Open Weekend Post: Hosted by Charlie the Narc

Dear Charlie-

Why the crap did you have to step in between the boys about to fight? They were about to go at it, maybe rip some shirts off or make some grunting sounds and you stepped in the middle of it all! Uh, thanks man! Why’d you have to go and be a narc? I mean sure you’re a cop and all but seriously dude, throw us a bone. Go crack down on grannies making moonshine on the rez or maybe go undercover to catch shoplifters at Newton’s outfitters, we don’t need you stepping in between a couple of hot pieces about ready to scrap. Duh.

Oh and Edward, get angry more often, that’s so flipping hot.

45 days!
Themoonisdown

HAPPY WEEKEND! Congrats to my cousin LondonCalling for graduating college this weekend!

Why is boys fighting hot? I still don’t get it. Especially because in real life it’s really scary! I’m a baby.

Our internet game is ridiculous: LTR, The Forum, Twitter

82 Responses

  1. What happened to Robward’s bouffant??
    It’s all flat..

    • I miss the bouffant, too.

      Also…I can’t stop staring at his sideburns. I mean, they’re huge!

      But yes, angry Edward is a hot Edward. Nice to see some new emotional range out of Robward.

    • i know right? you think they could afford some mousse or gel or something, but that was really hot

      • I love your name.
        That is all.🙂

        • well i wish i could change it now, cos i kind of made up my mind, but i think nonsten was taken!!

    • I’m hoping he just had a little one-on-one time with a feisty Mountain Lion. I am also hoping this is a scene in the movie. Didn’t he just return from hunting?I should know this actually. bad fan.

    • I know right? I’m glad I’m not the only one mourning the perfectly coiffed bouffant:/

      R.I.P. bouffant you are dearly loved and immensely missed.

      • Ladies, let’s stay focused here.

        Edward. Angry. Emotional. Hot.

        I didn’t even notice his hair.

        • Totally agree– ANGRY EDWARD = HOT!

  2. Ignoring the lack of buoffant, I have to agree with Moon. Angry Robward is ridiculoisly, arousingly HOTT! Up until now he had never raised his voice and seeing him do so, while protecting Bella’s honour (aw) is awesome.

    Also, Rob’s acting, while in Edward mode seemed to have improved too!

    • *facepalm* I meant ridiculously.

      • Is Rob wearing a hoodie? And why is that hot? *fans self*

        • It’s hot because, for the first time in a long time, it’s not tweed (or linen)😛

        • Hoodward.. hot

        • Tweed = serious, Hoodie = angry.

  3. Is it normal that I watched the first 16 sec for the last 1,5 minutes?
    Angry Robward reminds me of 50…….oh MOTU how you own me!!!

    • ha ha everything can be related back to fan ficiton!!
      i watched it all repeatedly for the last 5 mins but i kind of have a charlie thing…

      • Natasha – SO reminded me of 50!
        Undecidedsten – Um, Charlie/Billy Burke = kinda hot.
        Yup, I said it.

    • Hahaha I was just thinking he reminds me of Hockeyward😉

      • Go, Obava!

        Hockeyward beats 50. Every single time. 🙂

        • Hockyward beats 50? Nah, really? Hhmm must read that one.

    • Word. Holla MotU!!!!

    • Yep, seething Robward will play o’er & o’er in my head…. Oh Fiddy! …Now all he needs to do is put his twitchy palm to work and spank shiz out of Bella!

  4. Personally, I do not find fighting hot. Especially between 2 guys I love! I am sure Bella didn’t find it hot either! Bad enough when only one of the participants is someone you care about, but here is the guy she truly loves and her best friend with the capabilities of tearing each other apart and getting ready to do so, no I doubt she found that hot.

    • i know she prob would have found it hotter if rob lost the huge sideburns and had the bouffant

      • Agreed.
        Robward’s Twi hair was sooooooo swoony.
        NM it was blah.
        Eclipse it looks slightly better but it’s still no bouffant.

    • no, i think bella finds it hot,
      (in my perverted head) she likes it rough, a la isle esme.

    • Wait-Bella was in that scene? Who knew? 😉

  5. Wow…Edward is hot here. I was just thinking how different this scene is played out than in the book. Book Bella is the hothead in this moment and Book Edward is much calmer. But I don’t care that it’s different. Me likey!

    • “Let’s take it down a notch.” … “‘cuz the neighbors might come out and wonder why an angry teenager just fursploded. Just saying guys. Come inside, have some tea. Let’s talk this out. Oh wait, he kissed you? HIGH FIVE JACOB!”

