Dear LTTers,
Fridays are some of my favorite days around the blogs because it’s like we play “Casual Fridays.” We take off our tweed, put on our jeans & baseball cap and stop being so serious (ha!). No one wants to work. Everyone wants to play. And it’s no different around here. So let’s not waste any time and just JUMP into announcing our WINNER of the Contest we’ve been running all week to win a Tshirt of your choice from our brand spankin’ new LTT-LTR merch store!
And the winner is..
Cathy A with her Kristen Stewart: They’re Not Bears entry!
In 20 years, KStew may have escaped the mullet but not the fandom of Bella Blinking Swan. She finally relents and embraces the Bella Swan persona fully (name change included) .Now a blonde and with dual identity, Bella Kristen Swan Stewart received a degree in Zoology and makes it her lifetime goal to inform every man and woman on Earth that THEY’RE NOT BEARS!! with a bucket of fierce of course.
Congratulations Cathy! We hope you picked out the design you want on your tshirt! You’re going to be the HOTTEST gal around!
Runners Up
We had a hard time choosing between the one that ultimately won and Cathy’s 2nd entry:
In 2o years Rpattz will be the DILF OF THE CENTURY. Here he is on a father and son bonding trip to the local Goodwill. Notice he enters through the front since he has (UNFORTUNATELY) retired from his backdoor dumpster days..hence Rpattz junior’s existence *ahem*
This one is OH so Amazing! (and probably OH SO going to get us in trouble for posting it after we found out we will be interviewing Stephenie about this very book!) via whiplashes:
Bree Tanner in 20 years
Fangbanger & Moonjenn worked together to give us this look at Angela in 20 years. I think they might be on to something here…
Thanks to all the Runners Up! It was a hard decision! And congratulations Cathy! We will be emailing you today so watch for that!
Honorable Mentions after the jump!
Best “look-alike” find: Alicia
David Slade in 20 years
Best job at making Taylor “Baby Face” Lautner look old & creepy: Lucy
Most Realistic Rob Entry: Cledbo
Best “Taylor is going to end up Gay” entry: Fangbanger
After Jacob decided that he “bats for the other team”, he convinces Renesmee to get a sex change. Edward is pissed, to say the least. Bella is secretly pleased that she got the boy she always wanted.
The Suck up to UC & Moon Award: Saveyoursoul
UC & Moon but I call it “In 40 years”. Cause you still got way more than 20 years left until you’ll look like this you know! 😉
We're so hot
The Best “Ashley will be forgotten” entry: Samalia
Thank you to EVERYONE who played along! This was so much fun. We LOVE contests.
Bummed you didn’t win? Well, you’re in luck cause you can still GET some swag from our LTT_LTR store! I mean.. you have to pay for it, but it’s still available 🙂
Shop LTT-LTR Now!
Everybody’s doing it- I mean… look at the ALL THE CAST members in our LTT-LTR-wear! Even Billy Burke is an “LTR Girl”
Click & Zoom this one for sure. It's now my Desktop background
(amazing collage made by our AMAZING t-shirt designer, snowwhitedrifted)
What’s your favorite design in the store? Mine is Fake Lesbians!
Thanks to everyone who participated! There are so many more that we loved and didn’t get to post- hopefully we’ll share them in the next few days so you don’t miss out. You all are so freakin’ creative!
Happy Casual Friday!
UnintendedChoice (for BOTH of us!)
Our internet game is ridiculous: LTR, The Forum, Twitter
Filed under: Contests, LTT, Twilight, Twilight Series Books | Tagged: Cafe Press, contest, LTT, LTT_LTR Store, merch, store, Twilight, twilight merch |
Letters to Twilight 
Love the collage. Makes me wanna go shopping.
Poor Ashley… I won’t forget her.
It is creepy that that second Taylor in 20 years pic is kinda hot to me?
And yay! My name is on LTT. Don’t be fooled though, the brilliance was all Fangbanger. She’s UHmazing.
Don’t listen to Moonjenn!
She helped me when no one else would.
