This is how you found us? Vol. 6

f-a-k-e l-e-s-b-i-a-n-s

Dear LTT-ers and lost googlers,

We haven’t done one of these in a while but one of our favorite old school posts are “This is how you found us?” One day waaaay back in 2009 we found this handy little feature on WordPress that tells you what search terms people used to find our blog and we’ve been laughing ever since. They used to be even more off the wall than these and though most days they’re boring search terms like “Twilight” or “Kellan Shirtless” sometimes we still run across a few gems and we save them to share. So here we go again with…

This is how you found us?

Blonde and sorta smiling? Our fave KStew!

Kristen Stewart blond – Hey Rob, Blond KStew is our favorite KStew, can you convince her to go back to that? Thanks.

Taylor Lautner underwear – Um, Fruit of the Loom or is he more a commando type guy? I can’t even ponder that cause I’ll get arrested and you probably will too.

Taylor Lautner ladies underwear – Wait, Taytay do you have something to tell us? Cause this mental image is so disturbing

I saw New Moon – Oh EM GEE We did too! Combined viewings? 11. Yup.

Hang on tight spider monkey – You don’t know said this makes us. Our precious blog is linked to that hideous line from Twilight. Someone hold me hand

Do’s and Don’t of Meetings – Don’t bring up your Robsession or penchant for spending the clients time on Twitter looking for new Twilight news. Just a word to the wise

JTT + Me = tru luv 4ever!

JTT Now – Well, when you say “JTT” I assume you mean mid 90s teen heart throb Jonathon Taylor Thomas and you’re wondering what’s he doing now? Not a friggin clue dude. Definitely not acting in Twilight, that’s for darn sure but I did hear he is gay. That takes that heart throb thing to a whole new level, doesn’t it? Obviously Tiger Beat mag does not come equipped with gay-dar.

Jonathon Taylor Thomas nude – 9 of you creeps searched this on the same day. WTF?! This is Randy from Home Improvement. Have some respect!

Where does Robert Pattinson hang out?– My guess? Anywhere you’re not

Follow the cut to see what else you crazies searched…

Robvier is the new RobStu

Robert Pattinson and Xavier Samuel – Poor TomStu when he finds out there’s a new secret boyfriend in town he will cry. But I gotta say sign me up for some Robvier lives!

107 year old virgin – Sorry but Justin Chon doesn’t blog here.

Kristen and Nikki best friends – Aw, sweet delusional searcher! It’s alright. This is kinda like that time you found out Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny weren’t real, isn’t it?

Twilight Themed Wedding – if you’re seriously researching this for your own wedding (on August 13, obviously) then you’re straight crazy, have you SEEN a Twilight themed wedding?

Is that a bulge or a tiny penis speedo, I see?

Robert Pattinson pants bulge – Spoiler alert: it’s a sock. He is NOT happy to see you

Kristen Stewart nude – Remember going to the pool in grade school and seeing the boy you had a crush on without his shirt? Yea, imagine that cause that’s pretty much what it looks like

Tiny penis speedo – Doesn’t this defeat the purpose of a speedo? Don’t you want to show off a HUGE junk?

Renesemee – this has been our biggest search term for like the past 6 months… seriously?! Start googling something new people PLEASE. We don’t know who the little cgi baby spawn of Edward and Bella will be but when we do, you’ll be the first to know!

Remember, those are all search terms people were googling and somehow landing on LTT and LTR. Crazy, right?

Ok googlers give us your best search… we’re waiting!

Our internet game is still ridiculous: The Forum, LTR, Twitter


177 Responses

  1. Tiny penis speedo… how did that get linked to LTT? Did you guys ever talk about tiny penis speedos?

    I’m actually surprised nobody searched for ‘crotchrocket’ and ended up here. The ‘crotchrocket’ is one of your best inventions yet!

    • Must have something to to with the speedo padding on the swim theme – Google can be SO creative in its´”thinking”. Plus, tell me what subject has NOT come up on LTT during the past year? I’m sure if you searched “vegetarian”, “whales” and “mating habits” you’d come up with LTT anyway.. 😉

      • Hm, meant “swim team” of course, darn, although a “swim theme” on LTT might be the next thing on the menue? I mean, we all saw Ashley in a swimsuit, right? (Was there speedo padding involved? I doubt it.)

