Dear Edward,
Now that you got it over with Bella, do you mind stopping over to show me how you do it? I have this really ugly headboard that is too big to fit in our trashcans…
I’ll be waiting,
me (xo)
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Letters to Twilight 
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eddie got rid of his v card
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