Breaking down pics from the set of Eclipse

Dear LTT-ers,

With the total lack of any real Twi news or pictures larger than 1 inch by 1 inch, UC and I decided to do a little break down of the pictures from the Eclipse set. We speculate what scenes they could be from, how the actors prepared for the scene and what kind of mood they would have to be in. Ok, ok… you know us better than that- we get started off with how hot Rob is and then quickly devolve into some nonsense about Full House or Big Daddy’s love of McDonald’s menu items. This break down is no different! So let’s get it on!

Perfecting our waffle recipes,
Moon & UC

big booty big booty bog booty, oh yea big booty!

big booty big booty bog booty, oh yea big booty!

The one where we make a $7.00 bet
moon:
ok SOOO lets start with some hottness
UC: if i didn’t know better, i wouldn’t know that wasn’t rachelle. sorry rachelle :(
moon: i know! totes looks like her
UC: and bryce has got a BOOTTAYYY
moon: riley likes big butts and he cannot lie
UC: so true So…. interesting about the kiss… wonder when it is
moon: so is that a wig shes wearing
UC: my guess is they probably show parts of seattle. it has to be a wig, that girl’s hair is stick straight
moon: yea im wondering about all this kiss/newborns/etc buisness since i dont remember it being HUGE in the book. i mean the movies gonna be long as ef already so then shotting all these other scenes is suprising to me but cool
UC: yeah… $7 it gets cut- please write that down somewhere
moon: noted
UC: so you don’t forget you owe me $7
moon: thats half a 2nd screening of eclipse on the following day since we’ll SO be seeing it AGAIN
UC: you could just buy me popcorn and 1/2 a drink
moon: ok we’ll share the drink diet coke and ill bring a LITTLE BOTTLE of rum. We’ll pour one out for our homie buttcrack santa. RIP
UC: RIP
UC: i’m gonna need the booze
moon: yea im gonna need it too, calm the nerves
UC: seeing rob roll around with HER doing the leg hitch. sigh
moon: we should make sure we’re packing at the midnight showing. GOD ill be thinking MULLET the whole time. hoping the wig falls off
UC: by packing do you mean our penis’ look big? cuz i don’t know what you mean
moon: yup, we’re defs stuffing our team jacob panties, so our packages scare the other bloggers, sorta like marking our territory. THIS theaters OURS bitches
UC: seriously.. take THAT “Letters to God

Follow the cut to apply for a job as a Twi-pap, learn about fish waffles and President Hamilton oh and Eclipse!

The one about Twi-paps
UC: ohhh the kiss w/ Jake- did you read that they apparently did it already. lainey wrote about ‘they kiss then she punches him.’ but that’s not the GOOD kiss
moon: it was a meadow scene though and apaprently they already filmed jacob carrying her through the woods or whatever so obviously that the part before the tent scene. where are THOSE PICS, huh?!
UC: loveeee the tent scene i know!
Vancouver paps are FIRED
UC: why didn’t anyone capture that, seriously? You’re FIRED Punk’d, Lainey you’re FIRED
moon: im telling you if TMZ/x17 were smart theyd hired twihards as their paps. We would have already had the rob/kstew kiss money shot, kstew wig AND the whole movie by now

I challenge you to a DUEL you scallywag

I challenge you to a DUEL you scallywag

UC: all they’d need to do is just buy them LUNCH and they’d do it for free, guaranteed they would’ve gotten robsten in bed. sleeping… cuz that’s all they do there, obvs
moon: exactly give them cab fair and a kodak one time use camera. Shits over!

The one where they duel with pistols
moon: is this like a Aaron Burr/President Hamilton style shoot out? Are they turning and walking 20 paces then firing their pistols?
UC: yes
moon: i totally just referenced presidential history
UC: i know, I’m in awe that’s why I’m remaining quiet
moon: American history dork of the day award!

The one were we toot our own horn

Who wants my recipe for a ready made pie crust?

