Thanks, but we already know we’re fabulous

Dear Twilight,

I don’t understand who is reading this when I write “Dear Twilight.” Is it you, Stephanie? Or the CEO of Summit Entertainment? Don’t tell me it’s just an intern at Little, Brown and Company publishing because I’ll quit right now. It better be the entire cast of Twilight- seriously.

We appreciate all the “Your Blog is Fabulous” awards, but we already know this- Rob tells us every night.

Fine, we’ll play along:



The way this game starts is with sharing our top-addictions in life. This is so that you can learn more about your fabulous bloggers UnintendedChoice & theMoonisDown. We have the following 5:

  1. Champagne with Lizzy Pattinson while watching Pattinson family home videos
  2. Listening to Rob say “hamburger” and “underpants”
  3. Washing our unmentionables on Taylor’s washboard abs
  4. Backcombing Robert and Jasper’s bouffants
  5. Going with Daddy Lautner to Mcdonalds for Filet-o-Fish Fridays

Now, to share the fabulous blog love around, here are our picks for the top 5 fabulous blogs:

  1. Lauren’s Bite: Cuz she’s adorable, hilarious and would kill us if we didn’t give her the #1 spot since we talk to her on a daily basis. (She would get our #1 spot even if we didn’t live in fear of her wrath because we love her that much. Plus she invited the term “Pocket Edward.” Seriously. You can Google it. See if anyone said “Pocket Edward” before she did. They didn’t. While you’re there see if anyone took pictures with Pocket Edward before we did. They didn’t. We win)
  2. Robsessed: Because NO ONE brings us better or faster Rob news than Gozde & Dani. Plus Gozde is Turkish, and we like to refer to her as our “Turkish Delight” (which is where the named “Sat. am Delight” came from for LTR). We actually just thought of that right now. Awesome.
  3. Rob Pattinson Loves Me: Because they have video versions of our letters but funnier. And next time we’re in NYC we’re having drinks with them. And drink-talking about Robert Pattinson is amazing. They also promised Lizzy would show up with a bottle of champagne
  4. Confessions of a TwiCrack Addict: Cuz this girl’s GOT IT and DOES IT perfectly every time (plus risks getting fired and/or losing her husband over it)
  5. Cullen Boys Anonymous: Cuz they talk about the Cullen Boys and Robward is a Cullen boy and they pretend to spread the love equally but in real life focus more on Rob… so they win

We hate doing these things because we don’t like choosing favorites. And we could only chose 5, but we wanted to shout out to these amazing sites that either mentioned us or are just so freakin’ delightful. They are in no particular order (except best to worst- JK): The Danger Magnet, Pillow Biters, Twilight-Headed, ’86 Rabbit, New Moon Movie (dot) Org


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What are your top 5 addictions related to Twilight? Do you sing Perry Farrell at the top of your lungs (please stop if you do)? Do you count Rob Pattinson’s locks of hair instead of counting sheep? Share your Twilight-related addictions with us in the comments and we’ll pick our fav for an awesome fake prize.

28 Responses

  1. Girls, you are right. I would have beat you up. But thanks for being afraid of me and giving me the award! Yay! Love you!

    Anyway…Rob totally says “cheeseburger” in a way that provokes a need for a special hug. It’s almost like a siren call.

  2. YOU ARE!!! Does it say anything about how awesome you are (or how insane I am) that I actually check this blog before I check my email in the morning?

    Besides that, I check almost every blog you mentioned above (in the correct order :)) many times an hour…i mean a day.

    I STILL have the bootleg version of my TW movie on my iPod, just in case

    I talk to my door size Edward while I am “doing work at my computer” AND he talks back

    This is all I feel comfortable admitting to right now….

    • hahahaha us before email. you rule vicky and you might need to have your head examined. PLEASE take me with you, i need it too.

  3. I am addicted to sending people emails pretending to be Edward Cullen. I went as far as to create him his own gmail account. I even type in his “voice”. It is quite magical.

    Oh wait…that’s not me. That is some other crazy sending ME fake imposter Edward emails.

    • So for some reason I can see you actually doing that and it being okay/acceptable/funny, but the fact that it’s someone else is just disturbing lol

    • OMG fake edward send me an email??!! i need those kind of laughs in my life!

  4. Thanks for making me pee in my pants with laughter and all the hilarious 2nd hand embarrassed stories. You guys are awesome!! xoxo

  5. I got this award as well. I need to get my acceptance posted up for tomorrow on my blog!

  6. One of my addictions is Rob’s music – for the last three days I’ve been humming “Let Me Sign” And of course I love reading LTT and LTR. And then there is blogging. I have to remind myself sometimes that I run a Twilight blog, not a Rob blog…LOL

  7. I knew you’d do it up right, UC and Moon. That’s why I picked you. 🙂

  8. Someone great (ahem!) once had the idea for a fantastic t-shirt which would read: “I May Or May Not Like Twilight.”

    That is my Twilight obsession.

    Oh, and afternoon IM breaking it down “conferences.” Good times.

  9. Thanks for the honorable mention. We at The League appreciate it. xoxo

  10. Uh, yeah, Top 5? More like top 20. I have a plethora of sites I check multiple times a day. LTT and LTR included. 🙂 So obviously I am addicted to any and all news of Twilight and all Pictures of Rob.
    I also still have the Twilight soundtrack in my cd player. (Just for the record I usually skip the Perry Prom Piece.)
    I am also addicted to replacing KStew’s face in the movie promo shots with my own and then putting it as my face book profile pic. I also may or may not have replaced Rob’s with my husbands. Whether I did it or not depends on what the punishment for EVER replacing Rob’s face might be. It’s shameful and I am second-hand embarrassed of myself, but once it goes on facebook there is no taking it back and that may be punishment enough.

  11. my newest Twi-related addiction:

    in casual conversation, whenever my friends express disbelief or uncertainty at something i’m saying or something i’ve done (for better or for worse), i’ll credit Twilight. but i try to figure out a different way to throw it in each time, or a different thing to credit, so one day, it’s “the twilight power”, the next day it’s “the twilighter nation”, the next day it’s “my PhD in twilosophy”, the next day it’s “my homegirl alice” (yes, i’ve been known to use words like “homegirl” in conversation, and yes, i’m as white as that makes me sound), etc.

    • hahah homegirl.

      ps it’s ALWAYS twilosophy. i need to get my degree since i’ve been teaching it so long

  12. My addiction….I shamelessly bring my Twilight book (just started my 3rd read) to family dinner, openingly read as I wait for the food to come, and still manage to convert the friend my cousin brought.

  13. With all the time I spend feeding my twilight addiction online, how did it take me so long to read your site? I expect to be a regular commenter on your entertaining musings!

    Here are a few of my favorite Twilight obsessions:

    1) Imagining how the Twilight vampires would look riding on the Metro train while I ride to work—or in other various uncomfortable, potentially awkward, human situations
    2) Timing my morning routine to the Twilight soundtrack (I enter the shower to Supermassive Black Hole, sing along to Decode, exit the shower after Leave Out All the Rest, brush my teeth, do my make-up, and other various grooming tasks until Never Think, and then I blow dry and style my hair until the end of Bella’s Lullaby) THE ONLY SONG I SKIP IS THE PERRY FARRELL SONG!!!!
    3) Passing items to people by pushing them around with a closed fist (ala Edward in the biology scenes)
    4) Saying “I don’t know” in a British accent and giggling when asked questions
    5) Saying “I feel very protective of _______” when someone asks to borrow something of mine ( I really need to stick to book quotes, but this one is just so hilarious to me)

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