Twilight video time with Jena – Edwards Lullaby

*Hey LTT-ers, This Saturday’s video’s will be hosted by none other than Jena our very own video mod from the forum! She finds, creates and posts all the best so we’ve asked her to bring some of that goodness over here for you! Enjoy! Moon&UC*

Dear Twilighters,
Weekends are about relaxing, spending quality time with those you love, doing something fun, or curling up and watching your favorite
movie.  Which is why I bring you the latest in Twilight Theater.
I’m about to provide you, FINALLY, with the true lyrics to Edward’s lullaby to Bella. Get verklempt ya’ll!

But seriously, what would Edward’s famous Bella’s Lullaby lyrics really be?
We’d love to your compositions and read your lyrical inspiration.
A proud commentator in MST3K,
Thanks to JodieO and her facebook page for the vid*** alert!
(***video is in representation to the MST3K days (Mystery Science Theater 3000)

Head over to LTR to see some smokin’ Rob vids!
Want more Jena? Go to the forum and make some new pals!

33 Responses

  1. funniest video i’ve seen in a while!
    “Say It!”
    “Okay fine, You’re a homo”
    greaat post 🙂 x

  2. I just love LTT!!! Thank you for keeping the laughs coming ladies.

  3. Bella’s lullaby will never be the same for me. Here are the lyrics for you sing-along-ers.

    “I want to chomp into your throat, and watch you bleed out on the floor. Then I’ll bade myself in your life essence, as you die…Tear your heart out of your chest and crack the bones and suck the marrow out. Slice into your brain for sandwiches…then maybe have an omelet made of you”

  4. haha hilarious!!! had some great laughs :p

    “I’m a metropire” LOL

  5. You’re welcome, Jena! I’m going to have to track down the full-length version of this for some fun. I haven’t had nearly enough Tom Servo in my life recently.

  6. OH MY GOD!!!!
    I’ve laughed out loud, cried and peed a little in my pants at this video……
    “that look is from the guy you alert the flight attendant about”
    the twin peaks reference
    “very tough to look bad ass posing next to volvo”
    The abusive boyfriend reference
    Edward at the end of the bed “What was our math homework”
    I can’t go on as there’s so much…….enjoy…..

  7. Line……line……line….

  8. I got this RiffTrax a few months ago. I was such a huge Mystery Science Theater 3000 fan when it was still on the air, and I nearly died when I saw that they did “Twilight”. They keep up the funny for the entire movie, making fun of all the stupid stuff as only the MST3K dudes can do. I imagine a few of us would give them a run for their money, though.

  9. LLT, you never cease to amaze me!
    This video was fabulous!!

    Personally, as being a musician, I don’t think that what the Twilight soundtrack published as “Bella’s Lullaby” is really what Edward would have wrote – because it’s simply not how the book described it.
    (Please rise for a reading from Twilight – Chapter 15) “The music slowed, transforming into something softer, and to my surprise I detected the melody of his lullaby weaving through the profusion of notes.” (You may be seated)
    Profusion of notes is not what is heard during Mr. Burwell’s version of “Bella’s Lullaby”. So needless to say, I LOVE the addition of Edward’s lyrics that is in this video!
    “Wee this is fun! Oh, I love you Edward and I… woops.. thud!” That is so what I’ve thought when I watched the movie!

    Anyway, thanks again Ladies!! Can’t wait to see what you come up with next!!

  10. I’m just sayin…

    an off-brand version of johnny depp wearing body glitter = total win!!

  11. Am I the only one that is willing to admit to turning off the sound and just enjoyed the clips…pausing when needed to catch my breath….???

  12. I loved the math homework reference!

  13. LMAO! That was so hilarious. Thank you Thank you for sharing it!

  14. This had me laughing so hard! Great way to start the day. So funny!


    This video made me DIE laughing ❤ Love commentary, especially:

    "Sadly, this movie HAS made me think of her death"

    "The sexual tension between these guys is INSANE"
    (Edward and Jacob) LOLZ.

    and of course, pulling up to the hospital after Bella says "What is going on" —"I do not know" hahaha.

    Thanks, Moonie…just what I needed on my Saturday morning.


  16. Oh my fucking GOD! I LOVE THIS!!!

    I may have peed a little from laughing so hard! I used to love Mystery Science Theater 3000!

    Total Saturday WIN. You win all of today.

    • Who is giving you the thumbs down? Was it taking God’s name in vain that crossed the line? Perhaps the reference to bodily function? I am fascinated by the willy-nilly distribution of thumbs around here. Can Moon & UC track who gives what thumbs to whom?

      I am giving you a thumbs up, just so’s you know.

  17. “Man, your blood would rock, it would like drinking this huge Napa cabernet…”

    “Pretty good view of Hogwarts”. Brilliant!

    Awesome stuff! Nice to wake up to on this Sunday morning. I have never heard of these guys. Do they do the commentary for entire films?

    • Yeah, about 10 or 15 years ago they had a regular show called Mystery Science Theater 3000 or MST3K for short. They riffed on a lot of old B movies, but my favorites were when they riffed on ‘informational’ films from the 60s. And they ARE hilarious. Some of their episodes are available on DVD. You can find them on Netflix if you subscribe.

    • May I recommend “The Killer Shrews” as your first Mystery Science Theater 3000 film? It is my personal favorite.

  18. Love it! Watched it before work this morning… set me up for a great day, thanks for helping me get through a Saturday at work!

  19. Aaaaahahahaha! MST3K FTW!

    I feel sad that I didn’t know they were still doing this. We have MST3K the movie saved on our Foxtel harddrive forever (it’s like Tivo, but budget)

    “Oww, hey, you hit me with a phone book!”
    “It’s Bill Maher!”

    And I had to pause and hyperventilate for a minute when they started with the Benny Hill theme music as Edward’s running up the hill. I may have died for a second, then come back to life because I had to keep watching.

    Also, I love you all for loving MST3K as well – it proves to me once again that I found the right demographic and hang-out of Twihards to spend my days with.

    Hope you all have a good holiday Monday – we don’t get one down here! 😛

  20. “Oh Dear Lord, she’s got a sniper rifle!”

    = WIN!


  21. I laughed so effing hard over this I almost fell over.

    Thank you soooooo much for sharing!!!

    MST3K + Twilight = happiest. katie. ever.

  22. Awkward Small Talk: The Motion Picture.
    I love MST3K. I’m glad the guys are continuing in this format at the very least. This movie could not have been easier for them. Seriously, the commentary practically writes itself.

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