Who wants my recipe for a ready made pie crust?

moon: so here we get to see David Slade! Who is quite clearly an extra from the lord of the rings he was frodo’s 2nd cousin in the shire party scene
UC: dude .. he is 4 feet tall
moon: dude i want to push david slades tummy like the Pillsbury dough boy. HE HE!
UC: he’s bad ass. You can tell. I’m scared of him
moon: nothing says loving like my strawberry muffin. Really? i think he TRIES to be bad ass
moon: david slade tweeted after this night “Wrapped first week, probably most challenging week of our shoot. Last night Xavier Samuels delivered as astonish power performance, all good”
UC: uhh… note to director- making out with hot chick isn’t called acting. It’s called lucky
moon: im saying if the director is this pumped it makes me stoked. kinda like chris weitz is like a one man taylor band. Toots that kids horn all day long
UC: yes!
moon: SICK!
UC: hahha SO SICK
UC: chris hansen. meet chris weitz

He dreamed a dream yall!!

He dreamed a dream yall!!

The one where we talk about Les Mis
moon: can we talk about this dude. First of all WHO the ef are you?!
UC: he’s from Les Miserables, right?
moon: HAHAHAHA OMG!
UC: About to break into song
moon: Clearly, he’s Jean Valjean
UC: I’m pretty sure. Yes that’s him the paps got confused
moon: this is the musical part of eclipse, David Slade really felt like it needed a little “on my own”
UC: he’s method acting- hoping to get a part in the local musical in a ‘burb of vancity. he’s the voice of Riley.. before Victoria comes along
moon: so everyone thought it was the dude who plays Rosalies fiance, which makes zero sense since he was supposed to be all high class banker dude
UC: did we hear who it really is? i think it’s no one seriously. i think it’s a dude- high under a bridge
moon: or hes the rigger. Paps just thought he was some character since he had red eye in the pic then they figured out how to turn on red eye reduction and figured out it was just some union guy from Vancouver

Abracadabra! Hocus Pocus walk through this door and Edward comes in focus!

Abracadabra! Hocus Pocus walk through this door and Edward comes into focus!

The one where we discover Rob’s ‘Edward Time Machine
UC: it’s magic, the magic trailer. Insert a Rob out comes an Edward
moon: the edward machine
UC: I wish i had that machine. do you think you can insert anything? insert my cat- out comes edward
moon: insert the gardner (who’s here right now mowing the freaking lawn SO LOUD) and out comes an Edward. SOLD!
moon: i love that Rob hasn’t changed clothes since comic con.
UC: Seriously, has not changed. OR he’s trying to trick us. He knew those ‘comic-con’ preview pics were released again and thought… “i’ll wear the same shirt” it’ll confuse them “they’ll think it’s the same day”and not know that i’m in vancity will think i’m in san diego
moon: Then they’ll all book flights for San Diego immediately and then ill be free to go back to that church and get drunk and play air guitar up here again
UC: poor Rob…can’t even play the air guitar
moon: sadly it didnt work

The one where the Robby-guard challenges Big Daddy to a Waffle-off

MMMmmmm Waffles!

MMMmmmm Waffles!

UC: he borrowed my jean jacket for this scene. It’s just a teeeeny bit too short but still hot
UC: I love Mr. Amourall
moon: Uh, you mean under armor?
UC: haha yes hahahahaha ARMOURALL. You clean cars with that!
moon: i love his dad jeans and his oakleys. ROB WHO?!
UC: seriously, this guy is giving big daddy Lautner a run for his money as my fav older, larger guy
moon: yup, big daddys gonna have to make an appearance soon if he wants to keep his title “best bigger non cast member who’s a male on eclipse”
UC: What do you think Under Armour Oakley man eats? Beef i bet. Lots and lots of beef
moon: well obviously he’s at the craft services table like 23 hrs a day when robs filming. He’s way into the oreos
UC: and shrimp cocktail
moon: mrs fields cookies
UC: drinks hot chocolate
moon: He loves the make-your-own-waffle station. He’s really good at that. He invented the peanut butter banana explosion waffle. Big Daddy was PISSED
UC: Big Daddy’s working on his own concoction though, it’s a fish filet stuffed waffle with blueberries and cream on top gotta have the fish for breakfast
moon: deep fried, of course and covered in tartar sauce and syrup
UC: the whole food pyramid.. in one meal
UC: the worst part is I heard thad Under Oakley was flirting with big daddy’s wife/mama lautner trying to impress her with his latest waffle creation
moon: OHH not cool to hit on mama yogurt parfait. So Big Daddy challenged Mr. Oakley Under Armor to a waffle-off. May the best older larger guy win!