        • There wasn’t even a swimsuit involved, actually.

    • i dont even know what a tiny penis speedo is but they ended up here. should i be proud?

      • Quite obviously so.

    • So, remember the other day when we thought that the sea lion show at Sea World was the funniest thing ever?

      We were wrong.

      • Um. Hi. Where did you find THAT???!!!!

        I so love you big time right now!

      • oh woooow

      • thanks. you just found me a new wallpaper.

  2. ‘Tiny penis speedo.’


  3. “Kristen Stewart nude – Remember going to the pool in grade school and seeing the boy you had a crush on without his shirt? Yea, imagine that cause that’s pretty much what it looks like”

    As a woman of “smaller proportions” I take high offense to this statement!!

    Just kidding, I love how she flaunts it and never wears a bra! Itty bitty titty committee UNITE!!!!!!

    • Preach, sister!

    • Can I get an ‘Amen’!?

    • I am so happy that the Mexican genes kicked in two years ago and I am no longer on this committee…either the genes or 22 years of prayer.

    • Itty bitty titty committee Oh My Friggin’ Gawd! 🙂 Hey TeamSeth, first un-aided-by-web-came-peeing-of-pants-of-the-day over here! There may also have been a little of the shooting of the coffee out the nose.

      • web cam. my bad. I was too busy laughing my ass off to pay attention to spelling.

        Happy Wednesday everyone!

        • But your lack of attention made for an even funnier moment for me.

          My sister is so funnies! 😀

    • im just jealous of the city titties. i have country boobs

      • I AM a country boob!

      • What are country boobs? I must know! Because to me, they sound like boobs that occur when you don’t wear a bra…if so, I see those alot.

    • Yes! I’m in the committee! Should i stop wearing a bra? Hmm…

      • I haven’t worn a bra in AGES!! So what? Who cares?

        • Do you hear that sound? That’s the sound of your cell ringing cuz Michael Sheen’s on the other line.

          • LOL! He hears my la tua cantante!

          • forse…

            Here’s what popped up in an image search for “Michael Sheen is a DILF” Enjoy!

          • bwahahahahaha. 🙂

  4. ROFL!!
    I loooooove these blog posts!
    I recently had someone search ‘Summit Entertainment Sucks’ and find my blog. I was very happy with that.
    I’ve also had strange ones about uber ginormous boobs and one the other day “I like your boobs” necklace. Yes, it had the quotation marks.
    Love it!

    • What on earth is your blog about?! Thus far my blog has received no search term directing… but it’s still quite young.

      • Just ma everyday life! Nothing suss!
        Although I did mention once how ginormous my boobs looked in a dress . . . and my blog name has the word “uber” in it. So I’m guessing that’s where the uber giant boobs one came from, nooooo idea about the boob necklace though!

        • I have uber giant boobs, but have never been on your blog. Hmmmmmmmmmmm…

          • I thumbsdowned myself because I hate my boobs so much.

          • I don’t hate mine but inonly just discovered the other how ginormous they really are 😐

    • We had

      “greenhouse for inspiration and also spent time in a psych ward due to severe depression”,

      leading that person to our Cathy Hardwicke post.

      It was the best day of my life.

      • That is amazing.

      • That reminds me of Here On Earth. That movie makes me cry. What happened to that girl?

      • *spits water out of her mouth*
        That is one of the funniest things I’ve heard this side of Friday.

  5. Why don’t you have a link on the side of this site for “Robert Pattinson’s pants bulge”?

    It should be right up there with 2nd Hand Embarassment and Fake Lesbians.

    • clearly. we are fail when it comes to a category for pants bulges.

      • no offence to rob peeps, but i haven’t seen much in the way of rob bulges anywhere. kellan, on the other hand…

        • How’s the photoshopped Robvier coming along?

        • !!!

  6. I am going all fakelesbian on smiling blond Kstew 😀

  7. Really? I thought Justin Chon was only 105.

    • he’s a trickster. it’s defs 107

  8. obviously TigerBeat doesn’t come with gay-dar – – Best line of the day! LOL. Although who googles tiny penis speedo? And how do they get here from that? I’m tempted to try it.

