Dear LTTers,
It has come to our attention that many of you come to us for your Twilight news. I understand. We are a valuable news source for up-to-date twilight news & offer a breath of first-hand knowledge (just see letters: The music Stephenie Meyer REALLY listened to while writing Twilight and Jackson got hurt, did he try the leg hitch?
No seriously? Some of you come to US for news? Guys… I have to confess… we leave a lot out. In order to bring you a brilliant letter each day, we just have to leave it at that- ONE brilliant letter. So we miss a lot of really important stuff. In fact, sometimes we’re so focused on breaking down insignificant details of unimportant photo shoots, and naming background characters who tag along with the famous people that we ourselves don’t even know what’s going on in the Twi-world. I feel like that this week. Or the past few weeks. So today I’m going to do a run-down of the latest Twi news. Don’t want you missing anything really important!
Summit promises to “treat” us with “title treatment” (wtf?) when @twilight receives 200,000 followers on twitter. However, since everyone knows that no one who starts a twitter a month before their SECOND movie releases is to be considered a valuable source for news, they can’t get to 200,000 followers. And someone gets mad. So they release the Eclipse logo. And underwhelm us all. BONUS TIDBIT OF NEWS: Today they just got their 132,763rd follower. They promise to give us something special again IF they reach 200,000. We’re guessing it’s David Slade’s actual height.
- Harper’s Bazaar tweet-hints that they will soon announce who is on their cover for December. They forget who we are. And that we’re not stupid. And as a result they are punished. And the photo shoot leaks. And we laugh. After we stop crying that we’re not Kristen in this photo-shoot and make a mental note to start saving our Hefty trash bags for a little fashion statement of our own.
- Toys R’ Us, yes you heard me right, opened a “New Moon Boutique” further solidifying the fact that we can’t believe we’re involved with this fandom. What do I have in common with 7 year olds who know who Geoffrey the Giraffe is? Besides the fact that I also know who Geoffrey the Giraffe is? My only question is if they’re going to be carrying any Twilight-related “toys” ifyouknowwhati’msayin’
- Speaking of “toys” and in not-really-Twilight-related-news, but still-Twilight-related, this particular (not work-friendly) toy has been out for awhile now. We’ve been waiting to talk about it until we could review it. I got it about 3 weeks ago, tried it out and sent it to Moon who also tried it out. We just got one, ya know, to save money. We’re going to each keep it for a week and then pass it on. It’ll kinda be like the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants except it’s The Sisterhood of the Traveling Sparkling Dildo.* The real news is, though, the reviews of the product. Here are our favs:
OMG! I attatch mine to a wheel chair and pretend Billy Black is effing from behind, then I get another one and attatch a moustache to it and pretend it’s Charlie Swan..he loves it!
This is highly logical. I ordered four, let’s hope they all fit under my snuggie.
“They” say that this image of Nikki Reed from her Nylon photo-shoot with Kellan is the photographer’s artistic vision. We know the real reason you can only see upper body- Nikki showed up to the photo-shoot fresh out of the hospital where she had her bottom half removed due to an infectious, flesh-eating disease she contracted from sharing an ice cream with Paris Latsis. You don’t wanna know what they had to do after she slept with him.
- Dakota Fanning was on her high school’s Homecoming court and was crowned a Homecoming Princess. It’s not cliche at all that she’s blonde and a cheerleader. Or that she’s an award-winning actress.
- You know the 15 hours you put into making sure your Halloween costume was perfect and you looked as adorable as could be? Yeah, Ashley put you to shame with her “I’m hotter than you and always will be. Plus I have enough money to pay a stylist to dress me for Halloween” look on Saturday night. Why even try anymore? We can’t compete with this girl… Dayuumm
There you have it! You’re all caught up! NOTHING else has happened in the Twi-world that you haven’t read here on LTT. Well, Kristen wore a power lesbian suit with Taylor in Mexico and Rob smiled like a little boy who just got a toy at Toys R’ Us in Japan & Alex Meraz was voted People’s sexiest of the week, but nothing major happened like Big Daddy Lautner lost 2 pounds or Waylon Jennings aka “Buttcrack Santa” announced he would be walking the red carpet as his character, risen from the dead. Don’t worry- you’ll be the FIRST to know any news of those two!
Extra, Extra, read all about it (here, 3 weeks later…),
UnintendedChoice
*Do I really need to say this? I’m kidding
Thanks to TwiCrackAddict– where I get all MY important Twilight news!
Talk about what I missed on The Forum and YES- we break something new down on LTR!
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Letters to Twilight 
waylon JENNINGS?!!! hhahaha you kill me.
i didnt know buttcrack santa sang country music
Didn’t you know Moonie he has a new album coming out titled “Buttcracks and Chocolate Starfishes” LMAO 😀 Would you like me to buy you a copy when I get mine?
this was my first thought also. well, my second. my first was ” i hope they all fit under my snuggie”?!???!!! BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
this post was so worth getting up for. you win at life.
did you think I did that on purpose?
cuz I did not…
🙂
For realz? That’s amazingly hilarious. Amazlous. Hilaring. Something like that.
not on purpose thats why its funny!!
how tell me about morrisey agaiN!
TwiCrack Addict, FTW!
I don’t come to you chicas for news!
I come here for you sarcastically amazing hilariousness about the “news”.
Love your work.
Oh and 14 days 😀
xox
Totally should have read your post before posting mine above. Jinx. We must have the same thesaurus.
P.S. ‘Love your work’ – love it!
“Toys R’ Us, yes you heard me right, opened a “New Moon Boutique” further solidifying the fact that we can’t believe we’re involved with this fandom.”
My. Sentiments. Exactly.
Not that I don’t love Toys R Us or Twilight of course – I just became 2nd hand embarrassed for myself being obsessed with the same thing the children who get things from Toys R Us are.
Can you get 2nd hand embarrassed at yourself??
You bring up an interesting question… I think you can definitely be 2nd hand embarrassed at yourself. So long as you can separate you from Twi-fan you.
Yes. The bad news is that being a part of this fandom means developing multiple personality disorder. The good news is we’re keeping the psychiatric industry afloat.
Hehe you were first. I lost two minutes by googling a translation for the Dutch word for multiple personality disorder.
It’s definitely one of those moments where a multiple personality disorder can come in handy.
Sarah is definitely secondhand embarrassed when Sparklecakes fangirls out. Oh, and when she squees over clips and leaked photos.
My ex used to drag me to Toys R Us weekly for new Spawn action figures or recently released Star Wars prequel ones. He was in his 20s at the time. I made fun of him relentlessly (behind his back). Somehow this factors into how I am now a 29 year old mother and have a reason besides my two children to visit the toy store. It’s karma or some shit.
Haha! That just made me massively laugh in the middle of a silent office.
Ain’t karma a bitch!!
If it makes you feel somewhat better, my boyfriend is in his 30s and still goes to get Star Wars action figures. Not at Toy R Us though, because they sell them for $2-$3 less at Target. Just so you can save a buck or two…
haha-just how I feel when I pick my daugher up at her elementary school and see girls walk out with Twilight backpacks. Girls who are not older than ten or eleven.
I saw a Twi virgin at walmart today. She was mid twenties, had NOTHING else in her cart, except a paperback of twilight.
It wasnt even the original cover.
I stared straight into her cart, we met eyes, she opened her mouth and I raised my hand to silence her.
“It’s ok child,” I said, ” you owe me no explaination”
And with that I was gone. No way in hell was i telling her I was there to get NM!! My “good copy” is loaned out to a sick friend who just had surgery, so I was going to get a copy to read again before the movie. And I heard there was a smoking hot poster of Jacob in the walmart NM.
So I made a short cut around the celery, out of her sight, came back, grabbed my copy and beat it to the register!!
That poor girl has a lot to learn.
OME…that is soo funny!!! You should have been a real Twi-educator…and shown her the proper and correct methods of being a true Twi-hard as only you could have done! Tsk Tsk…better luck next time… 🙂
@dazzled…that really creeps me out…they sell tees at work aimed at 8 year olds that say “i dont want to be a princess i want to be a vampire” and “i love edward”. i’d love to be the father of the little girl who comes home and says “daddy, ive falllen in love with edward cullen, he’s a 108(?) years old but is permenantly 17…i might also be in love with the guy who plays edward who is 23…..oh and i also want to be a vampire”
*shudder*
THANK YOU!
Oh, and, to my RL “friend” who tried to get all morally superior on me when I told my coworker Breaking Dawn was safe for her 13-year-old to read: Suck it! Toys’R’Us thinks Twilight is for kids, too! Corporate America would NOT sacrifice values for profit!