*fawns all over Jennymoon*
hilarious!!! good job everyone who did this, you are way more creative than me! 🙂
Rob sitting there like that with the leg hitch shirt = HOT
I can’t believe how creepy and sleazy Taylor looks in those 20 years pics!
UC/ Moon- if you’re going to look like Betty White in the future, you soooo got an in with Rob! I bet he’s arranging to be at that interview you have with Stephenie right now…
Congratulations, everyone! These are hilarious!
And, Fang, I am soooooo going to dedicate a Jacob fanfic to you where Renesmee gets a sex change. (Team Zaylor?)
I’ll be waiting… 😉
GOOOOOOOD MORNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG LTTTTTTTTTT!!! ONE EYED CYN REPORTING FOR DUTY!!! TRYING TO SEE ENOUGH TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IS GOING ON… I . HAVE. MISSED. YOU. ALL. MORE. THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW!!!
THANKS FOR ALL THE MSGS! I HEART U ALL SO!!
JODIE, ANG HAVE BEEN SO AMAZING KEEPING ME “COMPANY” AND UP TO DATE! XOXO
I FINALLY……. GOT TO SEE (ALTHOUGH STILL BLURRY) AN ECLIPSE PREVIEW THIS MORNING…OFTLOE!!! WILL I EVAR BE ABLE TO WAIT FOR THE DVD TO COME OUT????!!!! GONNA HAVE TO GET A MUCH MUCH BIGGER TV!!! MAKING POST IT!!!
WELL I AM GOING TO TRY AND CATCH UP ON WHAT YOU LADIES (EDWARD) HAS BEEN UP TOO (TWSS) LOL..(HEARING DRS. VOICE “DON’T OVERDUE, REST YOUR EYE”) UMMMM NOT!!! I HAVE VERY IMPORTANT BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO!!!
(SORRY TO USE ALL CAPS BUT ITS THE ONLY WAY TO SEE WHAT I AM TYPING)
SOOOO GLAD TO BE HERE AGAIN!!! 🙂
Midnight_Cyn! It’s soooo good to hear from you.
Hope you’re feeling better girl!
YEY CYN!
HEY CYN! MISSED YOU! 🙂
HI CYN, SO GLAD YOU ARE HERE!!!!!!!!
WELCOME BACK CYN. IT’S ABOUT MOTHEREFFING TIME. THE COMMENTS SECTION AINT THE SAME WITHOUT YOU. GOOD LUCK FOR A SPEEDY RECOVERY. KEEP ON KEEPING ON GIRL.
THANKS TO ALL OF THE ABOVE COMMENTS! I AM SOOOO GLAD TO BE HERE & THANKS FOR THE CAPS EVEN WITH THE PAGE BLOWN WAY UP THIS ONE EYE ISN’T SO GREAT BUT DEFINATELY BETTER THAN IT WAS!!!
MISSED ALL OF YOU, MY FRIENDS SO MUCH!!! XOXO
DON’T OVER DAZZLE YOUR EYE WITH TOO MUCH SPARKLE NOW.
YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH SPARKLES!! TRUST!! 😉 OH ALMOST FORGOT (BIG SURPRISE) STOPPED AT DQ YESTERDAY ON THE WAY HOME FROM THE DOCS AND THE HUBS ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED.. I BLURT OUT CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM WITH SPARKLES! OOPS…LUCKILY HE DIDN’T “GET IT” I ON THE OTHER HAND ALMOST CHOKED WHEN HE SAID YOU MEAN “SPRINKLES”…HAD TO BITE MY TONGUE SO I WOULDN’T SAY..NO..I MEAN SPARKLES!!!
MMMMMM……NOW I’M CRAVING SPARKLY ICE-CREAM TO WRAP TONGUE AROUND…
THUD……………
“…YOU MEAN SPRINKLES”
“…NO…I MEAN SPARKLES!!!” 🙂
YOU’RE SO CUTE! WELCOME BACK.
YAY CYN! SOOOOOO GLAD YOU’RE BACK!
OMG there’s sooo much win in this post! That kid sitting on ROb’s shoulders look scarily like him. Or maybe it’s just the plaid that makes them look similar..
