Dear LTT darlings & unicorns,
On Friday we wrote a letter about the fake-sorority we’re starting. We had you suggest names for this sorta, kinda sorority, and DIED of laughter at the hilarious things you came up with. We narrowed down our favs & want you to help us decide in a poll:
Thanks to ’86 rabbit, Jena, MegO and Proselyte3 for your suggestions! We both have a favorite, but we won’t say unless our choices win!
Oh, but there’s MORE. Much more. Another sorority THREATENED us! GASP. Check it after the cut
About midday on Friday, we got an email from the gals over at the Twilight Sisterhood (the ones who inspired our fake extremely real sorority) asking if we were baggin’ on them. Our friendly email banter back n’ forth turned hardcore & suddenly we forgot our adult ways & went all 8th grade cheerleader on each other. LTR gals were in varsity while The Twi sisterhood girls stayed in JV, of course. Then Billy & Joey lifted me into the air into a split-lift & saw my Edward Cullen underwear & told all the football players in the locker room. Good news is a couple of them asked me to the dance Friday night. Take that JV cheerleaders from the Twilight Sisterhood! How many offers for sweaty-hand 13 yr old boy dancing did you get today?
The Twilight Sisterhood gals penned a nice little post in our honor
Oh no they diiiiiiidddddddnnnnnttt!
Well, we have to respond. What do we do, members of LTT’s to-be-named-fake-sorority? How about we bring back that “good ol’ feeling” with a nice, old fashioned bake off Rob-Porn-off? Yep! That’s right! We challenge YOU: Twilight Sisterhood, to a Porn-off! It’ll be just like your grandmother used to do with her girlfriends, except that intead of baking with whipped cream and cherries we’ll be captioning pictures with things we’d like Rob to do with whipped cream & cherries (bake us a pie, duh!)
Unfamiliar with Rob Porn? Well, it’s a concept we came up with on 2/12/09 (yes, long before any of the other sites who have ripped it off & called it their own started it) where we show Rob doing or saying things that make us melt (like vacumming, feeding little kids & cleaning the litter box). Just like that “Porn for Women” book everyone has seen & loves. But this is LTT- let’s not discriminate! Let’s extend this to ALL Twi-men. Have a hankerin’ to photoshop a rose into Buttcrack Santa’s teeth and stick him on a tango stage? Be our guest!
Rules: Each team (LTT vs. Twilight Sisterhood) will submit 5 photos of any of the Twi men saying/doing something that women just love. Final 5 choices will be due at the end of the day next Tuesday. We will then all vote for our favs- Twi sisterhood vs. US. Favorite Twi-Porn WINS! Thus declaring the LTT fake-sorority or The Twilight Sisterhood the best in all the land!
LTT gals & unicorns, EMAIL US with your ideas or entries! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Your sisters UC & Moon
- You’ve all heard about the bet Peter Facinelli made about getting 500,000 followers on twitter by Friday, right? Well, all you need to know is follow him here @peterfacinelli & he’ll be happy. Make him happy. He’s delicious
- Hate the crazies who attacked Rob yesterday? Us too. Hate them with Moon over on LTR
- Dude. There is no other reason I’m posting this Taylor picture other than to say DUDE!
- Forum. You know the drill!
- LOVES to Ted C @ E!online Thanks for the email xo
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