You bes be steppin' Edward! There's a new set of cheekbones in town!
Dear LTT-ers
So when the official New Moon poster leaked yesterday evening we KNEW there had to be a special “Breaking it down Vanity Fair Style” post on Letters to Twilight. So I shined the Quad Signal in the sky and we all convened at a google chat room our super top secret lair of awesomness and commenced a super-de-dooper fangirl breaking it down! So get yourself a cocktail and a comfortable chair and settle in cause this one’s a dooooozy… and see how many times Eastfriend talks about cheekbones and a special fake prize to anyone who catches how many time’s we say “that’s what she said.”
Get excited folks, New Moon is around the corner!
Themoonisdown, UnintendedChoice and the Quad
moon: myello
Eastfriend: i am here and i am enjoying deliciousness. and cheekbones.
moon: omg the bigger one is SO much better! THATS WHAT SHE SAID
UC: SOOOOO GOOOOD hahahah
moon: you can see all the details!
Eastfriend: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
UC: good start so hot. lemme pull it up. THATS what she said! off to a great start
Eastfriend: i love that jacob is in between them…that is KEY!
moon: the pissed off faces
moon: rob definitely gives better face
Eastfriend: he gives better head. ahem.
moon: that too. and the FISTS!! time to fight boys!
Eastfriend: loving the crest.
Eastfriend: CHeekBONeS. forever.
moon: no tattoo in the shot though. big reveal later
UC: I know when they did this poster
moon: it was that DAY with all those great pics on set
Eastfriend: yep.
Eastfriend: cheekbones.
UC: you’re loving those bones huh? that’s what she said
UC: He looks the same. and amazing. short hair. his hair is a bit longer now
Eastfriend: he looks exactly same, that’s why he had the orange blush on that day–photoshoot.
moon: the wardrobe
Summer Donna! Simmer down now!
UC: yep exactly. Tay’s loooking great. I’m so proud of him
Eastfriend: her hair is lamespice.
UC: like he’s my lil brother. Kristen looks beautiful though, her face
moon: jacob looks like he’s somewhere between pouting and being sassy
moon: hes been taking classes with selena at the disney school of faces
UC: Tay looks dark next to Rob. which is good. he wishes it were Selena
UC: do you think that Kristen wanted to push over Taylor to get to Rob? but couldn’t b/c of his huge native american muscles?
EastFriend: rob is 100% better than last poster. thank GOD!
UC: So far this photographer is awesome i mean.. the green screen is cool. and the photoshopper is awesome
Eastfriend: CHEEkboneS.
Moon: yea SO much better than the last. he looks more real and less lame-o vampire
Much more to be covered… Rob’s makeup tips, inspecting things south of the border, Westfriend weighs in and MORE after the cut
Benetint lip color, MAC eyeshadow in Knight Divine... 3 coats of mascara and repeat!
The Quad covers makeup tips courtesy of Rob:
Eatfriend: his eye make up is DID
moon: rob is defs working the smokey eye
Eastfriend: DID, I say. and it’s totally the MAC smoky eye, too,
UC: I have that color in MAC
We, uh… inspect things down south:
Eastfriend: wonder if either of them are hard?
Eastfriend: i went there. i did.
UC: that’s what shes said
UC: Oh-you really meant it! they both are prob. especially tay
Moon: oh taylor is for sure. thats why he’s turned around
UC: he’s never been that close to a girl like that before
Moon: too embarassing
UC: and kristen’s like.. ‘ewwwww’
Moon: and shes touching his delt
Eastfriend lets us in on a little secret…
Eastfriend: um….
Eastfriend: do we LOVE that i am OLDER than selena’s mother. embarrassing.
UC: you are NOT
Moon: what?!!! no way
Eastfriend: yep. she’s 32. had selena at 16.
Moon: NO WAY!! WOAH
Eastfriend: kill me now.
Eastfriend: hi–my daughter could be effing taylor. or not effing. DRY HUMPING.
UC: that is unbelievable
Moon: well babies having babies aint nothing to be killin over
Westfriend is out on another mission and can’t make it into the chat… she texts in her thoughts…
UC: Westfriend is text breaking it down: Kristen looks hawt. I approve of Rob’s bangingness. I would be her fake les, just in that pic. Replace me with Jake. In between her and Rob
Eastfriend: sorry… i crawled into his cheekbones and got lost for a minute. the DEFINITION!
He is man, er Vampire hear him roar!
Moon: chest hair. they left it in
EastFriend: CHEST HAIR. “Early pubes.”
UC: where? chest hair?
UC: do you have it BIG? that’s what she said
UC: i don’t see chest hair. i have it big too
Moon: yes the big one, rob has chest hair
Eastfriend: did you read that gossip crap that he was on some yacht with paris? DIE. and EWWWWWW.