Ha that Angela Weber one! I swear my mother thinks I’m having an online affair with some dude because I keep laughing so hard that can be misinterpreted only as the laughter of some (love)sick teenage girl.
Wait that pic of Taylor in 20 years, I thought he was supposed to look like Big Daddy?
Renesmee (after sex change) = Zac Efron <—-EPIC WIN!
I'll not even mention the condition I was in when I saw that "look-alike" pic of David Slade and his *ahem* look-alike. All I'll say that there was a scene that involved me looking like I was having a seizure whereas I was just having a laughing fit!
Thanks for the laugh ladies. I start uni from Sunday so I really needed that laugh to relieve the stress.
The mystery of the purpose of Zac Efron’s life has finally been solved. Everyone breathe a sigh of relief.
Congrats Cathy! Love the tigers. Sooo adorable.
& the David Slade look alike? zOMG. Uhmazing.
I’m so excited that I got mentioned! 🙂
Your RenesmeEffron made my day!
and pre-op tranny would be Bieber!
Efron is so much easier to spell than Reneesmee.
Congrats to the winners!!!! I wish I was better with photoshop because all mine just used that “In 20 years” site. Mine were definitely not even in the same league as you ladies, so hats off to you. That one of DS is hilarious. Is that from one of those old episodes of “Are You Afraid of the Dark?” Also, that Bree-turned-into-a-used-book section is absolutely hilarious. You guys are so snarky, I love it! 🙂
No, it’s Bilbo Baggins. I imagined DS being a crazy lil hobbit in 20 years. 😉
Bilbo, haha, and I thought it was a crazy lady from a horror movie
I cried at that one, superhumanmoron. That scene in Fellowship always freaks me out. I can’t even watch it anymore (I’m so lame), but that pic of DSlade makes me giggle and think he’s just sat on a unicorn horn.
Awesome. Hope that made you snicker as much as I did while making it… all in good fun, Stephanie! All in good fun!
We laugh because we love… mostly.
Congrats, Cathy!!
LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW! I CAN’T READ THE PRINT SO LOOKING AT PICTURES AND TRYING TO IMAGINE WHY MY EDDIE WOULD BE AT GOODWILL… WHY IN THE WORLD .BELLA LOOKS SO PISSED AND HUGGING WHAT I THINK IS A TIGER? IN THE JUNGLE?? IS SHE EATING IT OR WHAT? DID EDDIE FINALLY TURN HER AND I MISSED IT???
OH MAN IT HAS BEEN SOOOO LONG SINCE I LAUGHED! 🙂
Congrats to all the winners!!!! I love waking up to funny!!!
WARNING: MAY SUBJECT LTT LADIES TO COMMENT OVERLOAD TODAY… JUST SAYIN… 😉
HOW DO I GET TO THE LTT T SHIRT STORE??? I AM SOOO EXCITED…I AM BUYING ONE OF EACH CUZ YOU KNOW I LIVE IN TEE’S…
ON A SAD NOTE…BLANKET EDDIE HAS SUFFERED AN INJURY……YES ITS TRUE…I CAN ONLY SAY.. HE IS NOT FIRE PROOF..,. OOPS… 🙂 NOT TO WORRY THOUGH HE STILL KEEPS THE IMPORTANT PARTS WARM…YUP TWSS…
HA HA HA! YOU CRACK ME UP!
THERE IS A PILLOW ROBWARD FOR WHEN BLANKET EDDIE IS IN THE WASH.
http://www.cafepress.com/LTT_LTR.447310527
OMELE!! THINKIN I MAY HAVE TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE..HOWEVER…EDDIE..UMM LIKES TO BE ON TOP…IMMA JUST SAYIN…. 😉
SNOW/UC/MOON: HOW FREAKING AWESOME ARE YOUR DESIGNS FOR THE TEES…I FINALLY FOUND THEM!! YOU SO KNOW I AM ORDERING THEM ALL..OK A FEW I WOULD PROBABLY GET TOO MANY QUESTIONS FROM THE HUBS SO MAYBE NOT….