Dream about Rob? Yea who doesn’t… interpret yours over at Letters to Rob today!
Challenge your pal to a Twi-duel over at the forum!

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110 Responses

  1. I dream a dream…. about ROB! I want that trailer.

    • sung by susan boil of course!

  2. LMFAO so hard hahaha. I wanted to add a quote but I can’t pick! Srsly…not cool. *Cullen smile*
    I’d choose breaking down over breaking dawn anytime!

    P.S. Insert a cat, a gardner? I was thinking more…BF. Makes life less complicated. We don’t want trouble when Edward’s around.

  3. OMG insert a Rob outt comes an Edward…awesome!! lol I love it…man I wish I had that machine, but I think I’d take a machine that insert anything and out comes a Rob…because I’m not going for the chastity crap

  4. Is he wearing lipstick again as Edward?

    I “worked from home” yesterday afternoon. Instead of finishing a strategic plan due today, I opened a chilled bottle of vino and tortured myself watching Twilight again. Except since that post you did last week (favorite line “I just want to try one thing. Sit. Good Bella”) I couldn’t stop from laughing out loud at Buttcrack Santa, You’re Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiive and “How you likin’ the rain”. Or maybe that was the wine.

    Husband came home at 6pm to find me sort of toasted trying to play Clair de lune on my piano. That’s normal right?

    • Of course, that’s normal! :)

    • I kind of love you right now for this story.
      :-)

    • HAHAHAAH toasted trying to play clare de lune! HAHAHAHA

      ps i laugh every time i watch the movie now, i just cant help it

    • Love this – I am “working”, too!

      So…my 5 year old is out of town for a week with my inlaws and instead of spending QT with the hubby, I breaks me open a cool Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and turn on Twilight. My husband walks in the room and asks 2 questions.
      1. Is he supposed to look retarded?
      2. Is that why you bought the sheet music for Clair de Lune?

      Note: I was trying to explain to him why is is sexy for a man to look tortured when kissing you and that I have had that sheet music for 15 YEARS. Whatever.

      • I love you all for working as hard as I do!

      • OK, now I totally love you for this story, too!

        And SNPA is da bomb!
        :-)

  5. The waffle-off between Mr. Armourall and Big Daddy…I’m crying.

  6. See? This is why I love y’all…

    Yesterday I saw that pic of Angelica Houston’s grandson and declared, “It’s Gavroche!”
    And then spent the rest of the day singing “Master of the House…” as that’s my favorite song from Les Miserables. Of course. ‘Cause it’s the dirtiest.
    “Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire,
    thinks he’s quite a lover but there’s not much there…”

    Brilliant.

    OH WOW…would we SERIOUSLY pay a BOJILLION bucks to see the cast of Eclipse performing on stage in Les Miserables?????? Dear Jesus on the mainline, I would mortgage my life for this! David Slade can be Thenardier…Ashley can be Young Cosette, Bryce Dallas would be Fantine, Rob would be an amazing Marius…

    And Justin Chon can be Eponine.

    “Do you hear the people sing??????”

    (Sorry, I got caught up in the Les Miz love. I’ve only seen it live a million times. Or 3.)

    • OMGsh! Justin Chon as Eponine! Hillarious! Seriously LMAO

    • you missed my musical reference on ltr today

      • no.. not MUSICAL.. music

        • I think I caught it…go read the comment I just left on LTR. And if I guessed wrong and you quoted her accidentally…well…then…I still want to french you full on the mouth.

    • they should do an impromtu staging of les mis in the middle of vancouver. as some sort of acting exercise to get them “out of their comfort zones” that would be AWESOME!!!