UC: yes but that they didn’t speak. but Rob on a YACHT!? yes please!
Eastfriend: soooooooo lame. soooooooo not him. he’s back at his hotel now. Kristen snuck into France. she’s between his legs now. i said that. i did.
UC: yes you did!!!
Moon: i came back from swiffering the bathroom floor to THAT!
UC: and Moon comes out from nowhere. i love that you’re cleaning the bathroom, for the new roomie
Eastfriend: ok…so I make it way bigger. that’s what…you know…
UC: that’s what she said 🙂
Eastfriend: and yes…the chest hair is KILLING ME
UC: I need to make it bigger
Eastfriend: his hair is PERFECTION in this. PERFECTION, I repeat.
UC: making it bigger now
Moon: ctrl + apparently thats what all the kids are doing these days!
UC: DUDE chest hair!!!!!! i just screen shot it
Moon: we can figure out his eye shadow tricks this way
UC: he looks amazing they all do. i cannot wait, is is november yet
UC: (ps.. i just realized yest. i accidentally added Lee lindsey as a category.. instead of a tag. hahaha)
Eastfriend: in those boots she is WORTHY of a category.
UC: I love it.. taylor blocking edward from Bella
Eastfriend: he’s still not big enough. they got some work to do in Eclipse, is all i’m saying.
UC: he’s huge!
Eastfriend: but he’s not bigger than “Edward.” and he has to be. or else i’ll stomp my feet like a petulant child, or like Stephenie Meyer reacting to MS being leaked
TA-DA! The End. What were your thoughts?
Join in the daily chat over at the forum!
Sources: our very own Director of Robsigation: Jbell, NewMoonMovie.org and Spunk-Ransom.com and whoever accidently hit the publish button a day early over at the Washington Times!
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Letters to Twilight 
i´m jumping up and down. in my head.
taylor has a weird gaze going on, but the poster is still great.
i´m wondering if robward will be having his all so sexy chesthair in the volterra-trying-to-show-his-sparkleness-to-humans-scene?
EXCITEMENT!!!
(i´m so jealous btw, i get to see new-moon-stuff, but new the actual movie won´t be in german cinemas until jan2010)
omg! how will you contain yourself??!!
i have no clue. i thought about selling all my stuff to afford a flight ticket to america, but i kinda need my things…
OME!
It’s super-hot.
*Swooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!*
They all look so fierce.
And the convo – ROFL!
News of epic proportions on this fine Tuesday morning. I’m going to Nordstroms today to buy that MAC eyecolor. I have the Benetint already. Of course. But I need his smokey eye, too.
Also…I am really loving his shirt. If this is an indication that there will be NO Edward in a lame Member’s Only wanna be jacket, then I’m very, very, very happy.
grab me some of that shade too!
W-O-W, W-O-W,
So freaking HOT!!! I think Kristen looks really sexish, and Robert with the YUMMY chest hair. Mmmmm, oops sorry I fell into a day dream *wink* They all look great! Ummm, I am placing my hands over my ears (singing mary had a little lamb) and NOT hearing ANYTHING about K, and Robert together, No No NO! See now I want that Time Machine to go forward to Novemeber….
this picture made me jizz in my pants. in class. they all look 8479375923 times better!
i counted that’s what she said SEVEN TIMES owwWwh
I counted that’s what she said 7 times too. There was a half that’s what she said, so 7 and 1/2 HAHAHA
Hey Twilight Lexicon has a link to some HOT HOT HOT pics of Robert in France, he even has a NEW SHIRT!!! Damn is looks good enough to eat…..
shirt must have come from a gift bag
The shirt and the shoes were totally in the gift bag… Im sure we will be seeing a lot of both of those items in the next year…
im diggin the poster fo sho..and the commentary had me laughing out loud, as usual..they all look hott! cant wait for november.
Fan girl squees all around. I was just randomly checking my phone last night and caught all this yummy goodness when it broke!! How many people do you think got fired for releasing this bad boy a day early?
prob just 1!
can’t believe it is finally here! *SWOON*
I am loving this!! I like the vein popping out on Taylor’s arm….very yummy. And thanks for pointing out that I too am older than SG mom. I am going to go off and die somewhere now. Seeyabye.
that is NOT normal so you’re NOT alone! 😉
i love love LOVE the poster!
rob, taylor and kristen are all piping hot! of course i didn’t expect anything less from rob so no surprise there. oh and i feel like it needs to be said: i would like to express my heartfelt thanks to summit for giving the ladies something extra special: Rob’s CHEST HAIR!
who’s selen?
selena gomez… tay tay’s lil cute girl that’s a friend.. or more… we’ll post about it soon:)
never heard of her.