Corporate America totally wouldn’t. I can’t wait for the birthing scene lego set to come out.
awesome! (& warped)
Yes! And the “Bella’s Boyfriend” Mr. Potato Head – comes with a set of wolf parts and a set of vampire parts in case you can’t make up your mind.
“OMG! I attatch mine to a wheel chair and pretend Billy Black is effing from behind, then I get another one and attatch a moustache to it and pretend it’s Charlie Swan..he loves it!”
Count me as disturbed.
&
KStew was freaking gorgeous in that HB photo shoot. I don’t care if they used Mariah’s retoucher. GORGEOUS! I am jealous that someone who can pull off the “KStew Bitch Stare” can also look like that. She stole the show from Rob…
PS I get my Twi news from you guys and Twitter! I have no other time to go to crazy sites and see all the different Rob avatars fighting over who gets his right pinky or left kneecap. Seriously, I saw a fight like this once. Made me leave IMMEDIATELY!
“PS I get my Twi news from you guys and Twitter! I have no other time to go to crazy sites and see all the different Rob avatars fighting over who gets his right pinky or left kneecap. Seriously, I saw a fight like this once. Made me leave IMMEDIATELY!”
ATTENTION: Would Fangbanger please report to my living room ASAP to clean up the coffee I just spit out all over my couch and then due to extreme laughter missed the coffee table completely and dropped my cup onto the floor…..clean up on aisle 1…..
Aww.. Sorry for the mess.
I think I will just send Rob in fishnets, heels and a french maid costume to clean up for you.
Does that sound better?
😉
OME please DON’T…yes I said DON’T…now a british butler outfit will do just FINE…thank you for your generousity!!!
AAACK!!!! Just because he worked with Gael Garcia Bernal does NOT mean he has to dress like all of Gael’s characters seem to.
Oh. Gael Garcia Bernal. Be still my heart.
AHHH WHAT??? TS What the hell are you talking about? LOL…I just personally do not want to see “Rob in fishnets, heels and a french maid costume” totally ever!!! Thus the butler idea…
I am offended that you don’t think Rob would look hawt in fishnets and heels.
On LTR, I am obsessing over seeing Rob in a remake of Rocky Horror Picture Show as Dr. Frank.
I still ❤ you, MS & TS but you need to "broaden your horizons"
😉
Oh, fang, if only my horizons could get more broad…
@MidCyn, This is what I was referencing when I mentioned Gael Garcia Bernal.
as well as this
and this pic is how he looks as a man dressed as a man
and one more because his eyes are so beautiful
Does this clear it up?
@Fangbanger….ok I will try and do as you suggest…but seriously the pic of Rob in that getup just sent the wrong kind of chills down my back…but I luv ya for wanting to send him to me…if fact…I will NOT turn him away regardless of his attire…even in plaid! How is that for expansion??
Cyn you should look at http://www.newmoonmovie.org sometime… LOTS of pictures and movie updates. (it too, is in my favorites queue, along w/ LTT)
P.S. girl, i just read all you posts so far… you are a spot-on riot today! OMG! consider yourself hugged. (witty, so witty)
p.s.s. on the site i referenced, i want to add, i only read the headlines…not the posts.
comments here are much more… uhh… classy (we’ll go w/ that)… yeah classy! 🙂 and interesting… and “sometimes” omre mature!
❤
Me, too! And http://www.eclipsmovie.org as well. Ok, sometimes I read the articles.
Wow. I just admitted I look at Robporn websites for the headlines and the pictures and only occasionally read the articles. I think I’m supposed to go buy my husband a subscription to Playboy now.
Make that http://www.eclipsemovie.org
classy?! Wow! I just assumed all Twilight fans were like this. Um, until I read like 2 other sites while researching photos for my contest entries. I read 4 of the 22 comments and thought, “Oh. Guess not.”
@ TS: “i know, right?”
LMAO..thanks for the hug..sorry if I got you a little damp from my coffee soaked shirt..yes I am still wearing it….waiting in line for repaired washer…defiantely going to check out newmoonmovie.org…although I am having computer fails today…damn ToysRUS…causing a crash….I mean…ummm….LTT struggles with loading the Bella Bejeweled and ModCloth everytime….
HAHAHAHA! Don’t worry, no one will be 2nd-hand embarrassed for you checking out Toys’R’Us! Tell me, do they have any life-size Edward dolls? A Jaycob dart board, maybe?
Disturbed here, too…between that and the Paris Latsis reference I need brain floss.
LTT is a one-stop-shop, though. Who else could work the above referenced thoughts in with ones about ToysRUs and a 15 year old Homecoming Princess Dakota?
Precisely. LTT is the only place one needs to add hits and trackbacks to.
haha-there’s a site I used to visit BEFORE I found LTT/LTR where they distribute Edward’s bodyparts, belongings, etc. (and the other characters too) on a first come, first served basis.
I’m kinda embarrassed to admit I acquired Edward’s lap.
Now the only sites I visit religiously are LTR/LTT and Random Acts of Rob. I check in at Robsession, NMMovie and a bunch of others but there are only so many hours in a day.
Exactly! Haven’t been to Random Acts of Rob, but will do! I check Lauren’s Bite occasionally. NMM & EM.
I hope you pulled a Miley and gave that lap a sexy dance!
Wait. Ew, Miley. Again, why?
Why’d you bring up Miley? Thumbs down. Lots of better people to reference for lap dances.
HAHA – it was a joke on some website the other day – pulling a MIley. Was it here? I don’t remember. Have no children, thus not exposed too much to the Achy Breaky Spawn.
I’m just as disturbed, Fang, but I wonder what Team Seth will have to say. Blasphemy, or erotica?
I ❤ you in general, but esp for the bold acknowledgement of KStew's epic awesomeness yesterday. I'm kinda sorta thinking she would be my first fake lesbian partner. Esp after reading the accompanying interview this morning. Love that she keeps it real.
Wow. I just got called out.
I’m going to have to say (and sort of already said it above), any chair sex, wheeled or stationary, is only sexy (or should we go with the word classy? heh) if there’s a person in the chair. On the other issue, I suppose it depends on where the mustache is on the sparklepeendo (by the way, is this what the sparklepeen reference has been to all this time? I thought it was a reference to some FF?).
Both those comments made, I think the obvious needs to be stated:
Did the user not realize that Billy Black and Charlie are NOT vampires and do NOT sparkle?
If you’re gonna review the sparklepeendo, at least get your Twilight references correct.
That said, I am now wondering how much the sparklepeendo would go for on that Rob body parts page.
sing it sister….what about one you have to put in the microwave..(i have no idea about sexual “aids” so if there is one u can call me a loser…) or one that comes with a little cop hat….
thats was ew…why did i even say that?
Love the new avatar! Sexy!
@DIF *waves hewwo*
are u talking about my one? cause i cant see it…all i see is my ugly mug….sob…..and i wanna see the Tay…
I can see! I can see! mmmm smexy…just like yours…i think we’ll be good friends….lol
That wasn’t as “ew” as whoever said that bit about the bike without a seat…
bike without a seat? on second thoughts…i dont want to know…readng the comments on that “vamp” site has already pushed me to make an appointment for a brain bleaching…. and brain bleaches are expensive dammit!
damn u profitable-hopping-on-the-bandwagon-sex-industry!!!!
Okay, fursploded, I’ve held out until now, but I gotta ask, your avatar is of Rob giving head to a thing you blow bubbles through, right? I just wanted to make sure.
I am laughing so hard right now and truly hoping that you understand that I was referencing your love of Billy Burke and wondering how you felt about the stache getting pulled into that sicknast vignette of disturbing sexual fantasy.
You totally weren’t referencing love.
Anyway, Billy Burke doesn’t have a mustache, so, that assessment is unnecessary. Plus I don’t like the copstache…that body part remains reserved for dearest tuesdaymidnight.
Last night I was trying to ignore my bf’s snoring by imagining Burke holding me closely to his body. Instead I just kept going back to my fantasy about playing Kate in BD I&II and that scene where I’ll be staring disgusted and enraged at Caius while trying to get Garrett off of me so i can go stratch out Caius’ eyes, the bastard. And then wondering how they’ll do the VFX of Bella’s bubble shield. Is this normal to be thinking about every night? Is there anyway to write the casting director and explain that I would make the perfect Kate? The girl who played the lead female in Slumdog had never done any acting when she was casted! and the girl who played Mary in Pride&Prejudice hadn’t done any either. Can I please be Kate? Sigh.
I’m all over it.
#TeamSethforKate
Do it, do it.