      • You know, I also thought it was funny thinking of the “reality” of this situation. In the real world, adult/dad/police would very logically be breaking up a fight between two teenage boys. But in Twi-world, the reality is that either of these “boys” could easily take the adult out!

  6. I loved your post here. Very funny and true. Who knows what would have happened if ol’ Charlie Cop/Dad would have just stayed inside the house watching the game and having a Vitamin R. *daydreams over her coffee*
    *shakes head back to reality*
    I am really loving angry Edward too. I am wearing this scene out over here.

  7. Thak you sweet baby Jesus for a smokin’ hot/really angry/aggressively possesive Edward.

    Le sigh.

  8. In the words of Ruby Rod: “The boy is hotter than hot. He’s hot hot hot!”

  9. Oh my gosh when I saw this scene on Oprah I screamed (really) ” that was not how it is in the book, but it is so much better!”

    I scared my husband… super hot, love rob even more now. Didn’t know I could.

  10. Uh oh. Edward was hot in that scene. Unlike the hulk, I think I do like him when he’s angry. Mmmm… crap. Am I picking a team?! Long sigh.

    • OME – Is it possible that I am starting to wear you down? After all, even Seth has great respect and adoration for Edward. It’s only fitting that you would start to lean this way.

    • JACOB, ME ANGRY YOU KISS BELLA!! HULK SMASH!!!

    • @ Team Seth

      Are you finally starting to see the light? 😉

  11. Good gosh that scene was hot. Apparently Angry Robward really gets me going. Hell, Robward with ANY emotion gets me going! I’m so over the brooding thing. Anyways, yeah, way to go Charlie, breaking that up! Just another of the many cockblocks we have to deal with in this series…

  12. Me gusta Angryward.

    Hmm… That reminds me of Hateward. I miss him.

    I think Taylor playing angry is too funny. Just makes me laugh. He’s such a cute kid. I bet he captures flies and releases them outside rather than swatting them.

    • So we’ve reached a general consensus….
      Angryward = Irresistibleward
      nuff said.

      @ fangbanger: Yes Angry Taytay makes for a giggle fest esp in NM when he’s all, [queue nasal voice] “Things are going to get VERY ugly!” Bahahahaha

  13. OMG… the Oprah show was so funny and awesome! LMAO

    And all I wanna do is play “Pin the Moustache on the Charlie”…
    😉

  14. I like the expression on Taylor’s face after the clip–“I kissed Bella” — and then we see his reaction–so pleased with himself and identifying with Jacob.

    • I noticed that too! I think he really gets into character and hopes that the audience will still love him after this movie. He’s a little charmer.

      I do believe his moment might be over, however, judging from the hoodward comments above… wish I could buy him an Olive Garden dinner to drown his sorrows in.

      • Let’s take him out & cheer him up Operarose!

  15. Isn’t narc short for narcotics cop? Or does it have another meaning in the States? Confused…

    It’s the copstache that gives Charlie ALL his authority…narc or not….I’d simmer down if that little bad boy was winking at me off his lip. And I hate facial hair…mostly…

    • His copstache reminds me of a pornstache. If I was standing that close to him I’d probably break out into a little “bow-chicka-bow-wow”.

      • It’s epic.

    • * WARNING * Educational Etymological Moment * WARNING * Yes narc originally meant narcotics officer, but the meaning has expanded to anyone who tries to ruin someone else’s fun, illicit or otherwise. It can also mean getting someone into trouble with the authorities.
      Thank you. Your regularly scheduled non-tweed programming will now resume.

      • Thankyou Your Tweedness.

  16. You know what would have been really hot? If Charlie had said,
    “Easy guys, easy. Let me get in on some of this action.”
    Guess we’ll just have to wait for the “adult” version😉

    • Sounds like an idea for some fanfic!!!

      • Wow I can’t believe that hasn’t been done before…

  17. HAPPY SAT. EVERYONE! HOPE ALL IS WELLL!
    ANG HOPE YOUR HERE/JODIE TOO..I GOT YUR EMAILS BUT STILL CANT STILL CAMT SEE WELL ENOUGH TO PRELY..THANKS SO MUCH FOR WRITING ME! MISS EVERYONE MORETHAN YOU KNOW! ALSO JODIE CANT LOG INTO MY TWITTER TO WRITE YOU CAN’T FIND MY PASSSWORD😦 WAITING FOR TWI DAUGHTER TO COME HOME TOHELP ME! ❤ TO ALL AND DON'T FORGET ME IAM GONING TO BE BACK !

    • We miss you, Midnight Cyn, and haven’t forgotten you! Hope the eyesight problem clears up really soon.

