Dear LTT Pledges,
The Twilight Sisterhood has been having pledge month this June & we thought of how amazing it would be if we did that here at LTT.
We’re pretty easy-going Sisters, and we only require one task from the following list of initiations to be achieved in order to be accepted into our sorority:
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Yep, make him take off the monkey costume & run around nude with him
Streak naked at a 100Monkey’s show and get Marty, the bananager, to join you. Yell “JASPER” at the top of your lungs the entire time.
- Eat only Twilight conversation hearts for breakfast lunch and dinner ’till you’re rushed to the hospital with sudden onset diabetes.
- Insist that all band aids you receive while AT the hospital be Hot Topic Twilight band aids.
- Head on over to a neighboring sorority or frat and rip a tree (roots intact) out of the ground while screaming “AS IF YOU COULD FIGHT ME OFF.”
- Act out chapter 32 of Wide Awake fan fiction with a male friend, at a church pot luck. In a park. Against a tree. (yep, it’s that chapter)
- Read the mind of the hottest guy at work or school & write down his thoughts in Edward’s calligraphy (And if his thought happens to be “Be Safe”– you’ll get something extra special. Like Sam Bradley’s email address)
- Run miles around a high school wearing a gray peacoat only stopping when you see a van approaching. Stop it with your hand, even if it’s just pulling into a parking spot, safely.
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For extra credit, you & Kristen could also become the newest spokeswomen for PBR
Invite & successfully get Kristen Stewart to join you at a Nascar race where you will ALSO need to have a mullet, like she currently has, and drink Pabst Blue Ribbons until you strip off your clothes and do a ho photoshoot on Dale Jr’s hood (that’s what she said).
- Buy a Volvo. Drive from New York to Forks, WA in 12 hours or under while making home-made mushroom ravioli (I don’t wanna hear that this is impossible to do while driving. Figure it out)
- Kill, filet & bread a mountain lion in Harry Clearwater’s famous fish fry (fine- if you can’t find Harry’s fish fry, you can use whatever your local market sells)
UnintendedChoice & theMoonisDown
Good news is though, my whole gateway 504 issue is resolved! I was apparently riding the techno short bus…now I’m all up to speed and I even get to have recess with the normal kids! yay!
this is me shaking my head up and down and smiling at you and pretending to have even the slightest effing clue as to what you are talking about while i’m mentally undressing rob.
- Rob has a question for us over on LTR
- The Forum is buzzing with activity. Wanna see why? Check it
- Follow us on Twitter & help us get to 2,000 followers this weekend!
- Lauren from Lauren’s Bite is hosting a give-away. GO WIN
- I have a wedgie so far up my butt I’m not sure it’s ever gonna come out (not true- just seeing if anyone reads this far…..crickets….)
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Letters to Twilight 
dying!! i cant wait to see our pledge class!
this one made me LOL “Buy a Volvo. Drive from New York to Forks, WA in 12 hours or under while making home-made mushroom ravioli “
actually… i already did the tree-thing.
well, i didn´t rip it out of the ground, because my arboreal love´s running deep, BUT i did scream and i did pretend to be drunkedward while my friend played drunkella.
because that´s normal.
That’s Normal
I might have to break down and read some fan fiction…
And let me first say… I don’t speak latin and this is the product of googling the translations…
Semptra Ama Crepuscu (SAC)
(First Love Twilight)
I also love that the initials are SAC
cuz i’m a 12 yr olld boy sometimes
hahahah my thoughts too!! such a dirty word
I don’t care what you say…Kristen’s new did is smokin’ hot. She looks exactly like Joan Jett, circa 1978.
And she and I would look smokin’ hot draped across Dale Jr.’s hood.
Ahem.
I will take that challenge. Let the initiations begin.
Wait, I gotta get some PBR. And a pack of Newports…cause I’m alive with pleasure.
p.s. Oh–that’s my submission for the sorority’s name. Alive with Pleasure.
Which would be Alpha Twi Phi in Greek. Or something like that.
oooohh… i likey!
you’re right. you would be smokin’ hot draped across the hood. ahem back
Can I substitute Rainiers for the PBR? I think I have some in my fridge.
vitamin R! official beverage of our sorority mixers
Ok my work computer doesn’t let me even see the Greek characters, so apologies to everyone who thinks my suggested sorority name is three empty boxes 🙂
I’m going for (Epsilon Chi Beta)
which stands for:
ρως – eros – love (of the passionate variety)
χορτοφάγος – hortophagos – vegetarian
βρυκόλακς – Vrykolakes – Vampires
Loving Veggie Vampires!