  7. Okay, I’m a huge American History nerd, so I loved this part:

    moon: is this like a Aaron Burr/President Hamilton style shoot out? Are they turning and walking 20 paces then firing their pistols?
    UC: yes
    moon: i totally just referenced presidential history
    UC: i know, I’m in awe that’s why I’m remaining quiet
    moon: American history dork of the day award!

    I choked a little at the, “that’s why I’m remaining quiet.”

    I was feeling down and out before reading this post, but it has reenergized me for the weekend!

    *standing ovation*

    • she left out the part where i said “i bet you got a 4 or 5 on your AP US history exam didn’t you?” and she said
      “YES! I got a 4 on the one section and a 5 on the essays!”

      seriously. we had that discussion
      Then I misspelled something OBVIOUS and we had a joke about how I must not have gotten over a ’3′ on my AP Comp exam (I got a 3, thank you very much)

      • You guys are nerds! (says the AP history geek, wearing glasses who went to law school)

      • AP American History–4.

        AP English Literature–5. Boo-ya!

        Why are we so smart? Oh yeah, ’cause it’s us. Duh.

    • Nerds are what? GOOD!

      • Green is good!

    • Same here, this part had me in literal TEARS! I was having MAYJOR (spoken with Posh Beckham accent) flashbacks to my teaching assistant days.

      Signed
      Dork with M.A. in U.S. History

    • my burr/hamilton refrence energized you for the weekend?! maybe you need the history dork of the day award!

      • ehh, I may have US civics flash cards in my bathroom. wow, I can’t believe I just outted myself like that.

  8. Oh, also wanted to address the Victory Riley scene. Will take on that $7 bet. Just as they showed bad vamp scenes in Twilight that weren’t in the book, they need to set up something diabolical happening in Seattle. This is probably showing how she seduces him into doing her dirty work.

    • I agree, I was going to suggest that maybe that’s right before she turns him or something.

      Poor Rachelle didn’t get to kiss Xavier. :-( for Rachelle.

  9. “He Dreamed a Dream Ya’ll” and Mama Yogurt Parfait have officially made my day. Thanks Ladies…I was in a pretty foul mood, probably still am, but at least I got a laugh first thing in the morning.

  10. OMG, you ladies had my hootin’ and a hollerin’, hollerin’ and a hootin’! I had to hold coffee in my mouth for way too long waiting for the giggles to subside so I wouldn’t either a) choke or b) spew coffee on my computer and have to deal with that mess. Again.

    I vote for a remake of Eclipse – The Musical. The hills are alive with the sound of imprinting… How do you solve a problem like Jacob… I am 108 going on 17, I’ll take care of you…the hits just keep on coming

    And FTW, Big Daddy Lautner just needs to put his fish filet stuffed waffle with blueberries and cream on top, deep fried and covered in tartar sauce and syrup in a Taco Town to go tote and he’s got UA guy beat.

    • “The hills are alive with the sound of imprinting….” That’s friggin hilarious….

    • i am 108 going on 17 BRILL!

    • How bout:

      I’m as rainy as Forks in August – from Pacific Northwest (not to be confused with South Pacific)

      ……and from Breaking Dawn the musical….76 Vampires in the big Melee….sung to the tune of 76 trombones from Music Man….awesome.

      UC, Moon….i LIVE for the Breakdowns!!

      Happy Friday! ;)

      • Moonie will love this…The Music Man is her favorite.

        And these are genius ideas, all. Were I independently wealthy, I’d totally produce and direct “Twilight Saga–The Musical.” A dance-off between the Wolves and the Vamps in the vein of the Jets and the Sharks? AMAZING!

        • So this is totally just a rumbling I have heard…..I am actually a professional opera singer and this post was right up my alley….anyway, I heard that they are trying to develop a Twilight Opera….OMG…..I HAVE TO BE IN IT!!! Hahahaha! I can’t imagine it ever being done…..but how AMAZEBALLS would that be?? Can
          you imagine Opera Edward…..I just about peed my pants. So funny!!

          ps….I will totally donate some money to your Twilight the Musical dream should I
          win the $325 million dollar lottery tonight here in NYC! :)

          • Jenni is that you? I know a professional Opra singer and since there can only be one, you have to be her….or not.