P.S. SNOW NOW THAT MY EYES ARE SHITZ ALONG WITH MY BRAIN CAN YOU DESIGN A TEE FOR ME? I HAVE A POST IT THAT I MUST HAVE WRITTEN A LONG TIME AGO WHEN I HAD AN IDEA FOR A LTT SHIRT…PURPLE AND GREEN LOGO..”LTT…IF YOU HAVE TO ASK…DON’T?? I REALLY WANT ONE OF THOSE TO WEAR!!!
I WILL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO PAY YOU FOR THE WORK! LET ME KNOW K!! HUGS!
GOOD IDEA CYN, I JUST ADDED IT (IT’S AT THE BOTTOM)
OMELE….SNOW THERE ARE NO WORDS!! I AM GOING TO GO BROKE IN THE LTT STORE!!! LOVES YOU!! XOXO
Would you design a shirt with 2nd Hand Embarrassment? (I don’t think I saw one.) Maybe like the style of Plain Tweed, LTT Girl or Don’t Ask Don’t Tell? I love those.
Shirts are fabulous and so funny!
OH NO ABOUT BLANKET EDDIE! 😥
I’VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH, MIDCYN! I’M EXCITED FOR ALL YOUR COMMENTS TODAY, SO FAR SO FUNNY!!!
HI CYN! DID YOUR & EDDIE’S PASSION FINALLY GET TOO HOT & IGNITE HIM PHYSICALLY? BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT DID YOU TELL YOUR HUSBAND? YOUR SECRET IS SAFE HERE.
XXXXX
EATMYJORTS…I SOOOO HEART YOU!!! HOWEVER YOU PROMISED NEVER TO TELL ANYONE WHAT HAPPENED BTW ME AND EDDIE!! BUT I LUVS YOU TOO MUCH TO STAY MAD AT YOU!! OH AND I TOLD THE HUBS “FIRE DUE TO SELF CONBUSTION…YOU CAN GOOGLE IT”…..XOXO
ALL I KNOW IS THAT AT THAT MOMENT EDDIE WAS TRULY SMOKIN’ HAWT….
Congrats to everyone! These are freaking hilar!!!! You guys made my day!
I love the Angela Weber “DoMe” Decimal – I might have to buy that outfit for my husband!
The collage is excellent – I especially love the Rob pic of him sitting down w/his leg “hitched” up….totally digging it!!! Not to mention the pic of Taylor with his huge (that’s what she said) arms! Good Lord that boy is rockin!!!
Happy Friday everybody!
LOL. Just had image of a bemused hubbie wearing librarian outfit.
And yes, that boy Is rockin’.
Congrats to the winners! Love the Golden Girls=Moon and UC and the Angela Webber as a slutty librarian pics. So hilarious! Fang must have had a stroke of genius to pull out Renesmee=Zac Efron. Classic! Good work girls 🙂
Also- WELCOME BACK CYN! MISSED YOU!
I gotta admit I’m ridiculously proud one of my entries is featured here on LTT! 🙂 In fact that made me more excited than anything else since UC and Moon were invited to meet Steph. That’s normal, right?
oh, forgot to mention it: the Renesmee / Zac Efron one KILLED me! Brilliant!
Totally normal. Congrats on your entry, which was hilarious btw.
ah thanks! 🙂 I just HAD to make one for Moon and UC especially since Moon said her style icon was Dorothy Zbornak from the Golden Girls so…
Effing Fantastic entries! Hillarious!
OMG! These were hilarious!! Well done to all, the Golden Girls killed it! I am going to make it my goal to become mildly proficient in Photo-whatever, so I can enter the next contest!! I have the ideaz, but no skillz…
SO you are all brill to me today!!
Happy Friday!!
🙂
And here I was thinking that if only I had some brilliant ideas, I could have made something. My photoshop skills are pretty decent. Trust me, ideaz win over skillz. 🙂
You funny ass bitches! I loves this.
A FRIEND OF MINE WHO IS A FLIGHT ATTENDANT JUST LET ME KNOW THAT THERE IS A PASSENGER WEARING BRIGHT RED CONTACT LENSES ON HER FLIGHT…LOL..SHE WAS LIKE “WHY WOULD ANYONE WEAR BRIGHT RED CONTACT LENSES??” I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING OUT LOUD…DON’T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE BACK TO HER!! WE HERE KNOW WHY SOMEONE WOULD DO THAT…HOWEVER…SO NOT NORMAL…
WAIT…FANG..ARE YOU FLYING TODAY??? JK!