All I gotta say is that Ashley Greene is looking HELLA fierce in that costume pic with Kellan!! They bothe look delish!!! 😀 Two thumbs up….waaaay up!! BTW Its good to be back!!! 😀
Kellan always looks delish. And I loved Ashley’s dress…till I saw Audrina Patridge wearing it too. (I think it was her…one of those dumb Hills girls anyway). We all know Alice would not wear something someone else was wearing, even if they weren’t in the same state.
Stylist fail. Also, I would have like if there was a little more “peacock” to her “peacock” costume. I mean, the bird touches kinda looked like an afterthought.
KELLAN, however, totally rocked the full-on masked man effect. Definitely a MARVEL. Wink. Nudge. Get it?
Yeah, we got it.
ROTFL!!!
And you LOVED it! You wished YOU had said it!
I’m sorry. It’s nice outside and I’m stuck at the office and really bored.
Oh snap! Major stylist fail. It’s just like in Bring It On when that creepy choreographer sells the routine to multiple squads. I’ll bet that Ashley gave her stylist the spirit finger on Nov 1st.
Can we please also note how cheap the True Blood kids’ costumes looked. I mean, she’s obviously in the Party City wench outfit and he’s in a Simplicity 9753 pattern with operarose’s fiance’s viking costume’s hat.
I expected more.
Good to have you back. Love you, mean it!
Awww shucks!! Thx bb!! 😀
$39.99 for a sparkly dildo? And it doesn’t even vibrate? Psh!….Oh wait, you can refrigerate it? Well, that changes things. Yes, I want an ice cold artificial sparklepeen to freeze up my vagayjay. Seriously? Does any body want any thing that’s cold down there? Ever? Wouldn’t it get stuck to you like the little kid’s tounge gets stuck to the telephone pole in ‘A Christmas Story?’ These are the important questions in life that must be addressed.
Oh, and I’ll take one lunch box and thermos from the ‘New Moon’ boutique, thanks.
p.s. actually, it appears that several people like cold stuff “down there.” I just read the comments under the sparklepeen, and unless I have completely missed a lot of sarcasm, there are some really sick (and freaky) people in the fandom. Ewww.
AMEN TO THAT WHOLE COMMENT!!! And BTW…I am now on cup #3 of coffee…hope to get at least some of that actually down….(luckily hubs is used to my mishaps..cause there is NO way in HALE I could explain.)….
“Wouldn’t it get stuck to you like the little kid’s tounge gets stuck to the telephone pole in ‘A Christmas Story?”
Hahahahaha! Someone’s going to have to invent sparklelube.
OH THANKS FOR THE GREAT XMAS IDEA…Hubs is a mechanic…whole new meaning for lube job with Sparklelube!!! I am stocking up!!!
Wouldn’t it get stuck to you like the little kid’s tounge gets stuck to the telephone pole in ‘A Christmas Story?
WORD. It ain’t right.
All that’s going through my head now is “you’ll shoot your eye out!”. With a sparkle peen? Quite possibly.
a million times thumbs up.
and then everyone will know what youve been doing cause glitter is a b&*^$ to clean up….
😉
OMG the sparklepeen is a XXX version of Rip Taylor!!!
I always wondered about that when I was reading the books. How enjoyable could it be to have sex with someone who’s ice cold and hard as marble all over?
In my mind Edward’s skin was cooler than normal and his skin firm-otherwise it didn’t work for me.
Same here. I almost went Team Jacob for the sole reason of temperature. I just don’t like the idea of effing an icicle…even if it does smell and taste like lilac and honey and sunshine. And I’ve been wondering if anyone else has pondered this: does Edward go for the “midnight swim” on Isle Esme to warm up his sparklepeen? Another vitally important question…
I always thought that the reason he went into the water was to bring his body temp up,especially the popsicle peen.
@dude and dazzled – Thanks a lot. Now, I’m craving a honey flavored popsicle.
oral fixation, much?
Perhaps. 😉
I also wondered how Bella could sleep on Edward’s chest so soundly with it hard as a rock (yes thats what she said) and frigid…but then I let it go..I mean really…if she can accept that he is a vampire/dead and all..is being cold really a problem?…how many of us put up with “our men” and their lil imperfections….and she is smart enough to know there has to be some very good benefits to come…yup she said it again…
I seriously never even asked myself the question. Brillz.
OMG, thanks for the wonderful visual! 🙂
Sorry for my ignorance, but what does sunshine smell like exactly?
smells like clean pure happiness… field of flower minus the pollen?
the way your clothes smell after u’ve dried them?
UV ray-ish?
shall ponder that today whil studying for my theology exam tom….
My mom used to tell me when I was little that I smell like sunshine! She was referring to the fact that I was out and dirty, playing outside. I think it’s different for Edward though.
@SB – “dirty” is the kind of sunshine Rob probably smells like; Edward smells like the pure happiness kind!
@Ang – yay! So glad I could smell just like Rob!!!
UC…seriously…its 8am…do I REALLY need to READ THIS ??
“OMG! I attatch mine to a wheel chair and pretend Billy Black is effing from behind, then I get another one and attatch a moustache to it and pretend it’s Charlie Swan..he loves it!
This is highly logical. I ordered four, let’s hope they all fit under my snuggie.”
Of course I do! Luckily the coffee was NOT delivered at the time so I thought I was safe…NOPE…fang took care of that…
UC….I love ya…but feel free to bypass my house with the “traveling pants” cause one, I would die…and two…I would be dead and therefor would serve no purpose…hate to run but gotta start xmas shopping now for the….kids…at ToyRus..oh wait…gotta find some kids first…damn….
HEARTS!
You can bypass my house too, UC. I already bought one. I got mine off an infomercial actually. If I called now they threw in a snuggie and 2 tubes of sparklelube still for only $39.99. It was a $50 value!
Ashley may have been styled by a pro, but Kellan totally picked up his costume at the KMart. Seriously, Kellan, you could have at least worn black shoes so your fake boots weren’t s obvious.
Yeah, I always claim my photos are an ‘artistic choice’ too when I accidentally blow a big blob of smoke into the shot. Oops! Err… I meant to do that! I say the same thing when my finger gets in the way.
I am taking a real risk here….UC I think your info may be incorrect…..waiting for the repercussions…..ok…going for it… the REAL reason (and personally I don’t know how you could have missed this) the picture of Nikki Reed came out that way it did is that the ghost of Buttcrack Santa is haunting the cast of Twilight….and refuses to let them get all the glam and glory…he will not rest while all of them get all the credit….This could truly be the proof we have all been waiting for that BS LIVES!! Personally I would have submitted this photo to the PRT…psychic research team…for verification…but I am a believer!
“BS Lives!!”
Tru dat, Cyn.
MidCyn – I just thought of something. Are you SURE your ghost is a woman? What if it is Buttcrack Santa?
HMMM …let me give this some thought…well the perfume smell could actually be the smell of aged alcohol breath..the flickering lights might him staggering into the lamps….no wait…can’t be..cause from the looks of BC he would NEVER use water on a regular basis and that is one of “her” favorite things to do, turn the water on…course there is the moving of the stuff in the pantry..and now that I am giving this some serious thought…could it be that it is JUST the liquor bottles are that being moved around??? Hmmm????
Or maybe he’s moving multiple things in the pantry around because he’s looking for the little bottles! haha
Cyndi…. are you questioning my knowledge of things that don’t really have to do with Twilight but still kinda have to do with Twilight?
I don’t think so!
This is still about what I said about Post-its isn’t it?
🙂
OK that did it……I give up on getting one full cup of coffee….UC…I am crying for real…where the hell are my Edward tissues….shitz…half my post-its are ruined now….damn UC!!!
MidCyn, someone said it earlier, but your comments are entirely too hilarious and witty today. I’m crying from laughing. PRT?! Oh my god. I think you could take this all the way to that creepy TV show, Ghost Hunters I think it’s called?
omg. omg. omg. this is so great.
it was ME! she’s being so especially funny and witty today! *high-5* Cyn!
“OMG! I attatch mine to a wheel chair and pretend Billy Black is effing from behind, then I get another one and attatch a moustache to it and pretend it’s Charlie Swan..he loves it!”
My first thought was not how hilariously disturbing this is. No, my first thought was, “But Billy and Charlie don’t have sparklepeens.”
True! Such a discrepancy! I admire you for being able to think logically and clearly while the rest of us were wasting our time laughing and turning red. 😀
Omg! Me too! I thought, “umm, that’s weird because they’re sans sparklepeen. They’re human.”. Everyone knows enjoying a bike ride without the seat on would be akin to doing Billy Black. (oh yeah, I just went there.)
Yay! I just read this comment and already made my response about this situation to StotheP earlier when she called me out for a being perverse. I’m so glad you thought of this too!