    • I luuurve The Sound of Music. The only thing that would make it better is an Eclipse theme.

      “Cold hands and Volvos and staying a virgin
      Ignoring the fact that my hormones are surging

      Breaking in new beds and Esme’s old ring
      These are a few of my favourite things”

      • maybe KStew can sing ‘Wash that man right outta my hair” and actually wash that monstrosity of a mullet for real!

  11. He’s not Valjean, he’s Marius! He’s here. That’s all I need to know.

    And your Aaron Burr reference inspired me to track this down: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLSsswr6z9Y

    Thank you.

  12. “Chris Hansen, meet Chris Weitz”

    BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Classic. Herr Weitz is totally president of the Taycob Fan Club.

  13. I can totally see Big Daddy and “Amourall” involving themselves in a waffle-off. Chris Hansen can be the celeb judge, if he can have a crack at Tayner!

  14. The Edward time Machine… so true!!! I ♥ it!! He looks awesome as Edward, so different from Rob, *sigh* I love them both

  15. You just captioned a picture using “scallywag,” didn’t you!? Love it!

    I too noticed that they seem to be making a much bigger deal out of the whole newborns/Victoria thing than the book did. But my guess is they’re adding scenes to show Victoria changing them and probably even some of the murders they committed. The book hinted at all the stuff going down in Seattle, but my guess is the movie’s just going to show it happening. That’s all fine and dandy but if there’s no leg hitch, I’m rioting in the streets.

    • Leg hitch, leg hitch, leg hitch

    • Ok, I clearly need to go back and read the book again cause y’all reference the ‘leg hitch’ all the time and I have no idea what you are talking about. And I also don’t know what meadow scene they are talking about having filmed.

      I’m a lame fan.

      • LEG HITCH!? girl.. best.part.ever

      • Srsly…get on it! The sliding the hand down the arm, across the ribs, down the thigh, around the back of the calf and hitching the leg around his waist. Whew. Best part of Eclipse. Read it again!

        • Best part of the book. Never gets old.

      • OMG You must. Someone out there knows the exact page. It’s the point of Eclipse where you’re SCREAMING at Edward to stop being frigid(yeah, you like that pun, don’t you?) because it’s a MAJOR buzzkill(well, I lie, I was yelling halfway into Twilight but I disgress)…and then?

        Leg hitch.

        • Can I have the dork award? – pg 186.

      • omg. leg hitch. The reason for reading Eclipse again. It may or may not be on page 186.

        • Sorry I did not mean to page number jump you – I must have been replying at the same time. I will give you three thumbs up as an apology. x

          • Hahahaha. Well, you know, great minds and all…..

            I thumbs upped you back ’cause you apologized, cutie.
            :-)

  16. Rob is so pretty with all that makeup, yeah I think he’s wearing lipstick. :-)

    PS: Can I put my husband in that trailer and Edward will come out ? LOL

  17. hahahahaha. you guys… some people are saying that it’s Peter (Jasper’s friend) in that pic with the guy in brown… Robward… soooo good

    • we decided that he had to be from the civil war scenes w/ jacksper!

  18. The new money shot: Under Armourall with David Slade in a back pack, a la Master/Blaster from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.

    Tears, I tell you, TEARS rolled down my face at the “Frodo’s 2nd cousin at the shire party” reference. I am a fan of LOTR long time. Holy cow that was funny.

    • For those of you who aren’t pathetic sci-fi nerds (like me):
      http://stateoftheline.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/masterblaster.jpg

      • those who aren’t sci-fi nerds should definitely become one, there’s nothing more fun in the whole entire world

  19. Too funny! I had to call the husband to tell him about Mama Yogurt Parfait. Had to repeat myself 3 times because I was laughing so hard he couldn’t understand me.

    I agree…we need to see the leg hitch in slow motion!

