Monday Funnies: Twilight, In 20 Years… and the LTT/LTR Store

Dear LTT-ers, It’s a Monday and you might be on your 3rd cup of coffee looking to wake up and shake off the tireds. But you can’t, I know. In fact you’re probably looking pretty haggard when you catch your glimpse in the reflection of the coffee pot in the break room and wondered, ‘when [...]

A special Twilight birthday wish, for a special Twilight Girl

Dear Moon, Happy Birthday! If you remember your birthday at all last year (If I recall you went on a pub crawl, so you may not) we celebrated your birthday on LTT with birthday greetings from the Cullens. Well, they’re too busy this year impressing men with their ability to fight as opposed to letting [...]

Two Letters in One: Big Daddy Weeps, Kellan Tweets

Dear Big Daddy, Are you sad now that Taylor’s 18 and he no longer needs you? Have you and Chris Hansen met up at Buffalo Wild Wings for all-you-can-eat hot wings night because both of your schedules are virtually empty? Did you guys cry into your pitcher of domestic beer and hold each other because [...]

LTT, a love letter – Where you’re free to be a freak

Dear LTT I love you…in a non-creepy stalker way of course. You see before I found you I was almost positive that I was a little insane….in fact, after spending an entire day watching multiple youtube interviews and trying to dissect in my head whether Robsten was alive (when, to be honest, I don’t really [...]

Breaking it down: Eclipse Sneak peek, threesomes, S&M workouts and Chippendales

Dear Eclipse Sneak Peek, You’re just TOO good, too full of lol’s and wtf’s for us to let you pass by without breaking it down. All 5+ minutes. Yup, we’re breaking down the Eclipse sneak peek and away we go… Moon: ok  here it is! UC: let’s mother effing DO THIS Moon: Wait, DUDE the [...]

18 ways for Taylor to celebrate being officially legal and we’re off the hook

Dear Taylor, The day has finally arrived! We are no longer considered predators or creepy old ladies. Well, maybe creepy but definitely not old and no longer over stepping our legal bounds! It’s a party around here to say the least and in honor of your 18th birthday we thought, since we have a little [...]

The Twilight cast comes together for an all star Twi-telethon

Dear LTT-ers, Tonight’s the night for the big Celebrity telethon extravaganza which Robert Pattinson will be part of. And we’re so happy and excited for him to be part of such a public show of love and support for the people of Haiti. Of course we’ll be calling in a billion times to try and [...]

Taylor goes to the Golden Globes and becomes Olive Garden’s Spokesperson

Dear Taylor- Like a good girl I had nothing better to do I tuned in, last night, to the Golden Globes with my homegirls HisOne&Only and NoPaperKG to see celebs get plastered and accept an award named after Selma Hayek’s lady friends. And in the process totally remembered that one of the Holy Trinity was [...]

Big Daddy & Taylor go to the Olive Garden “where they’re family”

Dear Big Daddy, I see that you convinced Taylor to go to the Olive Garden for a lunch of all-you-can-eat “Soup, Salad and Breadsticks” so that you can finally get that last punch on your frequent diner card. Free chocolate lasagna with you next meal here you come! It’s also nice that you swung by [...]

The Best of Twilight in 2009! Part 2

Dear LTT-ers and Twihards, Yesterday, we started our Best of Twilight in 2009 list cause well, who doesn’t love those end-of-the year lists? I know I do. Were you worried we’d miss some of your best of 2009′s in the Twi-dom? Well, have no fear cause we’re back to finish out the list… Review 10-6 [...]