Dear Twilight,
I must be really out of it here because I thought I had read/seen/heard everything related to you that was published in the last 2 years, but I totally missed this one. MSN did a hilarious post called “Twilight- the lost Script” back in November. I captured the pictures and hilarious convo for my blog so that I can read it forever into eternity. It’s that good.
Love,
UnintendedChoice
Click to make the pics bigger and laugh along with me!
The hilarity continues after the jump. You don’t want to miss this!
Click and zoom (yeah, like you do with every full-length picture you see of Rob)
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Letters to Twilight 
I had seen this before…and LOVE IT!! I’m glad I’m one of the fans that can appreciate (and actually really enjoy) the spoofs.
this is HILARIOUS!!! very cool ^^
I love references to that hideous Members Only jacket.
You know it’s on the list…fasting and praying…”No Members Only jackets in New Moon, please.”
Awww, I like the Members Only jacket. I love Rob in throw back gear. Plus, if the budget isn’t much better, they may only be able to afford thrift store clothes.
Although, if you want to keep true to the book, Alice would NEVER let Edward go out in thrift store gear.
Oh man, now I’m torn!
I’ve seen it before too, but loved it again. Thanks for the laugh!
lol
Seen it and loved it. Thanks for the oldie and goodie!
My two cents on the Member’s Only Jacket…I want to join his club!
Yes saw it before but once is never enough….and I would like to become a member please! Where do I sign??
“Do you think she has an undiagnosed inner ear infection?” this is by far the BEST explanation for Bella’s clumsiness. lol
“odiferous oral issue”
“dastardly cur”
“perpetually empty womb”
LMAO!
And dare we hope for a pair of OP shorts in New Moon?
I feel so bad for LTT. I feel like it gets no love… only 10 comments on this post – which might I mention I had never seen before either and it’s HILARIOUS – and there has been over 1,000 comments on LTR in the last 2 days alone. 😦
Dear LTT,
I still love you and I still come visit you everyday!
Love always,
xoMe.
hahaha this is awesome
“my alabaster fairy”
Thanks UC! I thought I had scoured the net like crazy for Twilight stuff but I guess I missed this gem. Love it! – especially the one with Edward and James.
hahahaha never seen this before. absolutely hilarious!
I had never seen these before. Hilarious!! Thanks for posting them.
Hugely funny!! Thanks for posting these! I can always count on you for making me laugh!!
That was freakin hilarious! I hadn’t come across that one yet, so much thanks for sharing it. 🙂
LOL! I’d never seen that before. Thanks for sharing.
“…fake as Nigerian banking chain letters.” LOL!
LOVE IT…almost peed my pants!!
I read this in January and I just lmaoed! I love the 2nd one when Edward and Bella are talking…the “BELLA: I like this jacket a lot better.” That’s my favorite. ^^
xoxo
Alexx
Hehe! I hadn’t seen this one before either! Gah! I have some disturbing, but hilarious, images in my head now! IE, Edward acting like one of those adapted rail things old people have in their bathrooms so bella doesnt fall in…
I think I’ll have to use the “kiss me unchastely, you sexy beast” line next time the moment arises.
OMFG! Glistening like a little girls toy pony! Thats awesome!
LMFAO!! this is too freaking funny! You can’t even defend it and say edward doesn’t talk like that but he SOOO does! =P oh well i still love him 🙂
Loved this 🙂 May have to try to write my own spoof
i so said to my friend when we went and saw twilight “why is edward wearing a members only jacket?”.
This is pretty funny. I haven’t seen the movie, but I’m a big fan of Nikki Reed. She has a new movie coming out later this year called Chain Letter. Not that you guys are old enough to see it. 😉
i believe being 25 means I’m old enough to see whatever I want 🙂
That has made my day.
oh i’m so glad, carrie! you’ve made OUR day!
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ❤ JACOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUR SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!