The Purpose Driven Vampire…

kellanbloodDear Kellan-

Last night after watching the Vanity Fair outtakes video, I decided I hadn’t wasted enough time so why not read all TWELVE interviews? Then I got to yours. And I read that your favorite book is “The Purpose Driven Life” … so that got me to thinking you chose this for two reasons:

a. you’ve never read a book in your life and this is the first thing that came up when you googled  ‘NY Times best sellers’


b. you really did read it and that leads me to ask, ‘can we be accountability partners?’

I’ve available Mondays and Thursdays… and uh, Saturday nights around midnite… lemme know your schedule.

PS: WTF is this???
kellan is apparently ALSO a purpose driven chippendales dancer… or playgirls amateur submission of the month winner

Waste your time reading all the Vanity Fair interviews
Dear Rob, Vanity Fair outtakes

18 Responses

  1. You crack me up. Keep writing!

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