We’ve been with you for awhile now and over the past year and 4 months we’ve talked about a lot. A lot of themes and characters have come and gone. Some people who were SO vital to our – err- organization are like distant memories. Today we begin a new series where we dig into the past and find out whatever happened to… whoever we’ve sadly stopped talking about. First on today’s list…..
After his wild success playing the role of “Buttcrack Santa” in Twilight in 2008, Ned Bellamy went on to star as a secondary, mostly-forgotten character in a few episodes of 2 different, barely watched television shows and as the highly popular character named “Cabinet Member” in the television series 24. No- I got that wrong. He was the “character name “Cabinet Member” in the highly popular television series 24. He has not yet worked in 2010.
In his spare time he either writes or reads one-shot fan fic about himself:
Just in time for Christmas! This is what I think happened during the “butt-crack Santa incident”. Written in Waylon’s POV One-shot.
Seeing Bella all grown up reminded me of the last time I saw her. It was Christmas. Charlie brought four-year-old Bella to a Christmas party. I decided to suprise the kids and dress up like Santa Clause. Well, the suit was a little big, so I stuffed it with a few pillows.
At about seven o’clock, I came out to give out the presents. All the kids lit up, especially Bella. I gave out all the presents from under the tree. There was one last present left, but the bow was stuck on a branch. I bent down to get it unstuck and I heard some giggling. I thought it was just from getting the present caught on the tree, but Bella blurted out, “Ew! Butt crack!” Everyone laughed. I pulled the sagging Santa pants up and finally got the present unstuck and gave it to it’s owner. The rest of the party went fine, but I didn’t get up from the couch the rest of the night. When Charlie was about to leave to take Bella home, he patted me on the back and said, “Good job, butt-crack Santa.” Bella giggled and they went home.
A.N.: Now, wasn’t that a good holiday Pick-me-up? Now click that little green button below and give me a nice, tasty review!
P.S. Beware of ill-fitting Santa suits!
(Go review that fic & make that writer’s- aka Ned Bellamy’s- day)
The 100 Monkeys
Once known for their ability to write a hit song about an every day object found in the puffy-painted canvas tote of a fan club member, the 100 Monkeys have seemed quiet as of late. Or has it just been our incredible lack of care for Jackson Rathbone as compared to the other cast members like we were accused of in a recent fan letter:
Hooray- a way for you to make up for your inexcusable neglect of Jackson Rathbone- have you been covering the 100 City tour? did you have pictures of the black eye? did you write about the Hard Rock Las Vegas brouhaha? have you shown us awesome Last Airbender trailers? noooo it’s all about Kellen in underwear ads and Taylor’s father for some unfathomable reason.Anyway here’s your chance to make it all up. Jackson and the 100 Monkeys will be in Philadelphia April 8th at the North Star and it would be lovely if you would attend and tell us about it.Coco
Once the mascot of 2nd-hand embarrassment with her Twilight reenactment videos with her husband, “Special” Edward, AmanDUH Berkowski has spent the past year being honored as the “Hot Slut of the Day” on Dlisted, deleting her YouTube account, writing books, making films, reinstating her You Tube account, writing religious poems, making public videos basically asking another You Tube sensation to become her lesbian lover only to have her dreams shattered when the object of her desire closed her You Tube account, having a baby, closing her You Tube account once & for all and opening a new account under a new name where she she seems to have found God and written religious songs, making a naked video in a bathtub (<— NSFW but not the video. I wouldn’t do that to you (I didn’t watch it- but I am including that in Moon’s birthday care package)) and continuing her love of the Twilight Saga as proven by the two following You Tube videos (they will open in a new window as AmanDUH doesn’t allow the embedding of her videos, which is probably a good idea seeing as how she likes to get naked in them)
Oh, AmanDUH- Emo Mandy is nice & all, but we really miss the original you. Won’t you pretty please post your Twilight reenactment videos again!?
It will never be the same…. We miss this:
And that’s “What ever happened to?“! Who have you missed hearing about and want us to track down for next time?
Love your friendly Twilight investigator,
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