*SPOILERS*
Dear Breaking Dawn-
I just finished you this morning. Here are my thoughts about the book in order of importance…
01. RENESMEE?!! REALLY? wtf kinda name is that?
02. Alice. Always bet on Alice
03. KILL the Volturi PLEASE! I beg of you… why not??
So yea, it’s bittersweet. I’ve been putting it off for days but now it’s finally here. On one hand I’m excited I know everything but on the other hand it’s over… And I can’t really say the ending was how i would have ended it or that it’s my favorite book in the series cause that honor will always belong to Eclipse. But here we are none the less… now I can talk freely with everyone about the series and get excited about the companion book (uh why is this not out in time for xmas? dumb) and the impending movies… speaking OF they’ve announced Catherine Hardwick’s replacement, Chris Weitz, and he’s already wrote the fans a nice little letter which Stephenie Meyer comments on on her site. Maybe we can get him to moonlight here on ‘Letters to…’ while he’s directing (HINT HINT, SUMMIT ENT, are you listening!!??)
So anyway now into Midnight Sun and back to Jackson Rathbone videos to make me laugh.
XO,
Me
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Letters to Twilight 
Dear Letters to Twilight Bloggers,
I always appreciate your updates about the future of the twilight series. I recently became and aunt and would like to introduce my niece to twilight while she is still young and malleable. Is there any word of talk between Summit/Chris Wietz and the Baby Einstein masterminds?
Leanne,
I haven’t heard about the collaboration between Summit and Baby Einstein; however, the Morman church has taken an interest. Because of the wild success of their darling, Stephenie Meyer (of course you know she’s a devout Morman) they’ve decided to use the message of chastity and abstinence in their sunday school classes at LDS churches all over America.
They’ll be targeting children in the 2-3 year old range. I believe this would be a perfect fit for your neice, so our suggestion would be to join your local LDS church and let the felt boards teach your neice how to “just say no” when tempted by sexual intercourse.
im thinking why stop there?! let’s go in utero! pipe in sounds of rob pattinson’s voice along with a dramatic reading of the novels right into the womb! let’s keep it real here people, twilight from fetus stage!
the only thing is people have to promise they wont name their children RENESMEE!