A Unicorn strikes again

I don’t know about you but I miss talking about Unicorns. It’s been SO long that I bet a bunch of you even assume we’re talking about the “Unicorns” from the Fan Fic “Wide Awake.” No, no, no. I mean the REAL Unicorns. You know, the mythical creatures- a GUY who likes the Twilight saga. [...]

Caught on video (by bored fans) Kristen Stewart’s acting tricks

Dear Kristen, Your fans have broken down what some consider to be the hallmarks of your acting style. They include, the blink, the lip bite (sexy, I use this one too!),  the lip lick, the exhale and the hair toss all in video form, curated here by me! Please tell your fans to not attack [...]

The Rave goes back into business & jumps on the Twilight band wagon

In order to best understand today’s very random letter, think about a cheesy teen store that sold cheap prom dresses in the 90′s. Got one in mind? Okay, THAT’s who I’m writing to today…. ready…. set…READ: Dear The Rave/The Deb/Mandee/Claire’s Jewelry and all The 90′s versions of Forever 21 and H&M, I’ve missed you. When I [...]

My FanFic Storyline Ideas – Vol 1: JediWard

Dear Twilight Fan Fiction writers- Yesterday, while on Twitter I saw a trending topic called “Jedward” which as it turns out is some weird incestuous looking brother singing duo but because I’m not “down with the kids” like Billy Black, it made me think some FanFic writer created a hillbilly Edward hybrid. I tweeted it [...]

I still think of Twilight all.the.time…

Dear Twilight, You ruined me in August of 2008 when I first discovered you and missed my week of vacation reading you. Then again in November of 2008 when I first watched you and spent the following days and weeks boo-hooing at my desk at work while listening to “Flightless Bird, American Mouth.” I can’t [...]

Team Cullen take over the Olympics

*It isn’t often we get letters to just the Cullen family, but Luludee was so inspired by the current winter Olympics she just had to get the Cullens involved* Dear Cullen Family, I’d like to start off by letting you know that I am in no way what you would call a “fan” of sports [...]

Working out with Big Daddy Lautner

Dear Big Daddy Lautner, Imagine my surprise this weekend when a sweet twitter follower, Megistwitting, sent us THIS picture to grace my computer screen: Sure, sure. It’s nice to see Taylor walking out and about and legal, but I’m talking about that handsome stud reflecting in the windows of the building- Yes! It’s you! You [...]

Sunday appreciation of the best/worst New Moon video ever!

Dear LTT-ers, In honor of some of my bestest pals and the most awesome tshirt ever created, I present to you our favorite video: 3 Wolf Moon! This has spawned about a million references among my circle of friends. Most specifically “he’s just super sweet, I don’t know why!” It’s perfect to use when you [...]

A Twilight themed wedding (take 2)

Dear Brides to be, girls hoping to be brides to be & Bella in the last part of Eclipse and first few pages of Breaking Dawn, Once upon a time, Aunties Moon & UC answered answered a letter from a Twi Bride to Be on how to best adorn her wedding with Twilight-related ideas & [...]

My Edward/Jacob Manllow – A secret affair

Dear LTT-ers, Twihards and makers of Twilight Merchandise, Of ALL the things on the internet that are Twilight related and have come out over the past couple years the one I’ve been sent to most BY FAR has to be the Manllow!! Yes, EVERYONE and their iguana sent me (and UC) the link to that [...]