Monday Funnies: Cuz nothing’s funnier than laughing at Twilight

Dear Twilight,

I’m so glad we can laugh at your expense. Cuz Lord knows that the list is growing of reasons why I need to laugh: Pics surfaced of Robsten having an intense argument at the Kings of Leon concert about who would have the most grease if they wrung their hair into a measuring cup; when writing about how I was scarred because I accidentally clicked on the snail & dragon penis‘ 3 times on Friday, I accidentally clicked on them another 3 times; I forgot Bella & Edward’s anniversary; I went to three cupcake places yesterday and all three were closed; Plus Cam Gigandet’s 27th birthday was yesterday, and I was really pissed cuz my “Important Twi dates” calendar had it wrong and listed his birthday as today, and then I realized instead of being pissed that I missed it I should just be embarrassed that I have an “Important Twi-dates” calendar. So, I need these laughs:


After the jump- a little bonus Monday Funny:

We posted a link to this back in January. I have no idea where I found it- and back then only MrsP, Vickyb & Christa read LTT, so most of you probably haven’t seen this: What if Twilight was a book of Facebook status?

MEYERBOOKThanks for the laughs!


Am I the only one who dreads Mondays? I promised myself in college I’d never ‘live for the weekend’- that I would never hate my job so much that I couldn’t wait to be out of it. Um. Oops. Anyone want to hire me? What’s getting YOU through this Monday?

Is the The Forum?

How about reading grown women writing letters to Rob?

(Source for first funny)

135 Responses

  1. LMAO
    “Bella Swan and Edward Cullen are In a Relationship”
    “Mike Newton is WTF?!!!”

  2. I want to check out the archives, but I have a feeling that I’ll be on your site for HOURS on end and die of dehydration after pissing myself from laughing so much.

    The MeyerFB is WIN.


  3. I feel like now that twitter has taken off, we need a funny of twitter updates. Has anyone here read A Great and Terribly Beauty series by Libba Bray? She posted her own funny about her first book if told through twitter…

    And yes Leigh Anne, starting Hunger games tonight!

  4. LOL that was great!!

  5. Since a fellow lurker has come out today, I am feeling all liberated and stuff.
    So Hi, Greetings from England – home land of your home boy. You guys rock.

    Can you imagine the Facebook status for New Moon?

    Bella is depressed

    Bella is depressed

    Bella is still depressed

    I might come out to my family now… (or not)

  6. You’re giving a new meaning to the phrase “turn me” … LOL .

    The drama that is Robstene, for sure is dropping like a bomb…. but I am happy you all continue to make fun of the mess.

  7. Loved these! My favorite is “Bella Swan is in the hospital but omg Edward is so hot.” Because really isn’t that how we feel watching the whole movie? People are doing things, but omg Edward is so hot!

  8. WOOT!!! Congrats Ladies on shout out from Ms Stephenie! LOVE the Meyerbook! Seriously hilarious, as always!

  9. If Stephenie Meyer is reading this….I ♥ your brain! I ♥ it long time!

  10. I just discovered this blog today, and am now totally addicted. Bribing children with DVDs and junk food so I can hide out and LMAO at all these discussions…. I now know what I will be doing during my insomnia filled nights while the husband is deployed to Afghanistan for 7 months…. Yay!
    Thanks girls….

  11. hahahaha the “meyerbook” is hilarious!!!


    I fell out of my chair, that was great!

  13. Oh My….Meyerbook is hilarious!!!! Love it!!

  14. hehe so I think it’s funny that SMeyer didn’t write out the full name in her post, just “LTT.” So for all the people that are going to google that to see what she’s talking about, what do they find first?? I checked it out:

    Linux Trace Toolkit
    LTT Illuminated Bathtub
    Lateral Thigh Trainer
    Labels That Talk
    Leather Training and Technical

    ohhh and finally, “Pledging to LTT,” there it is! But how many people are going to check out “lateral thigh trainer” first and wonder WTF SMeyer is laughing about!

  15. HAHAHA 😀 I wanna join MEYERBOOK!

  16. from stephenie meyer’s website

    And I also love you, the awesome Twilight (and maybe a few Hosts, too) fandom. I stalk your websites all the time—you guys are hilarious (I recently added LTT to my stalk list; thanks for the laugh lines, ladies).


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  18. […] Monday Funnies: Cuz nothing’s funnier than laughing at Twilight Dear Twilight, I’m so glad we can laugh at your expense. Cuz Lord knows that the list is growing of reasons why I […] […]

  19. What the hell is Stephanie Meyer thinking?

    She obviously has a thing for dumpsters, Filet-o-Fish, Fake Lesbians, Oregano, Sat AM Dirt or Morning Delight, 2nd Hand Embarassment, Unicorns, Quad Break Downs, Monday Funnies, Twilosophy, Stripward, Crappy Pocket/Lil Edward, Fan Made Art & Videos, Chris Hanson, Stuff on My Cat, BFFs Ash & Rach, “This is How you Found Us”, Sunday Morning Worship, One Pic, Two takes, Single Gals Round Table, Storytime with UC and/or Moon., & Moon’s Pap skills!

  20. first funny…. is kinda effed up but so great! second funny… so edward and bella are not listed as friends but they are in a relationship. i loved that alice and jasper tagged bella.

  21. […] Letters to Twilight posted this a while back and re-posted it today. It poses the question: What if Twilight was a book of Facebook status? […]

  22. Hilarious!

  23. Happy Hour got me through this Monday. Actually, I have noticed there have been an increasing number of happy hours the closer I get to the end of my 90-day probation at work. My job may be fun, but it’s high pressure, and I suspect it’s turning me into a lush. In a year or so I fear there will be a movie about me: The 40-Year-Old Cougar. Whatever gets us through, right? Can I get a That’s Normal?

    Ah yes, Meyerbook. So much Win there.

  24. hahaha ❤ it..the facebook one " EDWARD is way pissed

  25. james is off line hehehe

  26. ROTFL!!!!!!! Very f*ckin funny.

  27. Please arrange for me to become best friends with the person who had the “Forks Foacebook” idea.



    just wanted to ask if you’ve seen this
    cuz i just did and im ffffffffreaking out
    anyway, sorry if this is old news 4 you girls
    but i toughth it would be awesome if you
    give your oppinion on this
    i havent decided if im edward’s team
    or jacob’s, but after this im thinking
    J A C O B’s T E A M

    thanks for taking the time reading this
    i tootally love ur page.
    Hugs, Laura here from tijuana mexico ;D

    NEW MOON Preview “Meet Jacob Black” [HD OFFICIAL]

  29. SM reading LTT. You what that means right?

    Rob is sooo reading LTR. He could even be commenting under a false name.

    Although I personally take him for a lurker…

  30. the cartton drawing was funny! and the facebook / meyerbook posting was even funnier!!!! you girls r super funny! love it

  31. […] be having a fangirl freak out too hard on a Monday morning. Especially on a day where we posted a comic about anal and a totally fake account of Moon being Rob’s fake fiance, in detail. Uh, WHOOPS! But such […]

  32. Mmmh I can’t quite you either, just when I thought it can’t get any funnier ….LTT just keep building up ‘you’re my only reason to live….’

  33. I love you eduwart ♥♥

  34. I love your work! I keep coming back for more. ahhhh!

  35. Total WIN!

  36. cool, make more for new moon! 😛

  37. Delicious!!!

  38. L!M!A!O!!!!!!!!

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