Open Weekend Post: Hosted by Charlie the Narc

Dear Charlie- Why the crap did you have to step in between the boys about to fight? They were about to go at it, maybe rip some shirts off or make some grunting sounds and you stepped in the middle of it all! Uh, thanks man! Why’d you have to go and be a narc? [...]

Open Weekend Post: Hosted by the Eclipse Cardboard Stand Ups

Dear Eclipse Merchandise/Marketing folks, WTF happened here? Was someone asleep at the wheel? Let’s take a closer look? First off the expression on his face. It’s a mix between “the one who smelt it, dealt it” and “eh, fuck it, let er rip.” Put that face in the NSYNC circa Pop Odyssey denim jacket with [...]

Twilosophy: Why is the Leg Hitch in Eclipse SO important?

Dear LTT-ers and Twilosophy Majors, Yesterday, after UC posted her thoughts on the Eclipse reshoots and how David Slade better get the “leg hitch” right and if that’s the reason for all the secrecy and need to go to Vancouver than she was all for it. Which we are, 100%. I mean we’re so committed [...]

Sunday appreciation of the best/worst New Moon video ever!

Dear LTT-ers, In honor of some of my bestest pals and the most awesome tshirt ever created, I present to you our favorite video: 3 Wolf Moon! This has spawned about a million references among my circle of friends. Most specifically “he’s just super sweet, I don’t know why!” It’s perfect to use when you [...]

The Super Bowl? What’s that? Time for some shirtless Twilight guys

Dear LTT-ers, While the dudes in your life are watching some ritualistic sporting event that’s really about the commercials and the food, that some folks call the Super Bowl, what are we supposed to be doing? I don’t even  know the teams that are playing and I could care even less who wins. So what’s [...]

Kellan Lutz shows us his Calvins and I have questions…

Dear Kellan, Dear, dear Kellan. Deaaaarrrr DEAR deeeeaaarrr Kellan. So the pictures from your Calvin Klein panties ad have finally come out and I have a few questions… Out of the hundreds of photos you undoubtedly took, why does the image they chose for the ad have you covering up your face? Are you embarrassed? [...]

Ashley Greene’s been cheating on Freya

*Join Freya as she pens a letter to Ashley Greene and confronts her about their relationship* Dear LOVAH (I mean, Dear Ashley Greene), Ever since Twilight, I knew you were the one.  Sure, KStew’s got the pins to DIE for, and Rachelle has that fiery red hair, and even Nikki has that je ne sais [...]

Taylor goes to the Golden Globes and becomes Olive Garden’s Spokesperson

Dear Taylor- Like a good girl I had nothing better to do I tuned in, last night, to the Golden Globes with my homegirls HisOne&Only and NoPaperKG to see celebs get plastered and accept an award named after Selma Hayek’s lady friends. And in the process totally remembered that one of the Holy Trinity was [...]

Appreciation Sunday: Nikki Reed

Dear Nikki Reed, No, it’s not April Fool’s day and YES, we mean YOU Nikki Reed. We are going to be appreciating you this Sunday for our reoccurring post Appreciation Sunday. I know you’re probably pretty surprised but we do have a lot to be appreciative about when it comes to you… so let’s get [...]

We interupt this Kellan post…

We interrupt this Saturday morning LTT post to bring you this important Public Service Announcement (letter) Dear Robsten, We stopped caring months ago. But thanks for trying… (i love how cute this little girl is!) Rob and Kristen seen on the Isle of Wright and snapped with this super cute girl. Little paparazzo in training. [...]