I’m either a pervert or a sparklepeenologist, because my second thought was that putting a moustache on the sparklepeendo (Love the term, BTW) would be like adding pubes and NOT like a moustache ride at all, thus missing the point of my Charlie copstache lust entirely.
No, I think you’re forgetting about those chin strap dildos they make. So you can give oral (or a mustache ride) while still penetrating. I feel like that’s the intent with the copstache on the sparklepeendo. it’s moot though since Charlie doesn’t sparkle. I wouldn’t mind to wear his cop hat though….
Ah, of course, chin strap dildos! Fail on my part. It’s been a long and still not over day. Hmm… cop hat… I wouldn’t mind if he wore nothing but the cop hat… and his holster.
Now you’re speaking my language!
I still prefer him in just the undone bowtie though.
“I think you’re forgetting about those chin strap dildos they make. So you can give oral (or a mustache ride) while still penetrating”
Why does that seem like a logistical nightmare to me? a why am i still asking about this stuff? im a sucker for punishment…
pat me down billy…rawr….loz
Tuesday, I haven’t done this in awhile, but today called for it. It’s too sexually charged of a day to avoid it. It’s like we’re all in heat or something.
He’s gonna put that hat on me after capturing me in the net, right? The net’s holes are definitely big enough. And that mic just screams phallic object
This was posted on Billy Burke appreciation day, but since I’m not blonde it’s easier for me to imagine killing her and still hot material to put myself in her place.
Donkey punch billy! (I didn’t click on the video, I was too frightened of it being so wretched I threw up. So it might not be a true Donkey punch)
Here he’s contemplating leaving his wife for you.
shirtless…
And this is just hot. Plus check out that poster in the back…it looks like it says “Make Rob Legal”
I also found this breaking dawn exclusive photo, which was too important not to put up on News Day despite it not being Billy Burke porn
@illegal, WHEN did you hop on the Billy Burke caboose?
easy answer…ive been hanging out with you for too long TS…
complicated answer…i ❤ tay tay who plays jacob who acts with Gil who plays Billy who shares fish fry with his BFF Charlie played by Billy….
Dont worry ill admire from afar…i know my treaty lines….lol
and i would never EVER backstab a friend…
Yeah, I was a little upset. You caught that, huh?
ps-treaty lines? never, EVER? You’re my favorite kiwi, ever. And that’s saying a lot because my screen name growing up was KiwiClover (dunno where it came from. People voted on it in a chat room).
I live and die by guy code…since most of my friends happen to be dudes…its either cause im a tomboy or cause i look like a dude….hahaha
so yes NEVER EVER…cause i ❤ u and Billy together. i will live vicariously through u, making suggestive comments along the way…but i wont do it if it hurts u…
😦
I aint no home-wrecker…my mamma taught me better than that….and my back has hurt a knife or two so i know better…. 🙂
Squee!!! Love you, TS!! I had a craptacular day/evening and those pics just made it all go away. Is it wrong for me to love that madras hat? Because I’m willing to exchange it for the cop hat. And, the suit… oh, the suit. I’m drooling over here… melting into a puddle of Billy induced drool.
P.S.- That BD picture might be the funniest/saddest I’ve ever seen.
KStew with a mullet? Not so much.
Rob with a mullet? WIN!
@tuesdaymidnight – Is there a certification process to become a sparklepeenologist? That’s a field I’m interested in studying.
Haha, I haven’t worked out all the details of the certification process, but I’ll get right on that! I think field work should definitely be a must. 😉
P.S.- I wrote you a very lengthy message last night and then firefox decided to crash before I sent it, so I lost it all. 😦
@tuesday…oh no! (on the firefox crash) I wondered if my zealous Twilight-love scared you away. 🙂
Let me know about the certification process! I’m looking for a career change!
Tuesday…i have a similiar query as Ang…does the thesis only apply to sparkle peen or can we research other species? is there a mandatory compare/contrast question?
Hmm… very good questions. Perhaps it should extend to the furpeen as well, don’t you think? Here’s the thesis topic: “Running Hot or Cold: A Comparative Analysis of the Fur and Sparkle Peens.”
Everytime i swear i’m never gonna study again…sigh
*applies for postgraduate scholarship*
*shakes fist at Tuesday*
*checks into rehab*
*apologises to Tuesday as part of 12 step programme*
❤
I watched The Haunted Airman with a friend tonight…told her about the sparkle peen/sparklepeenolgy program. She’s very interested!
This post and the comments that follow are killing me. You ladies are hilarious.
I totally clicked on the sparklepeen at work like an idiot. Now I’m afraid one of the IT guys are gonna bust through my office like the S.W.A.T. team and confiscate my mouse. I’m so shamed 😦
i clicked on it only to be blocked by that damn sonic wall blocker thing. but i have seen it. did you watch the video. that totally cracked me up.
No, shame is having the IT guys notice that there is a lot of web traffic to sites called “letterstorob.wordpress.com” and “robsessedpattinson.com” on the server and they come ask you who the hell Rob is. And then you point to the five pictures of Rob not-so-cleverly camoflauged around your office. And the tiny plastic Rob dangling from your whiteboard. And the New Moon hologram cup you haul around all day every day. This, Pinky, is shame.
*shoulder pat*
This is why I’m in charge of the firewall at work!! I’d so be fired if I couldn’t cover up my tracks. :o)
lucky! my work (to be in a few days) doesn’t mess around with their security. everything is blocked.
It would probably be against an ethical code to give you ways to get around the security just to look at Robporn. ;o)
Yeah, I’ve started diverting my eyes when I see an IT person in the hallway. I live in fear.
Ladies, ladies..think about this…it is time to use your wily ways and make friends with the IT people!!! Why hide..who knows they could be Twi-hards in hiding….and they CAN be very helpful..(I know) hacking into VIP accounts….tee hee…SO go to work in purple and place your Edward notepads in plain sight to open up the lines of communication and you may be surprised at who “comes out” and if you get the KSTEW STARE..quit on the spot! Problem solved!
What did I say to deserve a thumbs down??? teardrop…I WAS only kidding yah know….
You didn’t say ANYTHING that should get a thumbs down! Perhaps somone was scared by the KSTEW stare and clicked the wrong thumb!
Thanks Ang..you know I worry about these things..sometimes what I “see” written is not what “I think” I have written. I would never want to offend anyone…. 🙂
Awwwww. I’m sure the thumbsdown was an ‘unintended choice!’
Your advice was cool! Just like purple!
I love that the KSTEW STARE is like the antithesis of the Care Bear Stare. It’s such a silly day today in LTT land.
It truly is, Pinky. In the words of Lewis Caroll’s Alice, “Everything is queer today.”
I love that you referenced the care bear stare. Two very enthusiastic and nostalgic thumbs up.
had to stop reading cause i was laughing too hard cause you know i am at work and i didn’t want to attract attention.
trixi, what is your avatar of exactly? It sort of reminds me of this video…
thwarted by sonic wall blocker again. seriously shaking my fist at my computer. it is of me and my hubby on our wedding day. we were swinging our arms.
I wonder how many friends Dakota has at school, with her being homecoming princess and a famous actress and all. I used to kind of like her, but homecoming princess? Some people just have it all. And in the name of justice we should think those people are bitches.
ps: Just kidding. At this stage, Dakota is still too cute to be bitched at. But maybe in five years or so.
I know! You would think these kids would never vote for her for Homecoming. Maybe she paid them off? I kid, I kid.
Is it just me or is it weird that she is just wearing a cheer uniform to get crowned in?
You know, I was band queen and I didn’t accept my crown in a freaking band uniform…
Usually homecoming king and queen are crowned/announced during the homecoming football game. Which means that the cheerleaders would be doing cheerleading at the time, since they cheer on the football games sort of as their sole purpose (except of course in Bring It On). I know you don’t go to football games to watch, but rather to socialize and show off your adorable kid, but next time homecoming rolls around (usually October), try to pay attention at half time. You might see a cheerleading outfit…
I think the bigger question is, how does Dakota Fanning have time to do extracurricular activities in high school while filming 4 movies a year?
Well. In OK, the chicks put on prom type dresses and stand on the field before the game.
My brother’s girlfriend (now ex *sobs*) was in homecoming a few weeks ago. She wasn’t a cheerleader but was nominated to be in the royal court. It sounds really weird to explain it but 2 of each freshmen, sophomores, and juniors are nominated to just stand and look pretty. Three seniors are voted and one wins. No one wheres any type of uniform.
I never really thought about Dakota’s education but I guess I assumed she would be tutored on set or something. I am glad she is partly normal.
PS. 😀 to the “adorable kid” comment.
If she’s that damn cute, talented AND nice to top it off that will really piss me off. I…want…to…hate…her, but just can’t.