  20. Robward is so puuurty in his make-up. Yeah, I’m totes going to do a make-over on my BF. Just gotta check that I’ve got everything I need in my make-up bag.

  21. I love that we got some of my fav shizz in here, I <3 random as you well know. History, musical theatre (for Brookie), Les Mes in particular, waffle making, TMZ, & time-Robward machines,

    PS I may ask TMZ to hire me to cover the Eclipse beat like everyday/

  22. moon: i love that Rob hasn’t changed clothes since comic con.

    Moon, srsly, you slay me girl! HILARIOUS! xoxox

  23. I love when y’all break shit down. The complete randomness of it all slays me!!

    David Slade is Frodo’s 3rd cousin from the shire party scene and Mama Yogurt Parfait…lawd, my abs hurt from laughing.

    Were ya’ll drinking when you did this?

    • actually no… we need to do a drunk break-down sometime..!

    • It was actually the 2nd cousin…and that just made me a total LTT nerd.

      • But I gave you a thumbs up for your nerdiness. <3

        • The nerd awards are flying out the door today
          <3 you back.

  24. “Big booty -> number 3″

    I love that you two know that song.

  25. Insert a Rob, out comes an Edward is win of epic proportions.

    Edward Cullen would never wear a cropped black jean jacket from the Gap Kids Fall 08 collection that he apparently pilfered from Alice’s wardrobe rack. He also would not wear Converse or whatever those shoes might be. Brooke and I came to agree upon Kenneth Cole…because he was trying to ‘fit in’.

  26. Oh my lord! You girls are so funny! You made by (birth)day! LMAO at the captions. “He dreamed a dream, ya’ll” killed. Les Mis is the shit!

    And UC, it’s so nice that you let Robward borrow your jean jacket after he stayed over at your place. You are so giving.

    • happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Thanks! It’s later in the day, now. Actually, it’s 12:02 a.m., so it’s not my birthday anymore. Anywho, 30 years old doesn’t look so bad anymore after 4 strong margaritas and an entire bottle of champagne (it might feel pretty bad tomorrow, though). Mr. Holly passed out half an hour ago, but I’m still going strong. This will be funny to read tomorrow morning.

  27. Fish filet stuffed waffle, um yeah! I will have to let my Dad know about this latest creation. He actually eats fish for breakfast all of the time! Gross!

    I miss Big Daddy Laut!

    Still waiting for the day when you guys are not funny! I am beginning to think it will never happen!

  28. I can’t stop laughing!! the Edward Machine part is the BEST EVER!
    the black jacket fits him well, but I guess you’re not getting it back. Rob needs some new clothes, cause he hasn’t changed since Comic-Con, right?

  29. I lurve it when you ‘break it down’ there are so many wins that I can’t choose one favorite.. but if I must..

    ‘dude i want to push david slades tummy like the Pillsbury dough boy. HE HE!’

    ‘I wish i had that machine. do you think you can insert anything? insert my cat- out comes edward’

    Ok that was two… meh.. oh well… With the quote of the pillsbury dough boy and waffles.. I am now not sure what to have for breakfast.. any who..great way to start a Friday morning!!

  30. First…I want that machine. I will sacrifice my hubs for the test run, how bad could it be???

    Second…I don’t say this enought: Moon UC I love you!!

    Third, I am embarassed at my lack of knowledge of US history. Once again your talent and knowledge on just about everything astounds me.

    Fourth, I really can’t say anything else b/c I have tears of laughter in my eyes from picturing the Waffle Off.

  31. You are KIDDING me.

    This was my favorite post so far. Yes my friends…it topped The Rob Myspace page. Who knew?!

    “moon: is this like a Aaron Burr/President Hamilton style shoot out? Are they turning and walking 20 paces then firing their pistols?”

    Hi. Moon….i have a lesbian crush on you. Yes, I have crossed over from the “non-lesbian” to the “lesbian” stage.

    Yep…coming out on LTT, ya’ll.

    Just kidding,

    But srsly….

    Les Mis? In this post? Stephenie, you MUST comment. This post was full of win.

