One of these things is not like the other
Dear Taylor, (have I ever written JUST you?)
It seems like just yesterday that you were that little kid who played Jacob Black with the bad wig in Twilight. The same dude who looked like a nerd on the red carpet at the Twilight premiere with your popped collar and bad sonic-the-hedgehog hair. But boy, how times have changed. It doesn’t seem like a day goes by without some picture hitting the interwebs of you looking like a hot piece. Now I know we already border on the possibly inappropriate with you but we’re the same age as the chicks on your movie set, so no harm no foul, right? And well we’re moving to Georgia till February when all this is legal, anyway so don’t worry, Chris Hansen is alright with it. I asked.
The other day I was sending UC OLD pictures of you and we were laughing our faces off at dorky you were and then I started sending over some new ones and it struck me: MY what a difference a year makes… from popped collars to soaked suits in the pool, you’ve come a long way Taylor. And since I can’t get enough of charts and turning normal business tools into tools of “mass Twilight shenanigans,” I present you with the “Then and Now: Taylor Lautner, what a difference a year makes” time line…
Click to enlarge, it's HUGE (that's what she said)
Your life in a timeline… I especially enjoy the glimpse into the future circa 2049… I bet it’s like looking into a mirror for Big Daddy. So if you’re keeping track you can print this out to add to your Twilight business documents folder. You know the one next to that folder you keep your fanfic in at work. Yup, that one.
Take the cut for a little treat
Taylor, WTF is going on here?! Like I told the twitter folks, I don’t know whether this turns me on or just makes me confuzzeled.
Back to not having a life,
Themoonisdown
So did I miss anything? What’s your favorite stage of Taylor’s “blossoming?” hahaha I said blossoming. It’s late.
Don’t miss out on Rob Answering stuff at LTR
Chart the years in the forum
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Letters to Twilight 
i just want to add that when you look at the “pop ya collar” pic on the flow chart… well, he’s biting his lip!
did anyone other than me think that made him look like a creepy pretator/perv? i mean… eww… guys that bit their lip to think they look sexy in a pic gross me out… -sigh- how will i get that out of my head… i think he want someone to “make him legal”, big time. (that’s what HE said)
So I had a very inappropriate dream about Taylor the other night. It was disturbing on soooo many levels b/c I don’t lust after him in the least b/c 1) I’m not a pedophile and 2) I prefer Edward. I mean sure I admit that his physique is quite attractive but that’s about it.
Anyhow, my point is that in my dream I was absolutely terrified I was going to be charged with statutory rape. I felt dirty when I woke up until about lunch time when I was finally able to convince myself that it was just a dream and that I was not going to go to jail and I had not betrayed Robward.
UC, MOON. I DON’T KNOW WHO IS HERE TODAY. I TRIED SENDING ENTRY ON TWITTER. I HIT THE BUTTON AND IT PUT THE STUFF IN THE BOX..SO CAN YOU LET ME KNOW IF YOU GET IT PLZ…AND IF YOU COULD USE CAPITAL LETTERS..IT WOULD REALLY HELP ME SEE IT…SORRY TO BE A PAIN…THANKS FOR YOU HELP!
P.S. MADE IT LAST WEEK AND COULDN’T CHECK FOR MISTAKES SO IF ITS WRONG..JUST DELETE..XOX
Wow, I really really appreciate all your Twilight related business charts. This is so good I nearly printed this up on legal paper and hung it up in my cube…next to my new poster, lol. *clapping* I love you!
Let me just say, my feeling for Tay are so built up in my head that I decided it wasn’t worth it to go to the charity premiere they’re having in Knoxville, TN (he will be there) because I think seeing him, as a real person – a real 17-year-old person – would totally screw up all these warm fuzzies in my… mind. Ever see that episode of Friends where Monica sleeps with the high school senior? Total Ick Factor.
So I will stick to the hot pics and blockbuster movie illusions of my smokin hot and 17-turned-mid-20s Taycob, thankyouverymuch. 🙂
So I just stumbled upon this blog! THANK YOU!!! I’m in Twilight heaven!
you’re welcome!
ahhh… a newbie… well you’ll enjoy it! you should read the posts from yesterday… it was a kicker!