Haha, you verbalised my thoughts!
Yeah…it’s sort of like hating Taylor Swift, but less angelic looking.
Counting the days…
Don’t judge, I had only 3 friends in high school.
It just endears her more to me until I hear buzz about her being anything less than an adorable, fairly normal and talented 15 year old. To me it says that people actually like her…or I can’t see why she would get the votes. I want to believe good things about Dakota. Need a break from jadedness. 😀
For a half second, I thought that someone really sent the “Vamp” to you UC, then I remembered you are much more of a vibe girl than a dildo girl. Tricky, tricky! You nearly had me!
This is a piece of information about UC I really could have done without.
brookie? are you DRUNK!? I don’t think we’ve EVER discussed vibes! You must be thinking about Moon.
what the frack?!
Soooo glad I am currently eating a bagel chock full of peanut butter so that every time I think I’m going to die laughing I can stuff another bite into my mouth. I’d really rather not explain that to my aunt and uncle AKA my bosses.
Yes, but having them notice this website while giving you the Heimlich could also be fail. Water handy?
Don’t make me post the “how to tell if someone is being sarcastic” link. 🙂
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahaha only the best move ever invented.
dear god i hope no one in my RL reads this
love it! must have my name on it! WIN!!!
And thank you Nikki for dating Paris Latsis, so I can laugh.
Hold the phone. The Sparkledildo is NOT a vibrator. *cancels order*
This is seriously why I didn’t buy it. I’m a sex-toy snob.
Aww crap! I didn’t look that far into it, but it’s obviously got to have the vibes.
Viiiiiiiiibe, you got that viiiiibe, you got that viiiiiiiiiiiibe. Name that tune!
“She’s Got That Vibe” R. Kelly
But don’t excited about my coolness. The song’s very common. You can google it.
I’m one of guilty ones who rely solely on you guys for news. But I don’t actually expect to find out about it in a timely manner, and I like your imaginary versions better anyway, so… no pressure.
I come to you for all my Twi-News. Cause I’m too lazy to go to the other places. If I don’t hear about it from here, forum or the flat chat then I don’t know about it. And I’m ok with that.
And I love how Dakota has a kind of normal life. I mean who didn’t have an afterschool job in High School? I did, I worked as a cashier at K-mart. That’s the same, right?
Yes, it’s the same. It’s like you have lived parallel lives.
Pretty much. Except K-Mart is going out of business now.
Which is disappointing because that’s where I used to buy my aviators from. Now I have to go to Walgreens. My friend actually wouldn’t believe me when I told her they were from K-Mart. She asked what designer they were. I said “K-Mart.” and she laughed and repeated the question.
who said you have to bust the bank to look good?! nobody! you go girl!
Hell, I tried some Dolce&Gabannas…everyone preferred my aviators.
Were they a blue light special? I just dated myself didn’t I? 🙂
No, that doesn’t date you. Unless you’re like 20, which I always though wasn’t allowed on this site. Seems like once Nearly22 graduated to JustOver22 we set the limits on 22+.
If you had said blue plate special, that would’ve dated you.
Ha! I remember blue light specials at Kmart when I was a kid…don’t know if they still do that anymore!
Not into the blue plate specials…yet.
Something tells me that I would rather be boiled in oil with a rusty fork in my eye, than be seen going to the New Moon Boutique at Toys-r-Us. ……and yet, something else tells me that I may find myself there at some point. Pretending I am buying stuff for my ‘neice’. Oh that mythical girl, she is such a dear.
I get most Twi News here. I’ve tried those ‘other’ sites, they are not for me!!!
I’m gonna have to say it finally, at Disney World they offer this thing (for girls of all ages technically, but it’s usually just you know 3-8 year olds) called the Bibbity-Bobbity-Boo-tique. (Cinderella reference). Basically they just bedazzle you out, give you the fairy or princess of your choice outfit and tiara, slap some lipstick on your face and kill the ozone with aquanet then charge your parents $100.
So, now I’m thinking of this Bella Boutique as the place to go for girls to get all tarted and vamped up. Disgusting.
Damn. I needed that on Halloween. It would’ve saved a lot of my time getting “tarted and vamped up.”
‘kill the ozone with aquanet’
Classic. Someone actually suggested I send my 5 year old there and I was horrified!
yipes! keep away!
Damn that KStew!!! She gets dressed up like Elvira and is that close to The Hawtness? There is no justice in the world.
There really isn’t, sassy. I really want to play Kate in BD Parts I & II. And in Part II I’ll get to faux attack Bella! I imagined this scene last night and it reminded me of when I did Annie in high school and the girl playing Annie was a real bitch. As part of the choreography to “I think I’m gonna like it here” (I was a maid) I did a cartwheel. One time I “accidently” kicked her in the head!!!!!! mwahahahahaha! So, I think you get where I’m going with this and my dream of being Kate…
*I did Annie in 7th grade actually.
It’s a hard knock life for us!
“We’ve been waiting to talk about it until we could review it. I got it about 3 weeks ago, tried it out and sent it to Moon who also tried it out. We just got one, ya know, to save money. We’re going to each keep it for a week and then pass it on. It’ll kinda be like the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants except it’s The Sisterhood of the Traveling Sparkling Dildo.* ”
I.Can’t.Stop.Laughing! Sisterhood of the Traveling Sparkling Dildo, LMAO!
I love you ladies, but I’m stingy with my toys. I will sit outside of the SOTTSD with my own private battery operated sparklepeens.
Agreed. Their sisterhood reminded me of that scene in Road Trip when the lady on the bus offers the blonde girl her dildo. I always yell out, “It’s used!” whenever I see that scene. ew.
I was once hit on the head with a hot pink dildo thrown by the lead singer at a concert after watching him–a man far less hygienic than Rob–lick it and put it in his pants repeatedly. True story.
Your Twi-toy review has left me speachless!
wait. those aren’t MY reviews!
Sure they’re not. We believe you. 😉
Sooooo 2nd-hand embarrassed for you right now.
Or not. Fly that flag, friend.
I am totally addicted to your site. please don’t ever stop. Every single one of my real friends in the real world are so mature and have no ideea what Twilight is or who the robsta is so I revel in all this. got a lot of love for you all, the comments are so hillarious. I am a kiwi living in germany so it is so good to read eng humour. xx
hahahaha.. “all my real friends are so mature”
poor me & moon!
(psst we’re mature in real life too!)
oops no offence intended, but it is to play a silly frivilous giggling crass 16 year old again this time round without the bad skin xx
Pardon my naivete, but the sparklepeen reviews AREN’T real, are they? I feel like one of those people who sends you guys letters—thinking this is the REAL Twi cast’s site.
For shame.
But for serious… they’re not real, are they?
Haha, I couldn’t resist going back to read the reviews after your comment… and now I’ve just deleted my browsing history. I shudder at the thought of the IT department seeing thát.
With all those freaky twihards running around, I wouldn’t be surprised if some of the reviews were real… people say the darndest things when it comes to sexual/fangirl fantasies.
I KNOW! I mean, some people go a bit overboard when it comes to Twilight. And, I mean, how honest are you going to be in a review on a sparkly dildo?Would you admit to owning one…? I MEAN, REALLY?!?! Can we take them seriously…? Jury’s still out.
So many questions… inquiring minds must know.
I hope not, because I can’t wrap my mind around “accidentally” sending it to your nephew for his birthday or attempting to donkey punch yourself. I mean, really?! Really?!?
I don’t think it is physically possible to donkey punch yourself, is it? Well, maybe it is, but it would just be a punch to the back of a head without the…ok, I’ll stop talking now.
Do I want to know what donkey punch means?
yeah, i don’t get that either..
okay remember when Bella’s dad did the “halo” motion when she wanted him to behave? okay, i do that halo motion around my friends.. it’s funny (some of them get the reference) but i stopped watching that trailer b/c it was taking to long to load and looked it up in Wikipedia. MY EYES, MY EYES! (reference the mental image conjured) Nooooooooooo! and so now…. i cannot do the “halo” now… ugh… wish that wasn’t in my head. lord have mercy. *shudder*
MidCyn, spare yourself… i not asking any more question. i prefer the halo.
@Ambushed…thank you for the warning..I am glad I read your comments before I pushed the play button…was kinda afraid to anyway…lol…there is such a thing as too much info!!! ❤ you for sparing me!!!
TMI! you got right!!! *shudder* trust me, you can’t “un”know it. bleck…
Can I just say how f*cking random the commenters can be sometimes?! Ya’ll are so hilarious. Only on LTT can we talk about Robward, Steel Magnolias, Toys R Us, sparklepeens and a donkey punch all on the same day. I clearly belong here. Glad to know I’m Normal.
