A special Twilight birthday wish, for a special Twilight Girl

Dear Moon, Happy Birthday! If you remember your birthday at all last year (If I recall you went on a pub crawl, so you may not) we celebrated your birthday on LTT with birthday greetings from the Cullens. Well, they’re too busy this year impressing men with their ability to fight as opposed to letting [...]

News Dump: All the Twilight News fit to print, Monkey smell, Bree’s back and bitchface

Dear LTT-ers, It’s time again… tons of tid bits of interesting info but not enough time to write letters about it all. That means it’s time for a news dump. We’ll let you know what we think about the news and you decide from there if you care that much about 100 Monkeys or how [...]

Breaking Down the Eclipse Trailer – It’s the Circle of Life and a Rave all wrapped up in a wig

Dear UC, Yes, I’m writing you about the Eclipse trailer that premiered on Oprah on Friday. Since you’re outta the country without a lifeline internet connection, I am by myself! Who am I supposed to talk to about the trailer? I feel like I’m all alone! Ok, maybe not we have a billion friends and [...]

What ever happened to…

Dear LTTers, We’ve been with you for awhile now and over the past year and 4 months we’ve talked about a lot. A lot of themes and characters have come and gone. Some people who were SO vital to our – err- organization are like distant memories. Today we begin a new series where we [...]

Open Weekend Post – Hosted by Disapproving GIFs

Dear Weekenders- Remember when we asked if you’d die of loneliness on the weekends if we didn’t post on Saturday and Sunday? Well we heard your answers and we’re going to give it a whirl for a while till things heat up with Eclipse again and then we’ll be back full time on the weekends. [...]

Remember what Jackson Rathbone used to look like?

About a year ago, Jackson Rathbone looked REAL hot up there in The Couv.  A year later….. wellllllll, Too_Far_Gone and TxLiLi have some different thoughts on what they’re thinking now, a year later. We think you’ll relate to one of them…. we do: Jackson, In the approximately 416 days I have been reading LTT (yeah, [...]

Twilight New Dump… a lot of football and a dry hump picture

Dear LTT-ers, There’s lots of crap happening in the Twidom that probably should be mentioned but we don’t have time to write entire letters about… so it’s time for another news dump… Dear Kristen is that a… uh… “cold sore?” You, uh, might wanna get that checked out Should we start taking bets now on [...]

What the Twilight cast does when there’s no Twilight to do

Dear LTTers, With Kristen Stewart at Sundance finding herself a new fake lesbian life partner and Rob growing a beard and packing on the pounds before he starts filming Bel Ami, the rest of the Twilight cast is heaving a sigh of relief thinking their off LTT’s radar at the present moment. Not so fast [...]

What’s taking Breaking Dawn so long?

Dear Eclipse, We’re almost at 5 months to the DAY of when Eclipse will be released and we’ve seen nothing but a wide angle picture of a meadow scene. More than 6 months before New Moon came out we had a trailer. Then soon after we had ABS! And JORTS! I’m kinda losing my patience [...]

The Twilight cast comes together for an all star Twi-telethon

Dear LTT-ers, Tonight’s the night for the big Celebrity telethon extravaganza which Robert Pattinson will be part of. And we’re so happy and excited for him to be part of such a public show of love and support for the people of Haiti. Of course we’ll be calling in a billion times to try and [...]