  9. This is Randy from Home Improvement. Have some respect!

    Hilariousity. O emm gee I can’t stop giggling.

  10. JTT!!!!!! Ah my first crush. I def had posters of him all over my bedroom walls and bought all the Tiger Beat and Bop and BB magazines. And if you interfered with me getting to see Home Improvement, there was hell to pay! Man those were the days.

    • I always liked Jonathan Jackson (from General Hospital) and I only bought Bop because I thought it had the best quality “pin-ups”.
      I sent Jonathan Jackson a [hand-written!] letter when I was ten and his agent’s assistant he sent me back a postcard that had a pic of him in a leather jacket and white hanes tshirt in front of a “Detour” sign on Hollywood Blvd. On the back it had in a copy of his handwriting it read something about life giving us detours and exploring many roads to arrive at the right place or something like.

      I remember my sheer, tangible disappointment. Not only was it obviously a copy of his writing printed on, they didn’t even print the signature in blue to make it look more real. Plus, he was in a leather jacket with over-gelled hair. Ick. I have always hated leather jackets apparently. I’d been thinking about this lately, cuz I dislike them now for sure, and wondering when I started this distaste. Now I know it was age ten at the latest!

      • I always liked Jonathan Jackson, too. You know he’s back on General Hospital now, reprising the role of Lucky… not that I know this or anything. I guess it’s to be expected, but it’s still disappointing that all you got was a canned motivational speech in his handwriting. The only celebrity I ever wrote to was Vanna White, to get a gag gift for someone. She actually sent back a personalized signed photo… which kind of makes sense, I’m sure she has free time.

        • “She actually sent back a personalized signed photo… which kind of makes sense, I’m sure she has free time”

          OOH! BURN!

      • Dont lie TS, you had those pin-ups ALL over your bedroom when you were little!! JTT and Jonathan Jackson and more! Your secret is not safe with me 😉

        • I wasn’t lying! Go reread the comment. I said that I liked Jonathan Jackson and that I didn’t buy BB or Tiger Beat, only Bop, which is true…I used to ride my bike down to Eckerds every Saturday and spend $3.00 of my $5.00 allowance on it, and I always bought it at the pharmacy counter not the front counter because I didn’t want to be fussed with walking all the way to that side of the store.
          And I only had ONE JTT pin-up up EVER, I never thought he was cute–have I ever thought the guy that everyone likes is cute? It remains even today in the TwiSaga with my not finding Rob or Tay hot, but rather Daniel Cudmore.
          Of the majorly popular guys, I preferred Devon Sawa. But my top pics were Jonathan Jackson, Brad Renfro (tuesday/sparkle, what happened to him?), Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and geez…I’ve been thinking for like 5 minutes about who else and all I can think is of my middle and high school ones (when my pin-ups moved to the INSIDE of my closet door and were from your Seventeens and YMs…sorry about that, but I always asked first!), who included Joshua Jackson, Ethan Hawke, Ryan Phillipe, Heath Ledger, James Van der Beek, some CK model (not MarkyMark), and most importantly: Ethan Embry.

          So there.

          • That is quite a list! Am I the only one who really liked Eric (until he became a little Feeny obsessed) and Sean on Boy Meets World? Memory lane has a lot of traffic right now.

          • Sadly, Brad Renfro od’ed two years ago. It was right around the time Heath Ledger died, but since Brad Renfro had sort of faded away into obscurity, I was the only person I knew who was broken up about it.

            On a lighter note, I had Devon Sawa, Joseph Gordon-Levitt (luv him) and Ethan Hawke pics on my wall, too. And Johnny Depp…. always Johnny Depp…

          • @SEM I loved Rider Strong (Shawn from BMW). And not just because his name is deliciously dirty. He was on an episode of Bones a few years back…

          • lol. at least your spent your allowence on something useful! I alwasy spent my $5 on slurpees. yummm

          • @tuesday: That’s really sad. I thought I’d heard that about Renfro in passing, but I’m so pop-culturely unaware that I wasn’t sure. But, I knew that you would know. You’re my go-to.