But, donkey punch….ewww.
Ok, that video (to my knowledge) doesn’t display anything that would resemble a how to donkey punch. It’s a trailer for a horror movie. I found that hilarious when it popped up on Hulu and felt compelled to share the wealth.
I lead a sheltered life
I think SOME of them are real..
i mean.. I often wonder how many sexual pleasure toys I can fit under my snuggie…
Well, you’d be remiss in not wondering that. That’s important information for any lady to know; right up there along with when was your last period and what size jeans fit you best.
FTW.
Dear UC and Moon,
If ever there were two ladies from whom I would proudly receive a sex toy, and possibly an STD, it would be y’all.
Love,
Me
now THATS love!
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You also missed major news in that Noot Seear (Heidi in NM) stated that it was really hard to see out of her violet contacts while filming the movie. HUGE NEWS, so huge Nordstrom tweeted about it. Seriously? People stop with the stupid news. I know the majority of us fans are junkies and want all things Twi, but stop with the crap that is still just crap only with a Twilight label, it’s insulting. Thank goodness for LTT – if I wanted useless news and any ole news blip, I’d head to the Lexicon which shamefully I have been to before.
But that’s major news! It means that C-Dubs actually got the color right for her eyes and didn’t make them red since she’s a vampire and all (A mistake that Cougicke would definitely have made)
I definately only stay on LTT…”where else would I go?” “You are my life now” Literally! Confession, before LTT I had never even been to a blog, chat room etc., and never ever expected to….who knew it would all start with a letter? As for the Twi-news..I can’t remember any of it anyway..I just love the people here..and boy have I learned alot….most of which I am happy to forget….references above comments..lol…
Speaking of news..(at least for me) Rob was greeted by the masses in Tokoyo (sp?) while Brad Pitt was not…and the poll shows that the fact Rob finding himself “not that attractive” makes fans think he is “more adorable”….duh….
@MidCyn – I LOVE the so appropriate movie quotes here!
Again thanks Ang…another confession..I was told I have to get more sleep so the dr. is trying some new med on me…unfortunately it had the opposite effect and I didn’t sleep at all…but I did spend the entire night watching Twilight over and over…I even watched it with captions…interesting! It never ceases to amaze me how much I love all the lil things in Twilight..even the silly things…and if nothing else about this accident..I can at least be thankful that I can take such joy in watching it ..like the first time..everytime…
OMG they JUST MENTIONED TWILIGHT ON XM RADIO …the lady said “YES I AM A MOM AND I CAN”T WAIT UNTIL THE 20th FOR NEW MOON!” I am not sure why that makes me so happy!!!
aww… MidCyn, you are so cute… i’ve loved the posts you’ve done for today… you are on fire! super quick and witty! maybe you don’t need the sleep… just meditative rest… you obviously have thing to meditate on! 😉
MIdCyn – I so heart you! The little silly things get me too. And I have no excuse for being so giddy about it! I remember EVERYTHING, but it’s still special every time.
Oh, and watching with captions is a good idea – then you are reading too! That has to be good for the brain, right? 🙂
Yeah..actually..(red faced) I forgot that for almost 6 mons..that is the only way I did watch it with the captions..so I could pause and make notes…duh… now that I am thinking about it..I wish my journals made more sense to anyone other than me because when I look back and read them its funny how they change each day even how different they are about the same scene….(that may or may not make sense) for example: Spider Monkey…one night I wrote..”line doesn’t fit..he wouldn’t say that.. About a week later: “How cute is that smile and he called her a spider monkey…adorable” Just thought I’d share..I have no idea why…..
haha – spider monkey! Guess it depends on your mood…I do that too though, mainly when I’m reading. I notice different things or they have different significance to me at different times.
OK – I soooo have to get back to work! Forget the IT guys; it will be my lack of anything to show for my day that will rat me out!
@MidCyn – I’m glad you said that. I’ve always wanted to ask if you like things one day, but will feel differently about them some other day, but I didn’t want to be rude and intrusive. =) Now I know!
@JodieO..You could NEVER be rude or intrusive if you tried..yes it is really strange when I look back through notes and journals…some day I will share when we all need a good laugh…I “see” things differently on a daily basis and then respond accordingly…like the spider monkey thing..btw I write the side notes like that in a different color than actual notes that I would compare to the book…they are pretty humourous…especially if something was very confusing to me and I was trying to figure it out…. ❤ you! BTW I even have lots of notes about the letter that I sent to LTT…"not sure if I should have sent that out" two days later.."did I send my Thank You to someone?" One day later "Says I sent it! Shouldn't have sent the letter to a website! What if it gets shown to someone…panic, embarrassed" etc., (This is how I keep track of my life…) 😦 red faced!!
@midcyn – You know, you could probably compile all your notes on life into a book and have it be a best seller! Don’t be red faced. I can’t keep a notebook at all and I don’t even have brain damage. Not that I know of..
@Cyn – you do realize that you are the only one to actually vocalize what the rest of us are really thinking! ❤ you!!!
@sassypants…Is that a good thing or bad?? How are ya sassy? You are so hilarious…I love reading your posts….makes my day everyday! ❤ you right back!!
Cyndi you watched with captions? I think you could totally learn Spanish if you started watching the movie with Spanish captions or dub. Or do they offer it in French? Either way…
Geez TS..Spanish plz! It took me a year just to get through Twilight in English…and some of my notes look like they were written in another language…that is weird too..my handwriting changes all the time…I have no idea why..but it does…
How are ya tonight…I had a busy afternoon so I am going over comments and trying to catch up! Glad to see ya! 🙂
i have a random tid-bit… from my own mind…
i JUST realized that the ribbon on UC and Moon’s eye in pics is a take from the cover of Eclipse.
Duh… huge fail in my brain… man-o-man… what a thing to “suddenly” occur to me
(why was i compelled to share that?!)
Welcome to my mind…don’t worry tho…sometimes it can be fun in there…
aww… good to know i’m in good company… not alone! ;P
OME…BREATHE by Faith Hill is on….SO BELLA and EDWARD IN THE MEADOW song…..sigh…..Gawd here I go again with the music related to Twilight….now before ya jump on me cause Eddie is not supposed to breathe…I am going with the emotional aspect and wouldn’t Bella be wanting Edward to “just breathe”..
BTW looking for idea’s for a good/not so expensive laptop to buy…has anyone gotten a new one lately that they love? Please share… thanks!
i got the HP notebook and i love it.
Is it hard to operate? About what does it run?
it’s just like a regular laptop, only smaller, but w/o the cd/dvd drive (you can hook it up to an external one or a PC if something on a cd is needed). comes w/ microsoft prog. i bought mine at Staples when (& because) it was on sale. i love it. wifi and everything. but if do you like that sort of thing (the small size) i’d also recommend the Acer. it gives the hp a run for the money and you can often find it cheeper. i know a few people that have them and they’re great too.
Thanks for all the info…sorry it took so long to respond puter fail…again…but I really appreciate your help! xo
Midnight Sin -I have a regular laptop which that I don’t use much. My hubby just got me a mini-laptop, it was less than $300 I think, from Dell. You can look into that. I love it. Just got it 2 weeks ago.
How ru anyway? Haven’t talked to you in a while!
$300?! WOW. So cheap.
HEY SOUTHERNBELLE….How are you!!! I was asking on you the last couple of days…where ya been..I have been missing you so…thanks for the info on the computer..gonna spend some quality time tonight looking at some so thanks for the suggestion!!! I ❤ you and hey come around more often please you are missed… 🙂
MidnightCyn -hi ya! *waves violently* I see you changed your screen name!
I didn’t know you were looking for me. Lots of times I come here to look for your comments :-). They always make me smile. 🙂
I’m doing okay, I try to post here but I usually post more on LTR, well because I am robsessed as you know. This Dell mini is really great, I like that you can upgrade the memory. It’s really small and lightweight. If you just need something for surfing the net and emailing, this will be great for you(but like I said u can upgrade it later). My hubby was so sweet, he didn’t tell me he got it and it came in the mail!
Hugs!!! How’s ur teeth? Is it all better?
SO much so…no more chipmunk look! I have missed you…I don’t know why I never have gone to LTR..I guess its cause I have a hard enough time keeping up here…lol…but I miss you so plz drop by more often…:)
That was SO sweet of your hubs…hope you gave him big hugs…I am going to look into that tomorrow…fading fast…haven’t really slept in like 2 days straight…come back tomorrow plz!!!
Have a good night… ❤
MidnightCyn – thanks! I missed you too. 🙂 I’ll come back here, I promise!
