Dear Unicorn-Man-Reading-Eclipse in Terminal 4, Sky Harbor Airport-
What chapter where you on when I first spotted you? And who is that woman hanging over your shoulder reading? She looked like either your mom or a weird girlfriend you met on Eharmony.com who’s making you read the Twilight Series to prove your love. Is it wrong I wanted to join you and ask questions?? Maybe we should start an airport book club?
So either airports are Unicorns* favorite hiding places or this is the same dude that Christapie saw last week on her flight! Only this time I saw a man reading ECLIPSE! And as irony/luck would have it I was on the phone with UnintendedChoice! We were discussing having just seen Twilight for the 4th and 5th time when I turned to my right and saw my first Twilight related Unicorn. I started whispering to UnintendedChoice, “OMG there’s a Unicorn here reading Eclipse!!! I have to take a picture!! I wonder what chapter he’s on?”
So dear Unicorns wherever we may find you… don’t fear us or our camera phones… we’re really just interested in what you think of this vampire love story and if you’re as obssessed as we are.
Love and questions,
PS Sorry for the crappy quality of this cameraphone pic… i turned the flash off and had to zoom in
*A Unicorn is a term we use to refer to mythical creatures… meaning people we’ve only heard exist but have never seen in real life, i.e.: a man reading Twilight/A male Twilight fan*