  32. Not like it hasn’t been said, but girlies, you outdid yourselves once again. SO funny, I had to move with my laptop to my room, so the kids would stop asking what I am laughing at….

    Robward, in your jean jacket, wearing lipstick?

    Have Mercy!!!
    :-)

  33. My fave hightlights:
    “moon: yup, we’re defs stuffing our team jacob panties, so our packages scare the other bloggers, sorta like marking our territory. THIS theaters OURS bitches”

    “moon: so here we get to see David Slade! Who is quite clearly an extra from the lord of the rings he was frodo’s 2nd cousin in the shire party scene”

    “moon: dude i want to push david slades tummy like the Pillsbury dough boy. HE HE!”

    “UC: he’s bad ass. You can tell. I’m scared of him”

    —-Totally, he directed “30 Days of Night” of course he’s bad ass! That movie scared the sh*t out of me btw….it’s good, but it’s creeptastic!

    “UC: chris hansen. meet chris weitz”

    ——LMAO!

    “UC: he’s from Les Miserables, right?”

    “He dreamed a dream yall!!”

    “moon: the edward machine”

    —-I LOVE IT!!!! If I were there in person seeing this I would have gathered a choir to sing a harmonic melody….one that gives goosebumps. Seeing Rob go in as Rob and out as Edward (that’s what she said) would be priceless and a kodac moment indeed! That’s my new dream! True story, stickin to it!

    I ♥ U both!

  34. moon: we should make sure we’re packing at the midnight showing. GOD ill be thinking MULLET the whole time. hoping the wig falls off

    I’m sooo hoping it falls off too. I honestly don’t think the wig department will be able to pull it off. I still can’t look at he comic-con pictures with her looking all bad smellin’-crack ho- haven’t bathed in a week-dead raccoon on her head-nappy headed skunk…I mean, ughh! Seriously, how can Rob be hitting that…probably he tries to get over the fact by putting a pillow on her head when they are in bed (sleeping of course!)

    UC: I wish i had that machine. do you think you can insert anything? insert my cat- out comes Edward

    I laughed so hard at this! That even my boss came out of the office to see what was going on. I just looked at him (He tots knew that I was looking at something on the internet cuz I couldn’t stop laughing) and I just wanted to say : What?! This is normal! Ha ha. Please God, let me insert my boss in to the Rob machine so that I can go in to his office and get all freaky with my new Edward Boss (no pillow on my head, cuz my hair is hawt).

    Love you girls so much! Please keep breaking down sh*t for us!

  35. Ok, since you all got to know me yesterday, made me feel so welcome and safe here.. (such a sense of relief to no longer have to hide and I can just be myself)..I hope you don’t mind if I ask for some help? I read as much as I can here, watch the New Moon clips over and over but its hard to put the peices together every day! Which is why I was asking for your help/advice/thoughts? Honestly, I know I probably won’t be able to go to the NM Movie in the theaters (although that would be a dream come true and I so want to try)…do you think I would even understand it??? Without being able to read the book? Say for instance if I watched Twilight and on the same day I watched New Moon would it make sense to me, do you think?? Your thoughts?? I hope I am explaining it right, not one of my best “thinking” days… LOL!

    Hugs to all especially UC & Moon….took me all morning but I did get a good laugh once again…you two are hilarious! XO

    • Hey Cyndi!

      This is just my two cents – but usually movie studios do keep in mind that not everyone will read the books. So I think in the situation you described, you would be able to follow pretty well.

      Thanks for sharing your letter with us all yesterday.

    • I do think that if you watched Twilight right before, the story will pick right up. I agree, that they make movies for everyone to enjoy, not just people who read the books…..

