When the movie studios decide to tell your story after Stephanie Meyers is over her feeling of “not going back to Forks” and realizes she must write your story, can I star as the grown-up you?
And if that’s okay, will it be okay if I try to seduce the man who plays your father?
Thanks for considering me. (If it helps, I’m a vegetarian too)
P.S. your boyfriend kissed your Mommy and wanted to do more. Ask Daddy