            Also, at my age 10 I didn’t get why Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, or Keanu Reeves were hot. Or Kirk Cameron. To me they were just old.

          • @Griffs, yeah, I know. Always coke flavor too. But I used to go with you when we were both 10 or under. 69cents for the littlest size (green cup) and 89 for the mid-size. You always bought the mid-size (the pink cup), but I was frugal. (Story of our lives)
            Remember that one time I dropped mine and that guy at the coin laundry next to 7-11 gave me money for a new one and then this other lady at the laundry place scowled at him and said, “Why’d you give her money?!” The guy shrugged.

          • I forgot to put Matt Damon on that list. Matt Damon is my all time steadfast celebrity crush. I love Matt Damon.

          • I love being your go-to for useless information about former child stars! I knew all of this info that is rotting my brain would come in handy someday!

            I was never really into Brad Pitt or Keanu Reeves, either… but something about Johnny Depp just gets me. Sigh.

          • I was a Johnny Depp girl, but I do remember having a poster of *gulp, cannot believe I’m gonna admit this* a half naked Brett Michaels on my closet door. He was shirtless, with a jacket and a bunch of scarves, and his leather pants were…wait for it…. UNZIPPED! This was the closest thing to porn I had, and I desperately loved this poster. And it’s apparently bad style to wear underwear with leather pants, ifyouknowwhatImsayin’.
            I was in lurve with this poster.

            Otherwise, was Johnny Depp. Still enjoy the occasional Johnny porn.


          • You forgot the late, great, Jonathan Brandis!

          • @lovemesomecullens: Is this the poster you mean?

          • heehee. no, unfortunately, it’s not the same one. My heart skipped a beat when I thought you had found THE one. I will look and see if I can find it. Thanks be to google. I’ll post if I see it.

            Cause I have nothing better to do!

            Am I really the only one who liked Poison?

          • @loveme, I’m not gonna comment on that Poison part of your comment.

            ❤ gl finding the pic.

          • @loveme – No, you are not the only one who liked Poison! I wasted much time and money on my 80s hair band obsession when I was young. For the most part, I outgrew it. For the most part. You know, they say every rose has its thorn. yea, it does.

          • @Charbabay19

            Holy crap. I can’t believe I didn’t know that Jonathan Brandis was dead. Actually come to think of it, I remember someone telling me that the “kid from the Neverending Story II” killed himself, but I thought they were talking about the actor who played Atreyu in that film. I never dreamed they meant Jonathan Brandis! I’m sad now 😦

            My room only had Elijah Wood posters and one poster of Will Estes – perhaps the only blond to capture my heart until Charlie Bewley came along.

          • @ang and @loveme To this day, Every Rose… is pretty much the only song I can butcher my way through on the guitar. We both lie silently still in the dead of the night… Sigh, if only I were deranged enough and plastic-looking to go on Rock of Love.

          • @tuesday –

            “if only I were deranged enough and plastic-looking to go on Rock of Love.”

            Don’t give up the dream! Surgery can take care of the plastic look…and hanging out with us will eventually take care of the deranged part.

          • Just like every night has it’s dawn.

            So, I totes think you could win Rock of Love 42.

            You should sign up.

            And, I still have *looks around sheepishly* tucked into my closet a tee shirt that says “talk dirty to me” on the back in neon words.

            Isnt this what the kids call “vintage”?

          • @lovemesomecullens – Poison as vintage? I feel old now 😦

            @ SEM – Memory lane has a lot of traffic right now. Brills. At the end of this long tangent I’d say it was down right gridlock on Memory Lane!

            @Ang! cha-cha-cha-chia!

            @TeamSeth – This is a little late but I still have to say it: Maaaaaat Daaaaamon (a la Team America World Police)

          • @luludee! I didn’t realize you were a Bewley fan, too! I hope you enjoy my daily bewley porn postings.

          • @lovemesomecullens – Not sure “vintage” can be used in the same thought with Bret Michaels…but ok, I’ll go with it!

            @abs! – cha-cha-cha-chia! I ❤ you so hard right now.

