Christmas messages from the Twilight cast

Dear LTTers,

It wouldn’t be Christmas without a little TwiPorn to get us in the spirit!!! Wait- are you allowed to say “Porn” and “Christmas” in the same sentence? Does that guarantee me a ticket to that firey place? Oh well. Looking at that 3rd picture, it might be worth it!

UC & Moon

See more after the jump!

Thanks SOOOOOO much to JodieO who led the TwiHolidayPorn campaign and the gals in Rob’s Flat in The Forum who helped her: Pixie, Jena & Robsten4life! Plus Bella & Alice from Not an Addikt for the card from Buttcrack Santa. XO

One Year later and our internet game is still ridiculous: The Forum, LTR, Twitter

25 Responses

  1. “Come all ye faithful” Bwah haha

    Mr. Hansen would like to see you, here in the kitchen. Would you like some ice tea?

  2. I LUUUV that “I’ve been naughtly” pic of Jackson. Damn. He may slowly be creeping up on Rob as my favorite actor in the series 🙂
    What can I say? I totally have a thing for dorky skinny guys with messy hair 😛

  3. Yippee! Holiday Twi-porn. And THANK YOU for not covering Rob’s sex hair in the pic with Kellan and Taylor. 🙂

  4. Hehe. Well, since we’re on porn, and I’ve taken 3-4 days off, I know that tuesday is getting antsy.

    Apparently rob isn’t the only one who needs things like safety pins to keep his clothes together.

    A nice sepia for the scrapbook as the Volturi waltz plays in my head. So happy I got the score for xmas!

    Tis the season to look colder than you actually are.

    KStew glare imitation. When Griffs and I went to see NM together yesterday, this woman was crossing the street in front of us and as we stopped to let her pass, she gave us a hardcore KStew glare. It was pretty amazing.

    Last, but certainly the best, I found this HUGE photo of Billy and Pollyanna buying wheatgrass. What’s exciting is how closely you can zoom in and check out the leather work on his jeans. It’s quite neat! Oh, and go Seahawks in distressed “vintage”.

  5. HaHa, TS, I spy with my little eye the, ahem, leather work on the jeans.

    And, UC and Moonie, I have NEVER had the urge to jingle bells the way I do now. Thank you for that bit of Christmas merry-ment.
    Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, LLLLAAAAAAA.

  6. 🙂 🙂

  7. Re: picture number two; yes, although you can show me if you prefer.

    (never going to think of that song title the same way again…)

  8. Thanks ladies! I thought of you all today as I was only 10 or so miles from Barnes…but in a whole *other* universe at my Monster-in-Law’s…it was so horrific you’d die of 2nd hand embarrassment if I even attempted to describe it.

    But now I feel lifted! I can crawl back into my little Twi-hole & forget real life.

  9. I love the last one *giggle*
    Sam even has a red nose!!
    Have a Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!!

  10. Dear Big Daddy, You may not believe this but I look EXACTLY like the chick in your picture…please feel free to show that to your son. (p.s. I have more personality than all your son’s Disney Princesses put together…for BFF purposes of course)

    Dear Jackson, your pic has inspired me to come see one of your concerts. I’m not a groupie….but I could be…for u….I’m down with the hats but just fix the hair and we’ll talk…

    Dear Rob, white shirt and skinny tie? It’s like a gift from baby Jesus himself. Except the things I want to do are decidedly un-christmassy. Unless you count the sexy miss santa outfit…and the tinsel….hmmm…
    Awesome Twi-porn guys!!!
    Morning everybody!
    The Hamster is over the Christmas spirit…

  11. Come all ye faithful! Oh my…

    Fake lesbian Smooches!

  12. I loved loved loved the Buttcrack Santa porn… It was the most hilarious thing I have seen in days!!

  13. I volunteer to jingle those bells all the way!

    Pick me!!

  14. “Tonight will NOT be a ‘Silent Night’.” hee hee
    Everytime I see that scene in the movie I think, ‘She looks awefully turned on for a dying person.’

  15. hi…. merry christmass…..
    i love twilight….
    i love bella….

  16. “We’re here to pull your sleigh.” Oh. My. I nearly died from laugher. I think by boyfriend considered calling 911 for a moment there, fearing I might choke in my roaring laughs.

  17. Yo luv d porn of Rob think u r amazing also wish he was wearing a hot thing g string lol!!!

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