I thought as the final countdown begins to your 18th birthday and the day when Chris Hansen finally gets off our back (5 days!) we’d kick off this weekend with two fan letters to you. Enjoy your last few days of protection from Cougars due to your age. If you thought it was bad when you were underage (grown woman giving you their panties to sign) just WAIT until you’re of age….
Stop looking so good, its contagious…I mean seriously….you’re making K-Stew look appealing…in a girl-crush-fake-lesbian way. And if you can do that…you are officially a GOD (apart from Peggy Sirota of course…)
You should seriously package that….I can see it now
“Do you feel inadequate next to your illegally buff boyfriend? Then “Simply Illegal” is for you! Be the envy of boys AND girls when you enter the room. It will instantly make you look and feel better (in a “special hug” sort of way)..so go ahead, throw your head back and laugh….cause you’ve got a Lautner (and indecency charges on your hands)…and thats all you’ll need”
SIMPLY ILLEGAL – Lust, Lawsuits, Lautner…
I’ll work pro-bono (thatswhatshesaid) as your personal assistant in this venture…I’m an expert neck sniffer….
Obsessed with you much?
p.s. K-Stew…I know you want to lick that sexy neck…especially that adam’s apple and the rise in his shoulder *need.air.* (i mean jaw porn much?)….but u made ur choice…deal with it…
One of the last letters about an underage Taylor EVER after the jump!
I have seen an influx of side changers over the course of the past few months and I’m beginning to get worried about the sudden invasion of Team Jacob fans that have to come to his side. I’m not saying that I mind exactly but it’s starting to freak me out a little bit.
Jacob has been my favorite since La Push beach in Twilight. He was that sweet, gullible friend that you could charm the pants off to get what you wanted. He is the kind of friend that would forgive you regardless of how many times you held his hand, almost kissed him and then pushed him away for a guy who couldn’t make up his mind. Jacob is every girl’s fantasy guy. Admit it. You’d love a guy that you had no pressures around and to just be yourself. Not to mention the non-airbrushed abs and non-weird nipple. (Yes, we noticed your weird left nipple when you took your shirt off underneath the clock tower, Robward).
My issue with the huge switching teams deal is that it’s going to let Jacob down sooner or later. Everyone knows that the moment the tent scene takes place in Eclipse, we (not me, but all the original Team Edward fans) will go right back into Eddie C’s arms as though we’d never left him.
I know for a fact that this trend has been on the rise since the release of New Moon. I have proof! My little unknown Fan Fiction Team Jacob story (Abandon) has had double the hits since the release of New Moon. I took a quick snapshot of my screen and right at Thursday, November 19th, the frenzy begins.
Not that I’m completely complaining about the readership. That’s the coolest thing that New Moon could have done for me (besides bringing me tons of scenes with Jacob shirtless). I’m just so worried that this fascination with Jacob will go away and I’ll be back to the minority again. It’s fun having my old Team Edward friends who now want to talk Jacob.
I know that it is only temporary and the fun will end soon enough for all the Team Jake fans out there, but for right now I guess the only thing to do is embrace this sudden fascination with the almost never was star of New Moon. I’m glad they let Taylor Lautner show off how fast he could bulk up for this role. I don’t think anyone else could have played his character that well.
So here’s to all the Team Jacob fans out there, old and new. I’m glad to have you on our side. The more, the merrier.