Happy Birthday UC! You can look here now!

Dear UC, I tried and tried to think of something cool to do for your birthday… maybe I could assume the persona of The Cullens and make you eternally 17 or maybe I would write about how when we met my life was like a moonless night… but none of that seemed right so I [...]

Kristen Stewart it’s your 20th Birthday! Let’s take a look back!

Dear Kristen, You’re finally out of those teen years and into what I refer to as the “old years” everything after teens just doesn’t really matter so much as you’ll find out. But alas you’re only 20 and you’re in that weird year that isn’t teen and isn’t fully adult. But it’s been a big [...]

Storytime with Moon – New Moon DVD release party in “Los Angeles”

Dear Twilight, Now that we’re all coming down off the high of having watched hours upon hours of special features, extended scenes, music videos, commentary (Jacob Black’s romantic fails!), Edward in fast forward and mostly just a lot of sighing and swooning I think it’s time we relive  actually purchasing the DVD and seeing Chris [...]

Twilight at the Oscars 2010

Dear Taylor, Anna and Kristen- My hat is off to you all for turning it out at the Oscars last night. Everyone was dapper, not shiny, and in proper fitting clothes. Even though two of you presented a montage about horror movies that was completely out of place at the Oscars and also featured a [...]

Pictures that made my week!

Dear LTT-ers, I was catching up on the (lack of) Twilight news and ran across a bunch of pictures that made me laugh. A lot. And of course send them to UC so she could laugh too. So I thought you would enjoy them too while you’re preparing for Taytay and KStew on the Oscars [...]

Twilight New Dump… a lot of football and a dry hump picture

Dear LTT-ers, There’s lots of crap happening in the Twidom that probably should be mentioned but we don’t have time to write entire letters about… so it’s time for another news dump… Dear Kristen is that a… uh… “cold sore?” You, uh, might wanna get that checked out Should we start taking bets now on [...]

The Super Bowl? What’s that? Time for some shirtless Twilight guys

Dear LTT-ers, While the dudes in your life are watching some ritualistic sporting event that’s really about the commercials and the food, that some folks call the Super Bowl, what are we supposed to be doing? I don’t even  know the teams that are playing and I could care even less who wins. So what’s [...]

Hey, David Slade! Where are the Eclipse exclusives?!

Dear David Slade, One image and no trailer and we’re 4 months away from the premiere for Eclipse? Why? What is up over there at David Slade Headquarters, Inc.? Seriously… something’s wrong, isn’t it? At this point before New Moon we already had: Oodles of images, 1 mini trailer for MTV Video Music Awards, 2 [...]

Taylor goes to the Golden Globes and becomes Olive Garden’s Spokesperson

Dear Taylor- Like a good girl I had nothing better to do I tuned in, last night, to the Golden Globes with my homegirls HisOne&Only and NoPaperKG to see celebs get plastered and accept an award named after Selma Hayek’s lady friends. And in the process totally remembered that one of the Holy Trinity was [...]

We interupt this Kellan post…

We interrupt this Saturday morning LTT post to bring you this important Public Service Announcement (letter) Dear Robsten, We stopped caring months ago. But thanks for trying… (i love how cute this little girl is!) Rob and Kristen seen on the Isle of Wright and snapped with this super cute girl. Little paparazzo in training. [...]