I meant to tell you, I just read Rob’s interview in Harper’s Bazaar. He said he hasn’t washed his clothes since July!!!! He said he put them in boxes and sent them over and he steals socks and underwear from the set, LOL. OME. That’s disgusting but I’m sure he’s so busy ya know? And he prolly doesn’t want people to touch his touch, they mind end up selling his underwear on Ebay! I felt so bad, aww he needs help! I was just telling DH about this and he said that’s pathetic. Hahah. It’s so funny though that Rob admitted and now the whole world knows….but as usual we still love him 🙂
Ya know what? I do get pretty much all my Rob and Twilight news from your site! I love your site, it’s like a one-stop shop for me. Nice pics, sarcastic jokes, witty breakdowns, crazy letters…it’s all in here! 🙂
K, so I had to go and check out the New Moon Boutique at Toys R Us. Holy crap, did you know they have an Edward doll for 140 bucks!? What the heck? Check it out.
http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3526356
I can’t believe the stuff they have…and marketed to kids. Again, what the heck? Teenagers maybe, but I didn’t think they shopped at Toys R US! I am completely flabbergasted.
I forgot to add, I get all my Twi Info here…if it ain’t here, I don’t need to know it. You ladies rock!
I Love Toys R Us…loved it ever since i saw the ads for it in Archie comics….but ive never been…and from what ive been reading…not so Disneyland after all…
considering striking that out of the intinerary on my great American Adventure….
@MIdCyn…thought i’d share this with you…i had a dream about Rob last night…yeah wierd…i know right? here i am trying hard to have dreams that wont land me in jail and rob comes unbidden in my mind….
we were in a hotel room together and i accidentaly lay against him,and freaked out till he said “its ok” in his smexy accent. i remember wanting to smell him so i can share it with the LTT crew….he smelled good…like aftershave and manliness…but then some actress (im not sure who it was…i think it was Kstew…she had the bitch glare down pat) came in and insisted that she wanted to snuggle with him so i took my cat and went on to the balcony…i know this was a dream cause no one feels that good in RL And i was thin and hot…and pulling off red lippy like it was no one’s business…there were also nuns, elevators, absinthe and japanese girls….whew….end of dream…i wonder what it all means….
Hope everyone’s having a good day….
I’d strike out Disneyland too. Disney World in Orlando is way cooler and much more extensive. If you need a tour guide, please let me know. Or you can read this article I wrote. I even reference the introduction video from Tower of Terror in the article (totally how we reference Twilight and LTT in everyday life) when I said “something he couldn’t find in any guidebook.” Which I am giggling about now.
Anyway…I grew up Disney, but I also can give you some tips to Orlando itself, which isn’t so shabby either and isn’t actually part of Disney at all. Sigh. I love promoting my country/hometown. ner ner.
I grew up Disney too!!! and yes ur totes gonna be my tour guide…i mean u can make ANYTHING interesting…
“thats a rock…its been there for a while”
“tree…tree…tree..puddle”
“thats billy’s flatscreen…”
“thats the couch…you wouldnt want to sit there cause billy and i erm do stuff on it”
“thats his best friends son..he’s heartbroken…feel free to make out with him”
sorry i go off on a tangent sometimes…i swear im gonna visit….if its the last thing i do….
hahaha! I’ll try to schedule our visit when Taylor’s in town. It’s 18 in FL though, so you shouldn’t come until mid-Feb. Which is actually the best month to go to Disney. It’s cool and there’s zero wait time.
Also, did you know that Disney has a tree farm on property that has an identical tree for each tree that’s in the park. So if a tree dies or is struck by lightning (which isn’t as rare as you think in Florida) or someone carves “I love JTT” which obviously would be altered into “LTT” 10 years later, they can just uproot and replace. Crazy, huh? And the Disney underground? Yeah, I’ve been in it.
ROFLMAO…that is so funny!! I don’t dream anymore 😦 not at all…
Ok first hand embarrassed here….confession time…
1) I set my hair on fire and the hubs walked in and totally flipped out…so trying to figure out how to fix!
2) Stood by the repaired washing machine the entire time, 48mins to be exact, while Blanket Rob was in there just in case something went horribly wrong….truth
3)Remembered to put the chicken in the oven..forgot to take it out of the packaging first…(I had set it in the pan to defrost so it wouldn’t leak all over the counter) left…came back..didn’t look I guess..and stuck the whole thing in the oven….
4)yes there is more…in my haste to fix the chicken screw up and help get rid of the awful smell..I shut the oven off and then got together some left overs…stuck them in the oven …..yup…forgot to turn it back on…
I am rethinking the whole “I think things are getting better”!! theory!!! 🙂
I’ve had those days….believe me something awesome will happen at the end of it….vice versa for me cause i had an awesome day a few days ago what with all the LTT cazyness…laughed like a maniac the whole day…then my fish Morton died 😦
SO sorry about Morton! Would have sent flowers to put in the fishbowl had I known…seriously!
Oh I am sure its gonna be a great night…Blanket Rob is in the dryer as we speak and will be in his rightful place soon enough!! Trimmed the hair…Gawd….who knew burnt hair smelled so bad!!! There should be a warning on the stove…do not try to light cig off the burner especially with long hair…(when you have misplaced lighter) ! Don’t worry I made a post it!!!!
So its all good.. 🙂
O no! What a terrible day! I’m sorry Cyn. I hope it gets better with a warm clean Robward blankie.
*coughcoughMaybeIt’sASignYouShouldStopSmokingcoughcough*
=)
@JodieO…are you kidding me…I live on cigs and coffee…much to the dismay of the family…I even tried to trick myself and made a post it that said “You quit smoking 2 days ago” Woulda worked except forgot to put away the cigs/ashtray/lighter….FAIL…. 🙂
That’s so sad, illegal! 😦
Thanks guys..i had to take him out and when he didnt flop around i just broke down…fiance had to do the burial rites while i stayed in my room, hugged my cat and cried all night…i felt like it was my fault cause it was my first fish and i told the pet store lady “oh god i hope they dont die” and i laughed…she was horrified
i dont deal well with death…im hyper-sensitive….i will cry for everything….even Pirates of the Carribbean 2…little bro had to give me a cuddle and convince me that Jack was not dead cause there’s a sequel coming….sad i know….and lil bro was 12 at the time….says alot about my maturity…oh and i also have never watched Titanic and the Notebook cause i dont think ill be able to function afterwards… NM is gonna slaughter me…
“Stood by the repaired washing machine the entire time, 48mins to be exact, while Blanket Rob was in there just in case something went horribly wrong….truth”
That was 48 minutes well spent.
Thanks for understanding….It was well worth it believe me..all clean and snuggly right now! See ya in the a.m.! xo
Must protect the Blanket Rob! xoxoxo
Hahah, your dream is awesome!!! I wish UC and Moon will have a post about Rob dreams again. They did it awhile back. I’m sure we all have embarrassing dreams to share!
I’ve had a few dreams of eye-effing with Rob…i dont understand it…its like he WANTS me to switch teams…i’m onto you Pattinson…i wish UC& Moon could analyse it for me…pretty please with a cherry on top? i promise i wont ask for anything at christmas….
I always dream of him!!! Weird, almost every day. But they are usually just very sweet and innocent dreams. I had some good ones but something always happens and the good parts are edited.
The other day(this is funny),I had a dream about him that he walked into this dance floor, he was wearing the holey jeans and the white shirt. Well the room was full of female strippers and he flipped out when he saw them, and of course all of them wanted him and started running to him!!! Haha. I was just an observant in the dream. Poor Rob.
“I had some good ones but something always happens and the good parts are edited.”
You’ve been reading too much Stephenie Meyer. Fade to black.
I’m not complaining…Rob dreams are awesome…but who does a girl have to sleep with to have a smexy Jake dream…it’s like Hansen is effing with the smut control levels in my head… 😦
@TeamSeth – you’re right, I’ve read the Twilight saga books at least 3 times!
@TS – haha – SM is the queen of fade to black!
LTT is the Daily Show of Twilight. I’m not sure why anyone would need another source for news.
I’ll have to finish summer school first…then save up…then try and get a visa without the Hansen busting me….and then convine fiance that relationship is safe…for now….lol…
so many things…so little time…
but seriously i’d love to meet u guys someday…. 🙂
By the time you get all that done, Hansen will not only be out of office, his rally will be moot.
