Dear Letters to Twilight girls (and to the boys/men who are reading along with their gfs/wives and/or reading on their own b/c they just love our hilarity):
A tragedy has occured. I received this e-mail from a dear friend this morning:
I was just telling [my male friend at work] B that we had a Guitar Hero / Twilight-night planned for Wednesday with an emphasis on “twilight”. *insert comment from me- I was so excited to play “Knights of Cydonia” by Muse after seeing Twilight at the $2.00 theatre, but sadly I already have plans for Wednesday (and I’m hoping to cancel those for my Groundhog Day present)
To which he responded “I fear this question will show my ignorance, but…..what is Twilight?”
1. Do you think he’s serious?
2. Assuming he is, where do we even start? Maybe he needs to meet JPO’s unicorn…
UnintendedChoice, can you help B, as you are most expert among us? Any links to your blog that may help him understand?
UnintendedChoice to the rescue!
WHAT are we going to do about this awful piece of news? We cannot let B go around this world ignorant. I think we need to come up with a quick synopsis of what Twilight is. No- not a recap of the 4 stories- he can find that online, but the TWI-LIFE (The good life), our twi-world.. how do we encapsulate Twilight and all it’s utter-gloriousness into a few sentences?
Please help B by leaving your ideas in the comments. I think we can all agree that we just cannot leave this atrocity alone. We MUST save the day, thus saving B’s life.
Ps: my mom always told me I was melodramatic when I was growing-up. Isn’t that weird?