Or at least i think it does, as I’m not actually fluent in greek it could mean Bald Goat Farmers for all I know!
wow! awesome suggestion! haha.. we have some greek readers, so we’ll see if they know!
Twilight Alpha Pi Rob Omega Beta (TAPROB)
I don’t know latin either so I just took a swing at it and added the Greek alphabet that I knew and tied in a little Rob and Twilight. The initials are pretty great though.
This one gets my vote.
ha ha …VOTE!
TAPROB….yes, please.
This one *SO* get’s my vote…
All seven of my pocket-Edward’s have their arm raised too!
So… eight votes here!
You have SEVEN pocket-Edwards?
I don’t have a Pocket Edward, but i’m also raising my arm and voting for this name – BRILLIANT!!! 😀
Vote!
TAPROB, I love it!
i cant stop laughing. you get my vote too!
We were both on the same track with Tap. Only I was thinking of us being the ones getting tapped.
I thought of Tappa Fine Cougar.
A suggestion to our pledges. To get our friend Leather Tuscadero up there to go anywhere wth you, leave a trail of weed.
Ok, they make Twilight bandaids??? And here I was thinking my Mickey Mouse one I stole from my 3 year old this morning was cool! I could have Edward checking out my pigs all day!!
Dale Jr is seriously a dirty human being…if he wasn’t a NASCAR driver he would just be a redneck working in the shop of a car dealership (not that there is anything wrong with that).
Don’t knock PBR…Smithe’s Old Bar here in Atlanta sells them in the big cans and I have one every time I go and have a GIANT cheeseburger!
But I MIGHT be a little on the country side.
all our hipster friends drink PBR, so we’re okay with that!
You can totes buy the bandaids on Hot Topic’s website. True story.
I don’t even own the movie.
But going to Hot Topic makes me feel like the kids today think I’m cool…so I may go and get those.
First of all, this…
“Buy a Volvo. Drive from New York to Forks, WA in 12 hours or under while making home-made mushroom ravioli (I don’t wanna hear that this is impossible to do while driving. Figure it out)”
Done it…. Annnnnnnd, my nails, while translating the Battle Hymn of the Republic into Arabic.
Next…
“Act out chapter 32 of Wide Awake fan fiction with a male friend, at a church pot luck. In a park. Against a tree. (yep, it’s that chapter)”
Done it!….wanna know what else I’ve done at church? Er, um…I mean…sanctify my mind? Ask Kellen, he’ll back my story up. 🙂
‘Gamma Gamma Grab Robnana?’
‘The Dumpster Diva Society’
‘Sparklepeen Prolongation Activists’
Done it…. Annnnnnnd, my nails, while translating the Battle Hymn of the Republic into Arabic.
LMAO!!!!!
And I change my vote for the name to The Dumpster Diva Society.
There is a bar here in Atlanta called The Dumpster…we can have our meetings there.
‘Society for the Advancement of Twi-Derangement’
‘Jawporn Organization International’
hahahahhahahaha
GAMMA GAMMA GRAB ROBNANA
omg
–Head on over to a neighboring sorority or frat and rip a tree (roots intact) out of the ground while screaming “AS IF YOU COULD FIGHT ME OFF.”
Does it count if I yell “As if I would WANT to?!?!?!” at the television screen every time I watch the movie?
“As if I would WANT to?!?!?!”
waaaahhahaha!!! that’s hysterical. I’m going to do that from now on.
is it wrong that when I listen to the book on tape, I finish sentences? yikes.
Oh it’s a Rocky Horror in the making isn’t it? Before long there will be midnight showings at local art theaters and we’ll all be wearing blue prom dresses with Converse on one foot and a cast on the other. We’ll throw glitter so we all sparkle in the meadow. We’ll shout, “Is if I would WANT to?!?!?!” back to Edward, and we’ll cry “Someone get her a Maalox!” when Bella wakes up.
Seriously! Has anyone else noticed she looks like she’s suffering from acid reflux?