(that’s what she said)
i give up – wordpress hates me!
just copy paste the url itself and we can copy paste it into our servers.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! Ladies Love Cool….Taylor!!!!! I totally have this joke with my bf about LLCoolJ. And whenever I talk about him I do the kiss/peace thing with my two fingers LL style. That dude is always licking his lips – wtf?
He can afford chapstick, so I don’t know what it’s all about.
Hmmmm.
I guess Taylor is you know, ok and all, if you like that sort of muscle-y, rock hard, chiseled look, with beautiful dark eyes and glossy black hair in all his stamina possessing youth.
But, me? Oh, I kinda tend to go for a thrift store shopping, wild haired, drunken hobo in bad shoes. But, like I said, that’s just me.
exxxxxxxxxxcelent!
I love – love – love your charts! I am constantly impressed by you guys.
will i be able to send you magazines with taylor’s photos in it once you and UC are in the bighouse? or is that sort of counter-active to the very reason you are in there.
maybe i can pretend to pass them off as pics of my kid?
umum but seriously.
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i’m thinking i might try to hook him up with my little cousin. they’d be hot together. and i’m game for any angle that gets me in!
I don’t really have much of an opinion on Taylor, other than the fact that he is def sexy and can imprint on me anytime(NOW THAT I KNOW IT’S LEGAL HERE IN CANADIA!) but seriously, I don’t get why some people are always bad mouthing him..put it THIS way..
If Taylor was the one who stole your dads white interior power hat, had less clothes in his closet than your little sisters barbie has in hers, was drunk (there fore more willing..*cough*..uh..what?) all the time, made you wish that you were his cigarette, POSSIBLY smelled like 3 week old stale beer, had stains on all of his clothes, and looked like he still needed Big Daddy Lautner to dress him..you would be all over that shiz like white on rice!
If Rob was the one with the extensive media training, the bad ass dance moves, the good lip syncing abilities, the good hygiene, nice clothes, and BORING ass interviews where he just stood there looking pretty.If he was the one who was cast as a jort wearing meathead.. Where would be then?
Just get Tay drunk, have him raid robs closet(ie: the salvation army down the street from the hotel), give him a pack of powdered donuts so he can say he used his circa ’94 pants as a napkin and all will be good in the universe.
All in all, watch the vids..they are funny, but it upped Tay’s cred in my books!!
Oh no you didn’t.
I cannot believe that he was that young when Usher’s “Yeah” would considered cool for dancing to…’cuz that was like only 5 years ago.
But let’s be honest, who isn’t impressed with a guy who can do a standing back tuck and an aerial?
Truth!
I KNOW!!! right?? I would break my body in more ways than I care to count. I found it hard to not chant out..”go Shark Boy..it’s your birthday..”
He totes makes it look easy!!
and just because this video is gold.
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This comment does not go into effect for at least another year…I WOULDN’T KICK HIS HOT LITTLE ASS OUTTA BED!! 😉
This is the first time I’ve seen that soaked picture..
I would like to see more.. pretty please..
GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE! HOPE TO “SEE YOU” TOMORROW…!! LOL… 🙂
Well imagine how he’s gonna look like ten years from now!
The other day I was flipping through channels and I saw this Disney movie, can’t remember the title but he played Shark Boy in it….he was so little! 🙂
Wow, I just fell in love with you all over again, Moon. That was priceless. I’m still crying from laughing so hard.
And, if Georgia is not where you want to live. Bring the boy to Sweden. 15 is the leagal age here. (not that it matters to me. I could be his mother!) LOL 🙂
Oh sweet jesus that timeline made me laugh so hard I spit my brakfast halfway out my nose.
Your site needs to come with some sort of disclaimer that it induces hilarity.
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Ahh! that was awesome letter 😀
The pic was awesome! Hahaha, i loove the sonic the headgehog stage hair xD
Ahh, i hope he doesn’t turn into a big daddy!
I thought i’d just mention that Taylor is leagal in New Zealand… 😉
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