      Moon and UC were def. on fire today with the funny,… thanks again for sharing your letter yesterday.

      xo
      lpb

    • Cyndi,
      Many kudos to your courage and persistence! Maybe work up to that outing as a goal? It would be a huge milestone and worst case scenario you get to look at several buff half naked men AND Rob for an hour and a half? Really, they could be speaking in Greek and it could still be a pleasurable experience. :o)

    • Hi, Cyndi! I obviously don’t know you well, but I’ll almost bet that if you watched Twilight and New Moon in the same day, New Moon would be easy to follow. After all, all that hot Rob viewing and the love story itself could transcend almost anything. So glad to see you back here! I’ll probably wait for the DVD myself, actually, so I can watch said love and hotness from the comfort of my own home…with my BFF (my doggie) at my side. :)

      • I am here everyday thanks to my infamous Post-Its! LOL…but for the first time I felt comfortable enough to “join in” ! Thanks again for yesterday…I bet we would all be friends in “real” life…you and Sassy are so very funny!!!
        Take care!

        • Huuugssss!

          • Did you say you were from Maine too?

  36. I found a new reason to love this blog, aside from just the brilliant commentary and silliness and ideas like an “Edward transformation trailer” –

    In this singular post there were references to LOTR, Les Miserables, and AP exams.

    LTT/LTR is my nerdy oasis.

  37. Am I th eonly one who thinks that his make-up is a little over done.. I mean he’s gorgeous.. but it just looks overdone.. it makes him look older and more bad horror movie vampire rather then the perfect man who happens to be insainly pale with gold eyes..

    Just saying.. These first pics of him.. I’m a little worried

    • Ho look really different from movie to movie, for someone who’s never supposed to change, ya know? And he seems to have a schizo sense of fashion as well. But its better than the was he was described in the books, always wearing tan/white/ beige and khakis. Not hot. Movie Edward is a lot more metrosexual than book Edward.

    • Pale/dead looking is Robs normal everyday look.
      Don’t think he’s wearing make up!

  38. OMG! I saw the Victoria/Riley pix a few days ago and I’ve been running around singing sir mix a lot ever since. Put her in a pair of those WT acid wash Nikki/Rosalie jeans and she could definitely open a can of whoop-ass.

    • P.S. – Seen the new Volturi pix? Aro looks like a pale David Copperfield with greasy long hair.

  39. Maybe Mr. Les Mis is Peter from Peter & Charlotte?

    • OK – I’m a DA, just read the earlier posts about everyone figuring out the Civil Ware scene. Clearly, I only got 3s on my two AP exams because I failed to READ. Minor details…

      • I just read DA and thought “Wow a District Attorney reads LTT” LOL….now who’s the DA?…..that would be ME!

      • love your avatar-mine looks like a potato. :(.

  40. Oh you silly, silly girls! I wondered which post would finally bring me out of lurkdom, and I guess this is it. Must have been some combination of US History, Les Miz, the Rob time-machine, and of course, waffles! You always know what a girl wants. I mean, us Normal girls! Hilarious, as always. Love you guys!

  41. “yup, we’re defs stuffing our team jacob panties, so our packages scare the other bloggers, sorta like marking our territory. THIS theaters OURS bitches”

    FUNNIEST SHIT YOU LADIES HAVE EVER SAID…and that’s saying a lot!

  42. Ok, in all his deliciousness, I can’t get over that coat he’s wearing. What the hell is that? A cropped denim jean jacket? Do you know what that would look good with? A dark wash pair of jorts. Maybe some combat boots. Just sayin’.

  43. Um, LOVE!
    ‘Tis (of course) hilar!
    And thank EFF my internet decided to work again so I could read this.
    Hells yeah.

    xox

  44. is anyone else wondering wtf happened with victoria’s fashion sense as well? in twilight she was barefoot and dirty – now she’s wearing doc martens and a lace top like some ginger high school goth try hard.
    i preferred her dead animal coat, it had more of that wild-girl-of-the-mountains chich, ya know?

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  47. maybe random-on-my-own guy is Garrett. he’s got the whole long hair/old jacket thing going on…or maybe he’s someone from Carlisle or Jazz’s past..

    you ladies are amazing and witty!!! :) glad to finally find fans that can poke fun at themselves and the thing they love (TWILIGHT <3)

    • finally! glad you found us!

  48. whoa…i had tears in my eyes over this one…HILAAAARIOUS…literally…LMFAO

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