Husband’s coming home this weekend soooo I’ll read chapter 32 and see if I can achieve intiation into this ‘soriety’ {is it a club, being English living in Ireland not sure} and my personnal favourite so far {just because the image is imprinted on my brain} is “the Dumpster Diva Society”…..I know it’s not as classy as some but I’m sure Rob won’t mind…..
Wait.. they don’t have fraternities and sororities in Europe?
WOW… Yes, it’s a club for slutty blondes to pretend to do good but really just get drunk & be slutty with frat boys.
hahahahaha can you tell I wasn’t in a sorority? and I’m not impressed w/ the sorority girls I know? Would someone who WAS in a sorority and did something other than blow frat boys explain it to our dear friend here?
🙂
I was in a sorority and that isn’t TOO far off. HA!!!
No it is a group of girls that basically come together (for a fee) to celebrate the same ‘ideals’ and philanthropy. A sisterhood. The first step in social networking. Alot of times it is a tradition past down from grandmothers to mothers to daughters.
Wait, I wasn’t in a sorority. But I am blonde…and slutty. And I don’t feel the love. >sniff< Don't judge me.
LMAO!!!!!
Thanks for the explaination girls…..I think I can allow myself to belong to our soriety especially when the ‘frat boys’ we are going to blow are Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob……..
Well, I was in a fake sorority in college (Rho Rho Boata), but from what I gather of the real sororoties you have to pledge to get into a sorority, then if they like you they will mistreat and humiliate you for a few months and then once that is over you get to be One Of The Girls who party, do community service, hold mixers where they get drunk and go home with frat boys, and call each other by their ridiculous pledge names for the rest of their lives. In some states you can even live in a skeezy house with all your ‘sisters’.
Hey, do we all need to go out and get a Yellow Tea Rose and be prepared to drink from the Secret Pink Chalise of Sisterhood?
And can our secret handshake actually be the bat trick that Jasper does in the movie?
That would be incredible! I vote for that handshake for sure.
Unless we can somehow do a “special handshake” with Rob instead.
….
“I have a wedgie so far up my butt I’m not sure it’s ever gonna come out (not true- just seeing if anyone reads this far…..crickets….)”
Jaws of life perhaps? 😉
@Moon/@UC…oops, this was supposed to be posted at LTR. Unless of course UC you also needed some help with a similar problem?
I’m confused. I said this on this post…..
OMG! You’re right! That’s it, more coffee, less commenting.
Damn you late night fan fiction, damn you!
LOL. I can’t even count how many nights I’ve stayed up reading fanfiction….
and avoiding peeing!
What? It interrupts the flow of the story….
Unnnleeesssssssss…. I bring my laptop with me! Such a smart idea!
It really does disturb the flow…good to have a plan.
would peeing in a cup while driving 95 in a yellow 1990 Volvo wagon that was nicknamed “The Box” while on I80 through Chicago be close enough to get me in?
Also, LOVE and would gladly rush any of the following
– Twilight Alpha Pi Rob Omega Beta (TAPROB) – niiiccccce Meg O!
– Gamma Gamma Grab Robnana – I ❤ you Proselyte3!
wow… that’s an amazing pee story!!!!!!!!!!!!
That IS an impressive pee story. I’ve only ever peed in a cup while someone else was driving. I pride myself on the level of difficulty this demands.
❤ u back! xo
REALLY impressive. My most impressive peeing is peeing in the woods without splash marks on my shoes!
hahaha! yeah, I was lucky it was an automatic and there were no bumps! I was late for a Lemonheads concert and totes couldn’t find an off ramp that wouldn’t get me lost…
Thanks! I have to say I like the Gamma Gamma Grab Robnana one too
I like the sound of The Sisterhood of the Sparklepeen. As for my initiation, how about making a years supply of homemade hot pockets then sitting behind dumpster waiting to give it to him…thats what she said…all while keeping the Heinie cold and never losing communication with the forum.
I’d give you my vote.
Whoever said “Dumpster Diva’s” I’m in, until I can some up with something more creative later. But that’s the most RAD I can think of for now. (Yup, I’ve decided to try and bring back RAD, at least for the weekend).
I wasn’t in a sorority either…..but I would LOVE to be in this one! SAC is funny, but I love TAPROB….
I’m a good cook, so I think I’ll go with the mountain lion fish fry, and have you all over to wash it down with Rainier Tall Boys….
oh wait we are in sorority, I will just get a keg.