          • In my search for my poster pic, I did get led to some ebay listings. Every stinking one of them that referred to Poison said vintage. lmao. And there were “vintage centerfold’s” of the man. WOW

          • @lovemesomecullens – THAT is hilarious! Vintage Poison. Yeah…I’m with Abs. I feel old now. 🙂

        • omg i missed all the original 90’s teen wank on here today! so sad. hopefully i redeemed myself by hitting on rider strong this morning via twitter (1st celeb crush ever!)

          i didn’t know about jonathan brandis being dead either! i always kinda wondered what happened to him 😦

          • You def. redeemed yourself. He seems so interesting on his twitter! Like someone I would befriend in RL.

  11. “107 year old virgin – Sorry but Justin Chon doesn’t blog here.”

    HAHAHA! Priceless.

    I forgot that I had a mini-crush on Xavier Samuel! Thanks for the nudge, nudge reminder. But then nothing compares to him or him. And definitely, absolutely none of the three compare to this man, and especially not this face or this grandpa hat.

    • Wow, that Bewley picture almost made my computer explode. This after an almost meltdown after that Cudmore pic you posted the other day. ::drool::

      • Um, basically. I had no idea about you lulu! This is really so exciting to find another Bewley fan. I mean, I of course prefer Cuddley, but… so I think I’ll post this bad boy too, in honor of you. Just keepin’ it real 😉

    • Is that a hint of a pout on BB’s lips? Me = Died.

      Well done, TS… across the board. Well. Done.

      • Thanks. Tomorrow’s BB is going to be… well let’s just say @mountainlion better tune in.

  12. Alica Silverstone- Now way Jose. It is the spitting image of her. Socks are used by guys all the time. Home Improvement give me a break. Taylor and his buds Marv Albert. Walking around in women’s underwear. Yes, the basket counts and a foul.

    • “Socks are used by guys all the time.” FTW.

    • Thank you for mentioning Marv Albert, bobbygee! I had forgotten all about that!

    • Excellent comment today, Bobbygee!

    • wow if you followed all of that comment you get an award

      • Seriously. That last part, was that about jai alai?

  13. LOVE the post! Hilar!

    okay… i have no idea why i feel compelled to add this but the last time JTT was mentioned i was then prompted to look him up on Wiki, and he’s “not gay”, well at least as of 2000… he’s been denying the reports (on Jay Leno). yeah he’s had roles where he was gay in movies, which apparently spawed the gossip.

    ‘kay. i’m done with that now.

    Have a great day ladies (and a couple of gents, “hello Font”)!

    • When on earth was he on Leno? Better yet, why on earth?

      Love your The Font shout out. Obviously he’s the “tiny penis speedo” searcher. What with all the mention of his package the other day.

      • here’s the clip where he was on Jay in 1998, denying…

        the alligations were denied in a G&L mag in 2000.

        remember ladies “Wiki can be your friend too”.

        • Oh, 1998! I thought you meant within the last decade (I love saying that now).

          Also, “alligations” looks like “alligator” which made me giggle.

      • His mother must be uber proud of her Font-ling.

        • ding-a-ling.

          • Well, now this begs the question of whether this guy is like 4 pt. Font or *wink wink* 72 pt. Font…

          • I’m gonna say that his size isn’t in the standard pull-down options.

    • Thanks for saving me the trouble of looking it up. I love gay people fo sho, but it’s nice to keep the dream alive as far as JTT is concerned.

      • Hahaha! “I love gay people fo sho”, lmao!

    • something about the quotations around “not gay” make me need to to this:


      thank you.

      • Amen sister!

  14. Also, it has to be said:

    You could always go with padding on the swim team.
    Actually, that’s a good one!
    Kirk, right?
    I was thinking the same thing!
    I mean there’s no way, he’s so small. It just doesn’t make sense.

    • We’re talking Olympic sized!

    • I’ve spent many a moon trying to identify who Kirk is.

      I think he’s the skinny dude with the afro but that’s all speculation.


      • I think he may be the guy who like runs across the shot while ducking in the cafeteria when Bella says, “Things were starting to get kinda… weird.” before it cuts to the vamp trilogy nom nom nomin’ that guard at Gresham Mill.

