You’re finally out of those teen years and into what I refer to as the “old years” everything after teens just doesn’t really matter so much as you’ll find out. But alas you’re only 20 and you’re in that weird year that isn’t teen and isn’t fully adult. But it’s been a big year for you. Leaving behind your teens and entering adulthood has been pretty tumultuous to say the least. To celebrate let’s take a look back and see what all 19 had to offer…
And as quickly as your love blossomed with NReed your love for that Italian spice Oregano ended. In a last ditch effort to salvage the relationship and and Micheal Aranago embark on a not staged at all paparazzi documented piggy back romp through the streets of Vancouver. Goodbye Stewgano, we barely knew ye.
While Rob was off in Cannes he runs into your old Into the Wild costar Emile Hirsch and UC and I roleplay what that conversation must have been like. We also come up with our own safeword for future role playing. We also have amazing fun real lives outside of this blog, I SWEAR!
Obviously out of my mind I plead with you to bone Robert Pattinson while you’re filming New Moon in Italy. You probably took my advice. Or you didn’t and played some softball with the locals.
What else happened last year? Let’s remember and wish KStew a happy happy 20th after the cut!
And just as awkward as we thought it would be, you did NOT disappoint at the MTV Movie awards in May. I’m sure you didn’t forget but just in case; you dropped the award on the ground and it was AWESOME! Awesomely funny to watch! HAHA I’m still laughing. This night also set off the whirlwind of rumors that began the Robsten phenomenon in full force. Are they together? Or aren’t they? And we still haven’t recovered.
Somewhere during the middle of the summer, in a fit of method acting and hot weather I suspect, you decide to cut your hair off into a Joan Jett 70s era mullet for your part in The Runaways. This ended up spawning so many business up front, party in the back jokes it was ridiculous. It’s just NOW finally grown out into a very chic shoulder length doo and has forced everyone to retire the mullet jokes. Thank god.
While filming The Runaways you totally eat it while filming a running scene. I hope you laughed at yourself later cause we sure did!
You got knocked up!!!!!!!!! Wait, you didn’t it was all an awfully written gossip piece that we gathered together an all star panel of fans, bloggers and friends to debunk the rumor on your behalf! You can thank us later
You act hella weird at Comic Con. Then you pulled your shit together for the fan Twilight event that afternoon. I guess a ton of nerds in costumes can do that to some girls. It’s not for the faint of heart
After the summer was over it was back to filming Eclipse. Sadly, since you cut all your hairs off to be a bad ass rocker you had to put on Jacob’s old wig to play sweet little Bella again. FAIL!
UC taught you how to be a “fun celebrity.” Too bad you didn’t listen
Jimmy Fallon totally fanboys over you and we love him even more for it. You better treat our Jimmy right, or I’ll be writing a letter about it!
New Moon came out! We loved it, we talked A LOT about it
Some people with a lot of time on their hands create videos like “The Kristen Stewart School of Acting.” I guess you must be doing something right!
You go to the Oscars and shut.it.down in a great midnight blue dress. Then you cough on stage and crazies freak out. I know, I didn’t get it either.
It’s been a wild year. We loved you, we hated you, we talked about it, we got chewed out for it and we kept being honest, cause I think you’d approve. You do have some intense fans KStew and they’ve stuck up for you no matter what and that’s something to celebrate!
We hope 20 is a great year for you and that things just keep getting bigger and better!
Happy Birthday Kristen!
Moon and UC
PS We mean it!
PPS Wanna remember celebrating 19?
Share with us your Kristen BDay wishes. What was your favorite Kristen moment from this past year? Did we miss anything major?
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