‘ Twilight Fangirl Contempt Enthusiasts’
‘ Boxer Shorts Appreciation Society’
‘ RPattz Cougar Bait Foundation’ (wait…that’s just for me.)
CC R
Commando Cougars for Rob
*snort*
first, TAPROB is hilarious.
is but im gonna have to put in a vote for a simple OME, omicron mu epsilon.
OK, changed mind…I can do that, I’m a woman. I am now more inclined to vote for :
Gamma Gamma Grab Robnana – cause I do, I really do want to grab his Robnana. Real BAD!
BAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA.
you know………….. i’m a little upset. You ask me for my assistance in disproving Robsten and then you go and start a sorority and come up with pledge activities without consulting me… who was once the most evil pledgemaster in all of Pennsylvania. me, who had to lie, steal, and cheat her way out of nasty predicaments involving pledging. Me, who loved to torture… well you get my drift. anyways, you really didn’t need it. excellent, excellent pledge activities.
now let me go consult my greek alphabet to determine the best acronymn for us. If it’s good, i’m getting butt pants. true story.
hahahahahahaha
dude we need an indepth background check on ALL ltt/ltr gals so we know who to consult for future posts.
oh and dont worry about the outfits we got that covered!
P.S.
i’m pretty sure today’s “Blurbs from the forum’s Topic Mods” just proves that my “mod” status is purely there for the entertainment of all… as i have no effing clue about anything technical. Because i was getting the gateway 504 and still had no clue as to what Kristin was talking about. yeah i’m that girl.
and I felt dumb for calling it the techno short bus, but that is all I could think of! LMAO. So you are saying you even a level below me? so basically you can play the Oregan Trail and thats all?
let’s just say i’ve been known to forge a river or two in my time while avoiding getting scurvy.
i’ve also found carmen sandiego in the united states… and eventually all over the world. i’m stealth. why do you think i’m so good at knowing about rob now. practice.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! So much so I couldn’t hardly answer the phone at work! Oh my gosh this is hilarious!
“Insist that all band aids you receive while AT the hospital be Hot Topic Twilight band aids. ”
Priceless!
“Head on over to a neighboring sorority or frat and rip a tree (roots intact) out of the ground while screaming “AS IF YOU COULD FIGHT ME OFF.”
This is the one that I couldn’t answer the phone, I was laughing to hard.
“Run miles around a high school wearing a gray peacoat only stopping when you see a van approaching. Stop it with your hand, even if it’s just pulling into a parking spot, safely. ”
Am I weird for actually wanting to go do this!? Of course not, that’s normal!
Name of your sororiety:
Wanna Tap a Vampa
(I apologize if this is a double reply, but when I clicked reply a second ago it took me to the wordpress home page. Strange.)
I really like Wanna Tap a Vampa because a.) it’s true and b.) when you say it fast and together it does sound like Greek letters. Very clever!
I, too, think the van thing would be funny. I’d love to see the face of the person driving! ha!
Ha! I like Wanna Tap a Vampa because a.) it’s true and b.) when you say it fast and together like that it sounds like Greek letters. Very clever!
I, too, think the van thing would be fun. I’d love to see the face of the person driving.
Still voting for the TAPROB 😀
But remembered something I forgot in my reply
UC –
I hate it when that wedgie thing happens – especially if you are in a place or position where you cannot do anything about it 😀
you guys need to do a letter to my boy peter soon
that man is hilarious. From his twitter, “I wonder if I can talk Chris Weitz int putting “Single Ladies” in New Moon. When Edward leaves Bella. Cut to close up of Bella.Cue Music?lol”
and my vote is for TAPROB
Did you see when he posted the followup?
no, but this is extroidinary
LOVE PETER
Oh my gosh, Peter is hilarious!
GAMMA GAMMA GRAB ROBNANA!!!!!
I’m with Janet, I so want to grab his Robnana!
I like Dumpster Diva Society too. Ooh, too many good choices.
BTW, I was on hold with Waste Management yesterday and they told me to go to dumpster.com for info. LMAO! I so wanted to look it up and see if they had any pics of Rob.
Dumpsterdiving.us is available, I looked – which LTR gal wants to run another Rob site? 😉
torn between SAC and TAPROB quite awesome!
I love this! How about Veni Vidi Vamp as the sorority? Rho Omicron Beta (ROB)? Rho Tau Pi (Robert Thomas Pattinson)?