  15. Oh. My. Gawd. JTT?! Are you f-ing kidding me?! I was in LOVE with JTT!! That picture just made my day… Hell, it made my whole week!

    • the flowers made that picture!

  16. I’m not sure why I hadn’t considered the possibility of Robvier before, but sign me up for Robvier Lives!! I can see it now… they’ll trade hoodies and go shopping for sunglasses together…

    • Chimi or S-Pizz better have a top notch Robvier slash photoshop together by tonight. j/s.

      Also, my comment today had 4 links to pics, so it has to get approved and since UC is sick (get better!!!), I think we’ll have to wait for Moon to get up (which should be somewhat soon) to approve. 😉 That’s what I sorted out in my head anyway. So, look for that in a bit!

      • Call EG lolz. I can’t really get into Robvier.

        Oh, and the Kristen Stewart nude entry made me spit my drink. True story. LMAO xD

        • I’m with you. I love the name Xavier, but the guy himself does nothing for me.

          • Love the name too. And Javier, which would work in combo names. But… well, let’s just say I def. prefer Cuddley and Bewley and Burke.

    • Robvier is HOT. sign me up. now.

  17. Apparently if you use random/perverse search terms, LTT is your destination. Taylor Lautner ladies’ underwear? *Shudder*

  18. wait. I sitll don’t see how any JTT or Jonathan Taylor Thomas searches would bring ppl here …he have never been discussed here has he? or are there some repressed memories of past blog posts that I should just leave repressed??

    I know I’ve mentioned this before, but it was your very first “how you found us” post that led me to you …quite ironic, no?!

    • I would imagine the similarity between “JTT” and “LTT” is what does it.

    • This entry, from January 7th, mentions JTT (with a link) and he’s like mad all over the comments.

      And LTT/JTT could have something to do with it? But this blog has mad google SEO powers, so, be careful what personal info you list, because it will show up in a google search of your name/email. No need to have an employer looking at when and what you are posting on here…

      • I like to think that my obsessive keeping tabs on former child actors helped lead a few people here.

        • A pat on the back well deserved.

  19. Kristen Stewart nude….HAHAHA

  20. Srsly, you are telling me there is no Santa Claus or Easter Bunny! NOOOOOO!

    I guess I will just have to be comforted by Rob Pattinson’s Pants Bulge!

    Heart you Moon!

    • The pants bulge is better than Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy (even impersonated by the Rock), rolled into one!

    • im just looking out for you!

  21. Moon&UC you just made my day with IMHO the funniest post of 2010 (so far).

    PS – if my clients only knew how much “time on Twitter looking for new Twilight news” they paid for! (j/k)

    • awwwwww that good huh? we’ll have to step it up now.

      • No sweat. You always bring it!

    • I really have to find a way to make the hours spent on LTR/LTT be billable, or pay me in some other way besides stress-reducing giggles and titillation. Do you think Moon and UC could be talked into starting a fund for readers put out of work because of their genius?

      • Maybe you can get them signed up on your company’s benefits plan – you know, under “Mental Health Therapy”. I”m working on convincing my boss this very moment!

        • Good luck with that. Let me know how it goes . . .

  22. OMG. I just die at these every time. Laughing out loud and spitting coffee everywhere.

    I LOVE that tiny penis speedo brings people here!!

    • me too. talk about a life time accomplishment!

  23. “107 year old virgin – Sorry but Justin Chon doesn’t blog here.”

    Oh, snap! Bustin on my man, Chon. At least you didn’t dis the hair.

    • He has prettier hair than I do. Dissing would be blasphemous!

    • I’m so glad you Chon Represent.

      • I consider it an honor….

      • I consider it an honor.

      • Imma say it again for no apparent reason,

        I consider it an honor.

      • I hope that you consider it honor to Chon Represent.

        • I really do.

    • he rocks the hair. i heart awesome asian hair and haircuts.

      • Word, girly. As the owner of brown frizzy hair, I covet straight black hairs somethin’ fierce.

        • Well, now you’re getting into the question of whether Chon is straight or not…

          • pfffffffffffft.

          • TS – I don’t get it. Is there a question? 😉

  24. I was brought here by google-ing LTT. Because in my SM stalkings, I saw her post on her site where she said she reads LTT. And if it’s good enough for Steph, it’s good enough for me.

