(*moon note- i found this pic and sent over to UC because we think this is taylor’s dad and we KNEW we had to hit it with a ‘one picture, two takes’*)
Take One – UnintendedChoice
Dear Taylor,
If this is the future you, I’m gonna have to re-think giving you my sister, Wolfgirl, to be your girlfriend.
Love,
UnintendedChoice
a
Take Two – Themoonisdown
Dear Taylor’s Dad –
I love that you eat McDonalds while Taylor is working out.
Bear hugs and Big Macs,
Themoonisdown
PS I ❤ you taylors dad! seriously, you are my new love affair. don’t run!
Pic from the Gossip Girls. Check out the creepy bio pic of Taylor!
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Letters to Twilight 
Dear Mr Taylor (he he),
Is that an actual walking stick you are resting on? Or is it a device intended to make your son go ‘faster, higher, stronger’ in his wolfish-workouts? Either way you should know that
sharing your son’s anabolic steroids is not enough – you have to exercise like a freak at the same time. Ask mini-me to explain it to you over a bowl of 6 egg yolks.
Sincerely,
The Captain
i didn’t even notice the walking stick! i think it totally is!
it’s his rolley suitcase, had to crop it out! sadly not a grandpa cane
I think he is cuddly and huggable and probably a very down dude. I’d totally eat tacos with him.
oh come on- you laughed a LOT at the title of the post- filet-o-fish edition? moon is brilliant
I didn’t even catch the Filet-o-Fish reference…so yeah, I laughed when I went back and read it.
Still…I’d eat tacos with him. And then give him a belly rub while teaching him proper picnic etiquette.
100% i want to hug him! he seems like a fun times dad! thus why he is my new obsession
Hmmm…wonder what the mom looks like?
Hmmmm, Mr Taylor or JStew??? Defs Mr. Taylor. JStew probably only goes to McD’s when he has the munchies!
@Moon. I saw that pic a while back and all I could think was, “Is he trying to be Sexy like our Rpattz?”. Not working. Just creepy.
Vickyb, LOL, when you put the choice of dads that way, Mr. Lautner seems like a safe, normal choice. The KStew Spawner probably doesn’t clean up as nice. And definitely smells a little.
i have no idea where you come up wth these things, but they are FUNNY.
Keep the filet-o-fish references coming…
P.s. Where do you guys come up for all your random names for things?
ie: glow worm, wolf girl
they are genius
we’re just weird and say the first things that come to mind! glow worm was easy cuz she actually looks like a glow worm…
🙂
malia- our brains are twisted dark places where things like filet-o-fish and sour puss run wild while rob works out to olivia newton john.
scary scary place 😀
that and sometimes we’re just terribly bored.
@Moon – LMAO!! Seriously, out loud, in the office, I just laughed!!
ONJ!!!!!
LOL!! for real i couldn’t stop laughing when i read the letter about rob working out, i was right in the middle of class too! just picturing rob in those doc martins jammin’ to let’s get physical, PHYSICAL! ohh man you’re pure evil/hilarious genius =D
Good call on the Filet-o-Fish.!
So what is Taylor?
Partial Native American?
Pacific Islander?
Or is Taylor just a tan boy with sharper fangs than Edward, that they thought would make a good wolf?
I am not hatin’…just wonderin’…
Now onto his dad…killer walking stick, dude.
apparently NONE of the above. he said in an interview he’s caucasian. weird cause the boy is totally dark with black hair. genetics never cease to amaze!
anyone have a picture of taylors mom??
Just watched an old interview on EW that said his darker skin comes from his Mom’s french side.
I think he said his ancestry includes german and french too
whoa, did I just throw out the word ancestry on LTT?
Maybe he found Taylor in a basket on his doorstep?
Taylor has said in interviews that he found out through doing the movie that is partial native American on his moms side… Btw 🙂
Since malia mentioned ancestry, when is that book by SM supposed to be coming out.?..the one with the geneological charts, etc.
well originally it was supposed to be dec then got pushed to AUGUST or some nonsense and last i hear it was SUMMER. so lord knows.
whenever smeyer is good n ready.
id rather he release midnight sun, but thats just me 🙂
Oh, moon, I totally agree, I would give up my kids to read a full and complete MS!
Kidding..sort of.. 😉
@ Sass – I’ve had that damn book preordered since January. Amazon keeps asking me if I’m sure I still want it…since THEY have no idea on the release date.
What makes me mad is why put a release date in BD if you are not even going to come close to meeting it?!?
I hope that isn’t taylor’s dad. The father doesn’t look like the son, but…stranger things have happend. McDonald’s pwns the french fries!
xoxo
Alexx
Dude! Justin Chon improvised the retarded worm line… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlNCSX5HS2U
And…. tonights access clip:
http://www.accesshollywood.com/video_1054644&dst=ah|widget|Access%20Hollywood%20Video&__source=ah|widget|Access%20Hollywood%20Video
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i guess the native american part of him doesnt come from his dads side. nor does the good looking part…
hmm so THAT’S who my stepfather’s gonna be. not too bad i guess. now that i kno wat he looks like i won’t be too afraid to go over my speech w/ him on how Taylor and I should date/get married before he turns 28. If my speech doesn’t work (which it should) well then there’s always a bribe…….hmmm
you mean father-in-law?
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