We need t-shirts with these greek letters too!
I’m from Ontario,Canada…I hope I can still be a member of the sorority…I am totally living up to the 11th commandment….ask my husband 🙂 He now refers to Rob as my vampire boyfriend,lol. Glad he has tolerance for my obsession. I like the sound of TAPROB…boy would I love to tap him. One of the beer companies should name a brew after him…then when I go to a pub I could ask if they have Rob on Tap…yumm..tall frosty mug with the foam running over the side….I can taste him,sorry, the beer now. Someone slap me…need to snap out of it….
“Head on over to a neighboring sorority or frat and rip a tree (roots intact) out of the ground while screaming “AS IF YOU COULD FIGHT ME OFF.”
LMAO love this! we don’t have sororities or frats here in my country but I could do that in my backyard, does that count?
I’m torn between GAMMA GAMMA GRAB ROBNANA! and TAPROB.. mmm what about TAPROBNANA?
I like TAPROB but if we want to be more professional like a real greeky type sorority name maybe…
Twi Vamp Pi
damn you all are so creative. THANK GOD! LOL!
The only thing I could come up with was “stupid lambda”…lmao. LAMESPICE! but if you want to embellish on that…go for it!
All the laughing from this post made me cramp up. and I thank you from the bottom of my heart for adding in the part about wearing a peacoat!
Oh and PS – I am practicing the tree removal right now. Seeing as we had mountain lion for dinner last night…..
LOL! I don’t think Stupid Lambdas is Lamespice at all.
this post was an epic win! definitely top 10 material.
i could not stop laughing.
LMAO at pretty much everything on this page. The peacoat option had me practically peeing my pants, because I have a friend who I’ve actually seen do something like that, although she wasn’t wearing a peacoat. It wasn’t Twi-related, but still pretty frikking funny. That bitch was crazy.
Sorority names…hmmm, I’ll have to think about that one. Get back to you. The ones already listed are pretty good!
Oh and if you’re Greek, like actually from Greece Greek, I need to talk to you. Get a hold of me : )
I wonder if pledging to the LTT sorority will affect my current pledge status for the Beta Rho Theta Phi Chi Kappa (BRTPCK) fraternity?
I surely hope not. No offense to you guys, but I would MUCH rather join that fraternity…
Consider this my official pledge/vote for TAPROB.
I’m (unfortunately) claiming a Chapter 32 on this one… but it was a long time ago under a campanile on a college campus far, far, away.
COOOKIE!!!
This entire post was chock full of LOL’s!
I’ve never been in a sorority or sisterhood of any sorts, I’d love to be part of GAMMA GAMMA GRAB ROBNANA…because don’t we all? 😉
Here are some options.
Forks Underground Coven/Cullen Kids (FUCK)
Forks Awesome Netstalkers Group (FANG)
Died In Vampire Arms (DIVA)
Dumpster International Vampire Alliance (DIVA)
Army Looking Into Capturing Edward (ALICE)
Bella Italia Tasting Ensemble (BITE)
Or we could make a pair of Pattinson Pants that magically fit us all and be the Sisterhood of the Travelling Pattinson Pants.
“Head on over to a neighboring sorority or frat and rip a tree (roots intact) out of the ground…”
Done and Done!! And it was from the front yard of Chi Omega. I technically didn’t yell but will it still count???
Let’s not forget our mascot (unicorn perhaps? a wolf?), colors (is sparkle technically a color?) and of course- a song!
RT HELP @peterfacinelli http://twitpic.com/7971j on twitter..we need everyone’s help..change your default pic to this one..and let’s make him a trending topic..:)
I know I’m late to the game, what about
HHH (eta eta eta)
for His Holy Hotness……
Lambda Tau Tau (LTT- Letters To Twilight!)… Lambda’s don’t look like L’s really, which is unfortunate, but your short version/nickname could be “Lamb T T” as in the lion and the lamb!
Yes?…No?…
[…] Friday we wrote a letter about the fake-sorority we’re starting. We had you suggest names for this sorta, kinda sorority, and DIED of laughter […]
Count me in the sorority.
Totally in.
I was never a part of one, but I figure this is way better than those lame ass ones in college.
I think Wanna Tapa Vampa IS ftw.
Awesome, good job girls.
🙂 Ash
Wheres Chapter 32?