drawing to a close so it’s once again time to crack into our vaults of search terms. I know, I know! It’s just like (buttcrack) Santa came last night and left us all kinds of fun gifts.  So for the uninitiated, wordpress has this handy dandy feature that […]

Celebrate Good Times, COME ON!

Dear LTT gals and lads, Just like KC and the Sunshine Band sang it’s time for a Celebration! Just the other night we had this conversation… Moon: I just want to hug all these people [our readers] and be like you know what? You’re pretty cool. I can be having a shitty day, working for […]

2nd Hand Embarrassed – Jacob/Renesmee

Dear Stephenie Meyer- I’ve always been a little weirded out with the whole Jacob/Renesmee imprinting scenario, never mind how I can NEVER spell “Renesmee” correctly. But that’s a different post for another day. Back to Jacob and Renesmee… seriously though I understand it’s not like a sick-o gross pedi thing and I get that it […]

This if how you found us? Vol. 2

Dear LTT/LTR Readers and Random Googlers – It’s that time of the month again! Time to go trolling through the search terms that led people to our site. Last month we started this feature because we wanted to share with you awesome readers some of the funny stuff UC and I see on the ‘backend’ […]

Eclipse – The Choice is pretty simple… maybe

Dear Eclipse Poster Designer and Marketers, I have to commend on the new Eclipse poster… the darker colors, the NSYNC circa ’01 denim jacket (read this if you love NSYNC), Edward’s creepy dead-eye stare, Bella’s cocked eyebrow (kiss me!), and then I looked down and saw your tag line: “It All Begins… With a Choice” […]