    But do you know, it did not bring me here. It took a little bit of hunting on my part before I finally found it.

    Now it’s just saved on the favorites bar!

    Have a great day, ladies!

    • That was how I found it too, from SM’s comment. She’s an enabler!

    • ol smeyer, our bff!

      • Or pimp?

    • Me too! I googled “LTT Twilight” after seeing it on her website – which happily led me here!

  25. You’re not just my sole source of all things Twi and Rob, but apparently you’re my sole source for old teen idol gossip. JTT IS GAY?! My world has been turned upside down.

    • This is not especially on topic, but does your name have anything to do with Buster on the show Arrested Development? If you don’t have any clue what I’m talking about, that’s cool. But if by some chance you do, we have an interest in common. Just thought I’d ask.

      • Oh SEM, she KNOWS what you are talking about!!!

        • Yay!! Fav. Buster quote #278: “It walked on my pillow!”

          • HA!

          • #127: “Sister’s my new mother, mother.”

            #233: “We have unlimited juice?! This party is going to be off the hook!”

            #328: “These are my awards, Mother, from Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing.”

            I could continue, but this is neither the time nor place for my Arrested Development fanaticism.

          • Lucille….Loose Seal!!!

            That show was/is brilliant!

            They are illusions Dad.

            Yup I’m with you all.

      • I miss that show so much! I’ll have to bust out the DVDs this weekend.

  26. “twilight themed weddings” I am so guilty of google image searching that.

    cause i know all of my wedding guests would know exactly why those apples and chess pieces and volvo keychains are on the table. they’d love it. lol they are going to be so in awe when i do my first dance to some iron and wine. woot woot!

    I also agree KStew is better served blonde and at least long haired. If you squint you can kind of see why Rob would be attracted to her.

    I love when ya’ll do the “google search” letters! So damn funny.

    • Volvo keychains! That’s so creative!

    • IF you squint. Agreed.
      Then she blinks, stammers and stutters around and I lose it.

    • That was hilarious. I googled it to see what I found, and all was linked to LTT.

  27. I read the first “This is how you found us?” letter and one of the searches and answers were:
    “rob and kristen fanfiction- i’m so 2nd hand embarrassed to read this one. as IF we’d ever write rob/kstew fan fic! Come on people!”

    Made me think of your fanfiction over at LTR.

    • and i know! its been ALL down hill since then

  28. Ummm…..

    I just realized. I may have been the one to google “Taylor Launter ladies underwear”. It was for research purposes only!!!

    I google weird shit. It’s kinda my thing.

    Ever see a pussyfoot?

    • I can’t believe you brought that up.

      • i meant to thumbsdown fangy for bringing up that damn pussyfoot again, and you got caught in the crossfire. but i love you both!

    • No, but blue-footed boobies are awfully cute.

    • *shakily lifts hand and points at Twinsie* It…it…was you!….I KNEW IT!!! You DO like him..just in weird-ass ways…*shudder* 😉

      * crawls back into green bamboo with soup*

      • Oh please. I was probably googling it to torture you.

        BUT I remembered that it probably wasn’t me, I would have googled “Taytortots pan…” Well. You know.

        • Yes…I know…I wish I didnt….But I do….Dont forget to pic spam me on twitter with the results… 😉

  29. I didn’t find you by searching, I found you by Perez Hilton’s comment section while stalking the Twilight cast. And damn straight I enjoy making fun of them all.

  30. I am kinda sad nobody searched for “The Tuck”…

    • That was in Volume 3


    • I’m sad nobody mentioned searching for “jorts.”

  31. My favorite is:

    “Hang on tight spider monkey – You don’t know said this makes us. Our precious blog is linked to that hideous line from Twilight. Someone hold me hand”

    because I have NO idea what you were meaning to say here!

    • Allow me, Queen o’ the Typos, to translate: “You don’t know how sad this makes us.”

      At least that’s what I read. Hope you’re feeling better :]

  32. It never fails to amuse me to see how people found this blog.

    I’m sad that no-one googled ‘jorts’ to get here.

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