    • Yay! Come back soon. We need your wisdom. XXX

    • Good to see you!

  18. When Edward said “Well, then let me give you a clue” I got goosebumps and lost all power of speech and feeling in my extremities and my mind wandered to fantasies of Rob fighting over me in a dark, smoky bar. He was fiery and passionate and I was going to reward him with some Dumpster-lovin’ then the fantasy was interrupted by my kids asking for food or water or something.

  19. “Let me give you a clue, I’m hot when I’m angry.”

    Also, Tay-tay’s smugface grossed me out. I know he couldn’t help it, but yuck.

  20. ANG, GOT YOUR EMAIL.🙂 NEED EDDIE TISSUES! BEING THAT DARK WRITNG IS GREAT AND FONT TOO! IF YOU GET A MINUTEAND DONT MIND CAN YHOU TELL ME HOW ROB LOOKED ON OPRAH AND WHA T I HAVE BEEN MISSING ON HERE?? THEY SOUNDED SO CUTE BUT COULDNTT TELLL HOW THEY WERE TOO BLURYY! BACK TO DRS THIS WEEK SO HOPING THIHGS GET BETTER. SORRY EVERYONETO ANSWER HERE BUT I DIDN;T KNOW HOW ELESE TO TALK TO ANG! HUGS TO EVERYONE!!❤!!

  21. I am so glad this clip was shown on Oprah. First of all, I missed Charlie so much! Second, I cannot get over Angry Hoodie Robward. I even recorded it on my iPhone Voice Memo so I can listen to it whenever (and I have). #Nerd The emotion in “If you EVER…” *le swoon*
    *sigh* This scene alone got me all excited again for Eclipse.

    • even recorded it on my iPhone Voice Memo so I can listen to it whenever (and I have). #Nerd

      #thatsnormal

    • That is SUCH a good idea…

      How am i supposed to do revision for Finals when this is so much more enjoyable?

  22. Eclipse Edward is turning out to be my favorite Edward! So happy to see him get mad! It drove me crazy in New Moon when he just walked away when bella was hurt and then once again no emotion when they voted to for Bella to become a vampire!

  23. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH I’m trying my absolute hardest not to see anymore spoilers for the next 6 weeks or so. It’s going to be. so. incredibly. hard. (that’s what she said). I have not hit play on the clip above despite how awesome you guys are all saying it is….

    GIVE ME STRENGTH!

    • do it!!!

      • That thumbs down is for being a baaaadd influence undecided!

    • We all lied. It’s not that great. Does that help? 😉

      • Nice try Ang😉 I’m proud of myself for lasting this long… only weeks and weeeks and weeeeeeeks to go😦

  24. You ladies rock! Longtime lurker… Don’t hate on me but I am a twimom but I hope a snarky one!! Bestline today: “Let’s take it down a notch.” … “‘cuz the neighbors might come out and wonder why an angry teenager just fursploded. “. And Angry hoodward gets me going…TMI for a first post?

    • No. That’s normal.

    • TLI really.

  25. Charlie man, what is the problem? You don’t EVER need to come between these 2 when they have the urge to fight. Especially if Edward is going to go all Flippin Sexy like he does here!

  26. Oh sweet baby jesus, I just watched the clip now. OME, it’s fuckhawt! I got all tingly in my special place.

    I cannot fucking wait for this movie to come out. It will DIE me.

  27. Thank you, movieEdward, for finally being an emotion other than “brooding” and “depressed.”

  28. I love angry Robward. So effing hawt!

    So hot, want to touch the hiney…

  29. Those boys’ faces get so close, I feel like they are heading towards an angry make-out session.

    You know, the really hot kind. “Danm him, he’s so sexy when his jaw twitches with rage. I must have him!” Mmmmm, angry boy on boy action…..

    • Damn all that slash fanfic it’s really not helping my perverted mind…

  30. I cannot BELIEVE I forgot to set my tivo for Oprah!! I need to find it online. I haven’t really looked yet, but anybody got a spot where I can watch the show? (other than the obvious clips on youtube?)

    ps- I still find TayTay ridiculously adorable, angry or otherwise, although I do agree with Lux that the “things could get VERY ugly” line was a bit much.

  31. THE STORE STUFF IS SO KEEEWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😀

  32. I TOTALLY AGREE..i mean they looked soo OMG drop dead gorgeouse hot when angry. especially edward.oh wow.i mean,i had tears of joy and excitement in my eyes watching this,it’s ..it’s..totally awesome..it wud’ve been more than cool to see them fight..

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