We rock the country, so I think you’d get to see pretty much all of the US and Canada and have a free place to crash in each location. Plus I’ll cook for you, I can even cook vegan if necessary. My bf is a vegetarian (just like Edward!)
awww shucks…i have to reciprocate…i make a mean lasagne, baked oreo cheesecake and of course curry…not indian though cause i’m originally from Sri Lanka….better curry in my opinion….i love vegetarian…fiance does not appreciate meat-less meals….he’s such a Jacob in that way…
I think it is an awesomely superior idea that at some point we all meet somewhere…A LTT convention! That would be some kind of incredible!! I used to be an event planner so I could have all kinds of fun!! And illegal you are ALWAYS welcome here…very big house and lots of room…I love to cook and am so used to cooking for large groups as we once entertained alot…so open invitation.. 🙂
Thanks Cyn!!! 🙂 and if and if they decide that the isle Esme is gonna be in the maldives(they should, its GORGEOUS!!!)…u guys are in luck cause im going back to Sri Lanka permenantly next year and Maldives is just 45 minutes away….and what can be better than sun, surf and naked rob in a clear blue ocean…
so if a tropical LTT reunion is what u have in mind my home is always open…sipping margaritas on the beach….mmmm
now if we can get Tay to crash the honeymoon…and imprint…on me…a girl can dream right?
Road trip to Cyndi’s!
@illegal, They better go shoot in the Maldives so that we can go there for the convention. Group discount rates! Plus I can get like 5 travel articles out of it. Not to mention the interview I’ll have with C-Dubs.
Also, and perhaps you already thought of this, but you could definitely audition for the part of the housecleaning lady! I’d love to hear you hiss out the word “Morte!” What could be better than that?
TS surely u mean the sexy one in the french maid outfit who offers Edward the stamina that Bella cant right?
*breathy whisper* “ill show you life after morte”
Actually i wanted to be sexy Egyptian Tia (what with my tan an all that)…cause then i can dump Benjamin (who is also cute in my mind but more BFF material) and show Jacob who he really should have imprinted on…(ull see all these scenes in the directors cut)
Can I come too? :-)Where ya at?
I cook(and bake) too, I make a lot of curry, mostly Indian and Asian style only because that’s all I know. I know I posted this on LTR but I’m the domestic goddess here in Kentucky! 😉 Who knows, maybe in the future I’ll be the next Paula Deen, but gluten and dairy-free!
If you want to send your curry recipe this way, I’m super happy to give it a whirl. We love curry.
OMG- not the point of your post…but I noticed you said you were orginally from Sri Lanka. I almost dated a person from Sri Lanka recently. Long story. But I somehow feel closer to you now…even though you are a Jacob lover! ha!
“almost?” lol im so nosy sometimes…hehehe
and now i feel closer to u…ur a funny funny lady…
“Even though you are a Jacob lover” lol
i’m hurt 🙂 …i love Edward i really do…I just feel a deeper connection with Jacob cause i have a habit of supporting the under-dog (lol) and by that i dont mean jacob should be with Bella…it just means he should be with me….bahahhahahahaha…im so sad sometimes….end flustered explanation.
think of it this way..i’m just another person u dont have to claw,scratch or bite on the path to his holy hotness….in fact ill be ur backup….godspeed!
but when u get there send me a pic…i can still appreciate an amazing specimen….hugs
illegalwolflover – I actually appreciate Jacob…i just love Edward! Long story short – I met a guy a few months ago who is from Sri Lanka. Funny story (for me, not for him). I am always complaining to anyone who will listen how I want to find a guy who is attentive and protecting (like Edward). Then I met this guy and he was so like that! But within days, he started to annoy me. We hadn’t even been on a real date when he was wanting to meet my parents! Too much for me! And within a week of meeting he was e-mailing me that he was worried because he hadn’t been able to reach me by phone. I’m a pretty independent person, so that bothered me. I cut him off. I felt bad about it later because honestly, he was a nice guy. I just wasn’t feeling it. So that’s my Sri Lanka story!
And btw – I tend to go for the underdog too in real life. But in the Twilight world, I was team Edward all the way!
I’m sorry about that experience…i promise i wont stalk u after this….lol. I know a few SL guys like that…it’s like theyre programmed at birth to be attractive and repulsive at the same time….lol 🙂
Jacob -appreciater-Ang you make me smile…i hope u didnt think i was on a rant…im a pre-ripped-Taycob converter…and people on other sites that i’ve perused (and now stopped) are so mean about his character…i just feel like i need to explain that im not a Robward hater…quite the opposite actually… I luuurve me some Edward….lol xxoo
NOW can i meet your parents?
“Now can i meet your parents?” Literally, LOL!
He was divorced and had a child. I felt like he was looking for a replacement wife. It was flattering, but only for a couple of days!
I am insanely Edward obessed! But that is just me. I don’t hate Jacob (at least not Taylor!) though I am sometimes quite annoyed by his behavior in the books. I try to be fair though, even though I see things through Edward-colored glasses!
When it comes to the actors in real life…I too appreciate the amazing specimen!
“replacement wife” creepy…. 🙂 u dodged a cannon ball with that one…
Edward annoys me a teeny tiny bit too but I let it slide…
I mean who can fight against that kind of adoration? lol
sanity is in the eye of the beholder…take it from a person whose obsessed with an underage/over developed boy…both character AND actor…lol
I fear my Rob obsession is pretty heavy! So I completely understand your Taylor condition! ha! Tonight I watch Haunted Airman with a friend. This is a Rob movie (British TV circa 2006). I was pracitcally giddy – though the story totally didn’t lend iself to giddiness.
Some people might say I have a problem. I prefer to think of it as a hobby. 🙂
ur preaching to the choir!!! hallelujah!
ive seen bits of that movie…he’s delish as usual…
at least he’s legal…unlike the 6 years and oceans that separate the wolf and i….perve perve perve…
haha! I feel slightly pervy for being so hot for Rob. I’m…ahem…a little older than him.
If I let myself succumb to Taylor love, it would truly be criminal!
It’s late here so I’m headed to bed shortly. Nice talking to you!
See you in the a.m.
@Ang, that guy sounds like creepy bad news. I’m glad you dropped him so quick like. He might have tried to stop you from coming to this site! Ugh.
also, I go for the underdog too. So strange. Stereotypically attractive guys just turn me off. It’s a shame really, but that’s my life. No abercrombie muscles…just scruffy men. I don’t even think that Billy Burke is all that built. What with all that Vitamin R, I’m guessin’ he’s gotta little belly action going on. That’s why he had to get the flat screen after all, because he couldn’t fit between the regular TV and the couch…all Big Daddy Lautner style. ::vomits:: Awww Billy! ::goes to look at the stunning photo of him in that suit::
@TS – I know, right? (re: creepy guy) B Burke is hot, despite the Vitamin R gut! I’ve liked him for a long time – pre-Charlie days!
And, suprise, I like movie Charlie better than book Charlie It’s all because of Billy!
@illegalwolflover, I read and reread your comment and I found myself picturing us on the beach being served Margarita’s by a half naked Edward…as he bends down with the tray…I whisper and point towards you “She’s all into Jake yah know, why don’t we take a swim and umm talk…” After, I am feeling really selfish and I put in a call to Jake and tell him how you are just waitin on him to come and serve you a cool drink and a cool dip in the ocean…I hang up reassurred your not going to unhappy for long and reach out for Eddie’s hand and we take a very long walk into the sunset…
Ok…don’t really know where that came from but I do believe the lack of sleep is starting to affect me…but I have to say..you are definately my twi-sista…My fav things in life are sun/warmth/ocean/edward…I mean margarita’s…. 🙂
awwwww Cyn ure such a sweetheart…and im def not gonna get in the way of u and Edward (though i will admire him cause thats NORMAL)…im just gonna squeal and clap my hands like those trained seals as u walk into the ocean hand in hand…and then sit back, relax and wait for my Jake to run slo-mo across the beach wearing rolled-up jeans…(not a jorts moment lol) and a white tee…mmmmmmm….now i have something to think about at work AND my exam tomorrow… 🙂
sleep or no sleep…we all indulge in that sort of fantasy… ❤ x million
I was on my way to shutting down the puter, but checked one last time and saw your comment…must add one thing..so very important…”and then sit back, relax and wait for my Jake to run slo-mo across the beach wearing rolled-up jeans…(not a jorts moment lol) and a white tee( as he approachs and see’s my face he slowly reaches up and grasps at the collar of his tee and in one swift motion rips in two and his bare muscled chest is exposed in all its glory!!)…mmmmmmm…
Ok I can try and go to sleep now…had to make sure you were well taken care of….. ❤
ROFLMAO
considerate as always….thats why i love u…..:)
good night, sleep tight, dream of Edward tonight!
cya tomorrow twi-sis…
hugs
Wow I really do go to you for the news – never would’ve seen that leaked photo shoot. But now that I have…
Rob on his knees – okay I get it. I finally get it.
I’ve been Team Jacob this whole time but I GET IT NOW.
And isn’t this a pre-Eclipse shoot? What’s with BD Bella?
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