Dear LTT-ers and lost googlers,
We haven’t done one of these in a while but one of our favorite old school posts are “This is how you found us?” One day waaaay back in 2009 we found this handy little feature on WordPress that tells you what search terms people used to find our blog and we’ve been laughing ever since. They used to be even more off the wall than these and though most days they’re boring search terms like “Twilight” or “Kellan Shirtless” sometimes we still run across a few gems and we save them to share. So here we go again with…
This is how you found us?
Kristen Stewart blond – Hey Rob, Blond KStew is our favorite KStew, can you convince her to go back to that? Thanks.
Taylor Lautner underwear - Um, Fruit of the Loom or is he more a commando type guy? I can’t even ponder that cause I’ll get arrested and you probably will too.
Taylor Lautner ladies underwear – Wait, Taytay do you have something to tell us? Cause this mental image is so disturbing
I saw New Moon – Oh EM GEE We did too! Combined viewings? 11. Yup.
Hang on tight spider monkey – You don’t know said this makes us. Our precious blog is linked to that hideous line from Twilight. Someone hold me hand
Do’s and Don’t of Meetings – Don’t bring up your Robsession or penchant for spending the clients time on Twitter looking for new Twilight news. Just a word to the wise
JTT Now – Well, when you say “JTT” I assume you mean mid 90s teen heart throb Jonathon Taylor Thomas and you’re wondering what’s he doing now? Not a friggin clue dude. Definitely not acting in Twilight, that’s for darn sure but I did hear he is gay. That takes that heart throb thing to a whole new level, doesn’t it? Obviously Tiger Beat mag does not come equipped with gay-dar.
Jonathon Taylor Thomas nude – 9 of you creeps searched this on the same day. WTF?! This is Randy from Home Improvement. Have some respect!
Where does Robert Pattinson hang out?- My guess? Anywhere you’re not
Follow the cut to see what else you crazies searched…
Robert Pattinson and Xavier Samuel - Poor TomStu when he finds out there’s a new secret boyfriend in town he will cry. But I gotta say sign me up for some Robvier lives!
107 year old virgin – Sorry but Justin Chon doesn’t blog here.
Kristen and Nikki best friends - Aw, sweet delusional searcher! It’s alright. This is kinda like that time you found out Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny weren’t real, isn’t it?
Twilight Themed Wedding – if you’re seriously researching this for your own wedding (on August 13, obviously) then you’re straight crazy, have you SEEN a Twilight themed wedding?
Robert Pattinson pants bulge – Spoiler alert: it’s a sock. He is NOT happy to see you
Kristen Stewart nude – Remember going to the pool in grade school and seeing the boy you had a crush on without his shirt? Yea, imagine that cause that’s pretty much what it looks like
Tiny penis speedo – Doesn’t this defeat the purpose of a speedo? Don’t you want to show off a HUGE junk?
Renesemee – this has been our biggest search term for like the past 6 months… seriously?! Start googling something new people PLEASE. We don’t know who the little cgi baby spawn of Edward and Bella will be but when we do, you’ll be the first to know!
Remember, those are all search terms people were googling and somehow landing on LTT and LTR. Crazy, right?
Ok googlers give us your best search… we’re waiting!
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