CYN! YOU ARE HILARIOUS!
NOT FLYING BUT I DO WISH I HAD SOME RED CONTACTS, IF ONLY TO SCARE THE NEIGHBORHOOD CHILDREN. 😉
FANG!! MISSED YOU!! DON’T WORRY ABOUT THE CONTACTS..YOU CAN KEEP WEARING OR NOT WEARING LOL.. IN THE PAST TO KEEP THE NEIGHBORHOOD LIVING IN FEAR… 🙂
Cathy A aka THE WINNER, I like the way your mind works. And I like how you didn’t include MILF in the picture. it could be anygirl from LTR/LTT, right?
The collage is great, if you decide to change LTT banner, this could be it.
But why oh why did you put my favourite design on Big Daddy Lautner when you could have so easily put it on Boo Boo. And more important, where is Boo Boo (or Xavier)?
By now everybody must have found out that I like Boo Boo in a he could be my little brother kind of way.
Holy moo! I’m never on here anymore, I come for a visit, and you have merch?! This is the most amazing day ever. Maybe even over the birth of my children or my wedding day, I don’t know!
Bwahhaaha!!! Sex-change Renesme and David Slade-Baggins = hilar!!
Ahhh! These entries knocked my Friday flip flops off!
The golden girls, Angela, Slade, Plaid clad DILF!!!
I can never get enough photoshop funnies from LTT ladies.
QUOTE Bella is secretly pleased that she got the boy she always wanted
OME FTW 😀
Great job LTT girls! Loved the pics.
I loved the collage! Now, I’m going to take a picture of me in my new LTT tee and paste in into the collage right next to Rob in his Leg Hitch shirt.
Oh and to FB – loved Renesme turning into Zac Ef. Hilarious!!
This entry was so win. Those contest entries were awesome! High five everyone!!! I wish I had had time to enter Buttcrack Santa in 20 years, but too busy.
Anyway, I love the plaid design but it only says LTR and not LTT 😥 But, I do love the tweed w/ Rob not in silohuette (shocking, I know) (Snowwhite: is there anyway we can get a tweed serious in that font w/ no image?) and I love me some “I don’t want you to come.” My bf thinks I should get that one, which might be a bad thing now that I think about it. Uh oh. Do you think he’s going to break up with me? ::looks around frantically::
ps-snowwhitedrifted, I’m so happy you’re so talented 🙂
TS, why are you looking my way? Just because your resisting the wine, doesn’t mean you can’t appreciate the bouquet
love the pic of Butt Crack Santa by the way 😉
I guess I’ll just have to endure it.
You’re eyes look black, it may be time to feed
Is this your passive aggressive way of telling me I’m grouchy today?
ps-I LOVE your new avi!
pps-I’m SO excited for tonight! Can’t wait to pop your NM cherry. Hopefully it won’t be a bloody mess… (said in an English accent)
TeamSeth, flattery will get you everywhere!
I added LTT to Plaid Man and did a plain text only Tweed Serious.
You just got commission for 2 shirts. And my undying love. Well, 3 shirts, because I’m still going to get the “I don’t want you to come”, because, well, it’s simply too good not to get.
Okay, 4 shirts actually, because I think I’m going to buy STB one… either “anti-mullet” ‘cuz he’s a rockstar already and there’s too many mullets in PDX, “Robward” because he’s SO TEAM EDWARD, or “Sparklepeen” because, well, I think you know why :: snickers ::
TS – you are awesome, still trying to choose tee but Tweed Serious is in a league of it’s own.
Sigh. It’s so hard to choose a tee! Tweed Serious is just… I saw it and I tried, but I don’t think I can stay away from it any longer.
Though, thinking of that scene, I wouldn’t mind a shirt that read “money. sex. money. sex. cat.” :: giggles ::
Ooh yeah that would be cool as purple. Does the cougar in chief have to get paid for that?
omg these are all hilar! KStew the zoologist! amazing.
