Dear Future neighborhood eccentric,
New subculture emerges in suburban high schools,
instead of being emo, lost tweens pretend they are wolves
Followed by THIS video
worries me. In case you were too scared to watch the video, let me recap it for you:
-Kids in Texas howl while at school. Like wolves.
-They pin tails on their butts. That’s not a game at a 7 year old’s birthday party. See Exhibit A
-They say they are not a gang, therefore they don’t want attention
-They call themselves a “pack”
-And go to each other with their problems, which is completely different than any other group of teenagers I’ve ever heard of
As you might imagine, the media has quickly blamed this teen phenomenon on Twilight.
Right. That makes sense. Cause This:
is the same as THIS:
And I know I’ve been out of high school for awhile, but the boys who wore eyeliner and had long hair, and would have gladly sported a tail had they known it was sold at Hot Topic, wouldn’t be caught DEAD watching or reading something as commercial as “Twilight.”
Then again this girl (yes, girl) is wearing a Harry Potter shirt…
Hey! She should join the Harry Potter book club on the forum
That is… if the gals in the book club wouldn’t mind if she looked like this after having a little snack….
Imma get me one of those tails,
Please read the article where I learned of this phenomenon I wish I could have been a part of when I was in my teens (um sarcasm for those of you who are stupid new) because it’s hilarious. And make sure you don’t miss my comment.
Alright- let’s all say this together now on 3, ready? 1-2-3: THAT’S NOT NORMAL!!!!!