A special Twilight birthday wish, for a special Twilight Girl

Dear Moon, Happy Birthday! If you remember your birthday at all last year (If I recall you went on a pub crawl, so you may not) we celebrated your birthday on LTT with birthday greetings from the Cullens. Well, they’re too busy this year impressing men with their ability to fight as opposed to letting [...]

Before we had the REAL thing

Dear 2007 & 2008, I’ve been reminiscing. Reminiscing about a time before the drama of “Is David Slade or isn’t David Slade being replaced by a taller director?” and “Are Rob & Kristen really making love for hours on end in front of a fire on a bear skin rug or are they just banging [...]

The Rave goes back into business & jumps on the Twilight band wagon

In order to best understand today’s very random letter, think about a cheesy teen store that sold cheap prom dresses in the 90′s. Got one in mind? Okay, THAT’s who I’m writing to today…. ready…. set…READ: Dear The Rave/The Deb/Mandee/Claire’s Jewelry and all The 90′s versions of Forever 21 and H&M, I’ve missed you. When I [...]

Twilight New Dump… a lot of football and a dry hump picture

Dear LTT-ers, There’s lots of crap happening in the Twidom that probably should be mentioned but we don’t have time to write entire letters about… so it’s time for another news dump… Dear Kristen is that a… uh… “cold sore?” You, uh, might wanna get that checked out Should we start taking bets now on [...]

Dear Hollywood Twilight; you killed my dream

Darling readers: I watched football (the American kind- not soccer) last night. AKA the sport that’s been proven to cause brain damage in its players. And therefore I believe it has caused brain damage to its watchers. (It’s the only explanation I can come up with for ANYONE thinking that “Coors Light” (the official beer [...]

What the Twilight cast does when there’s no Twilight to do

Dear LTTers, With Kristen Stewart at Sundance finding herself a new fake lesbian life partner and Rob growing a beard and packing on the pounds before he starts filming Bel Ami, the rest of the Twilight cast is heaving a sigh of relief thinking their off LTT’s radar at the present moment. Not so fast [...]

A healthy debate: Kristen Stewart’s Acting

Throughout this letter I’m going to use something called sarcasm. Unfamiliar? Read this. Many people hate Kristen Stewart because they are sadface that she is (apparently) with Robert Pattinson. I am one of them. I cannot judge Kristen Stewart fairly without thinking of her with Robert Pattinson. She does a commercial for cat litter and [...]

Become friends with UC & Moon: See Rob. And other stuff…

Yep- you’re seeing this right. This is our second post of the day AGAIN! (See the first here) We asked a few of our readers turned real-life friends to talk about what LTT/LTR means to them. Today is Chelsea’s turn! Dear Bunny & Noreen (aka I won’t give away your real names), Congratulations on making [...]

The one where Cathy the Cougar gets a love letter

Moon & I bet on what New Moon would make domestically its first weekend. I guessed low hoping I’d win by default because Moon guessed too high, but she schooled me. She guessed 140.1 million and it brought in 142.8 million. Amazing. I wish she’d be right when I ask her to guess Rob’s jitterbug [...]

From the mouths of Babes – out with the Twilight and in with the New Moon

Dear Twilight- This week in LA has been redonkulous from the premiere to seeing New Moon TONIGHT we’ve done it all and talked A LOT (a.lot.) of Twilight in between. On the heels of our very successful dramatic reading of EW we decided to turn on the cameras again but this time ask YOU all [...]