BEEN TRYING TO CATCH UP! I HAVE MISSED ALOT! WHOA SO STILL CAN’T BELIEVE OUR UC AND MOON ARE MEETING MS. MEYERS!!! FEEL LIKE A PROUD MAMA!! FOR THIS ONE TIME ONLY I WISH I WAS EVEN SHORTER THAN I AM ALREADY..(YEAH I’M TALKING I HAVE TO LOOK UP TO SEE DAVID SLADE’S NOSE HAIR KINDA SHORT) OH THAT’S NOT VERY NICE…FORGET I SAID THAT…ANYWAY.. JUST FOR ONE DAY I WISH I WAS ALITTLE BIT SHORTER.. I WOULD SO SNEAK INTO THE POCKET OF ONE OF GIRLS WITH A LITTLE RECORDER AND CAMERA.. AND THEN I COULD DIE HAPPY!
ECLIPSE..ECLIPSE..ECLIPSE!!! HOW EXCITED AM I!! I WONDER HOW LONG IT WILL TAKE TO COME OUT ON DVD? YOU ALL ARE REALLY GONNA HAVE TO GIVE ME THE MOST DETAILED REPORTS..!! BTW..WHAT IS THIS ABOUT THE WIGS?? I CAN’T SEE WELL ENOUGH TO KNOW WHAT YOUR ALL SO UPSET ABOUT? ARE THEY THAT BAD? THE ONLY REALLY BAD WIG I REMEMBER FROM NM IS ROSALIE’S…DID WE EVER TALK ABOUT THAT? HER HAIR WAS PRETTY IN TWILIGHT…BUT IN NEW MOON..DRIED DYED SKUNK HAIR..IF YOU ASK ME…(WELL AT LEAST THAT IS WHAT I THOUGHT AT THE TIME AND WROTE DOWN..LOL.) COULD IT BE THAT ECLIPSE WIGS ARE WORSE THAN THAT?? OHH AND IS EVERYONE HERE BEEN OK? HOW IS ILLEGAL? I WORRY ABOUT HER!! SO MANY QUESTIONS…BEEN GONE TOO LONG….
You like me! you really like me!
I’m so going to pull a Cam Giga-something and milk this like its 2008!!
I had tons of fun making Kstew animal-fierce and DILF Rob! *crossing fingers for Dilf Rob, that too yummy of a gene should not be wasted* And im pretttty sure there’s plenty of LTT/LTR ladies happy to volunteer their uterus for that mission.
The other entries are equally hilarious, Renesmeefron killed my bladder.
Now off to the LTT store and look through the goodies!!
Cathy A.
You did good.
This post is the best brand of awesomesauce. Congrats everyone. Now I just need a cover story to explain spontaneous giggling throughout the day. I’ve found that ‘I just saw a clown’ only works a limited number of times.
I’ve found that ‘I just saw a clown’ only works a limited number of times.
Comment of the day. In fact, if my boss was here I would’ve just had to pull out my default “Looking at people of walmart.”
“looking at people of ………” has been added to my list of excuses to boss/family/friends/random people in street.
OMG how soon before one of us is featured on People of WalMart wearing our LTT/LTR shirts? Team it with Hammer pants and shoes like Kristen wore on Oprah for the WIN!
You guys made me giggle beyond my wildest dreams. I didn’t even bother because I know what you ladies are capable of and I know that I’m not even close. Congrats!!!!!
Those are all so good! Glad you enjoyed my creepy old Taylor 🙂 I hate my job for BLOCKING you guys…
Sure sure. 😉
I loved these, great job, ladies.
I ran right over to the LTT/LTR store…so many goodies to pick from! I’m so getting the downward spiral mug…next time I’m in a crappy meeting or stuck in class all day, my mug can remind me of happy times…and jorts…and sparklepeen.
[…] Guess who was featured in yesterday’s LTT-post!? Hop over and take a look! I’m ridiculously proud! So let’s all have a glass of champy […]
Yay me!
Cathy A – you are epic, condensed into human form.
angela in 20 years. motherfucking win 🙂
I love the shirts the “I don’t want you to come” epic and I need it!