Yay! It’s that much closer! I’m hoping that maybe Kristen fell into a vat of radioactive waste and it gave her the ability to actually act! 😀
Well….. we can dream, right?
I love how they have them set up, with Jacob in between them. And Taylor looks delicious. Can’t wait to see him running around half-naked, if you know what i’m sayin’.
a vat of radioactive waste! HAHA!
I’m loving all the “that’s what she said” jokes… I said that to my 3 year old the other day and laughed for a good 20 minutes… yep, I’m a bad mother who watches too much beavis & butthead…
I am literally swooning at the new poster! I want some of that MAC eyeshadow too… wonder if Rob could do a tutorial on how to get those smokey eyes?
Love it when you gals break it down vanity style, I send every single post to my husband so he can laugh at the hilarity of it all 🙂 Thanks for all the laughs! Keep them coming!!!
hahaha your poor husband! we owe him a drink!
haha… thanks for the ctrl+ tip… who knew?
… thnx for the ctrl+ tip… who knew we could all experience Rob more closely!…
OME OME OME OME OME OME OME OME….somebody help me I just completely freaked out AT WORK OME OME…hyperventalating!!!!!
get a brown paper bag and try to breathe normally!! it’s gonna be alright! and awesome!
lol Thanks Moon, you will be happy to know I have recovered! just slighlty woooosey now 😉
LUV IT!
You ladies did NOT disappoint!! Yayz!!
Gonna go over to the Forum and keep squeeing like I did last night!! Total awesomeness!!
Btw, the NewMoonMovie.org desktop is SOOO my desktop now, too!! WIN!!
OMG!!!!! I LOOOVVVEEEE the poster…Jacob looks uber creepy but whateves…and ROB looks DEE-VINE!!! And of course her royal twatness looks like well…her sourpuss self but thats nor here nor there…I am SO excited/pumped can’t wait for the movie!!!! 😀
Ok, I’m with Eastfriend…I could be Selena’s mom…bad part is that she and my little sister look EXACTLY alike…I could be mistaken for her ACTUAL mother…but I would TOTES be like Sam B’s mom…rockin thigh high boots and being a total milf…
Tay-Tay would be singing:
“Selena’s mom has got it goin’ on
Selena’s mom has got it goin’ on
Selena’s mom has got it goin’ on
Selena’s mom has got it goin’ on
Selena, can I come over after school? (after school)
We can hang around by the pool (hang by the pool)
Did your mom get back from her business trip? (business trip)
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)
You know, I’m not the little boy that I used to be*THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID*
I’m all grown up now, baby can’t you see
Selena’s mom has got it goin’ on
She’s all I want and I’ve waited for so long
Selena, can’t you see you’re just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I’m in love with Selena’s mom
Selena’s mom has got it goin’ on
Selena’s mom has got it goin’ on
Selena, do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn)
Your mom came out with just a towel on (towel on)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (the way she stared)
And the way she said, “You missed a spot over there” (a spot over there)
And I know that you think it’s just a fantasy
But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me
Selena’s mom has got it goin’ on
She’s all I want, and I’ve waited so long
Selena, can’t you see you’re just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong,
but I’m in love with Selena’s mom
Selena’s mom has got it goin’ on
She’s all I want and I’ve waited for so long,
Selena can’t you see your just not the girl for me,
I know it might be wrong but oh oh
(I know it might be wrong)
I’m in love with (Selena’s mom oh oh)
(Selena’s mom oh oh)
I’m in love with Selena’s mom
“moon: hes been taking classes with selena at the disney school of faces”
LMFAO!
or maybe it’s barbazon!
seriously he’s doing the ‘oh hale naaaaah’ face on page 43 of the handbook
taylor looks kinda shiny. like he was oiled up or something.
Can’t.stop.staring.at.his.jaw…
Not going there with whose Mum I could be……breathe…….breathe…….Chest Hair….Chest Hair….Chest Hair……Hmmmm I’m in my Happy Place….because That’s Normal right?
❤ ❤ ❤ Love the Quad ❤ ❤ ❤
Yowza. This looks so much better than the creepy Twilight poster, I was scared of Edward in that one, but this one…yum! I could eat him up! (that’s what she said).Thanks again Quad, for breaking it down, I love it!
I can’t pick out my favorite part, but it may have been the ‘swiffering’…
Oh, and the Cullen Cuff is hawt, but I think if I saw someone wearing it in real life it would look kind of silly…. Is it just me?
omg, cheekbones is right!! also “dry humping.” amazing! so true and hilarious. love it!
I hope that the improvement of this poster is an indication that CW has stepped it up a notch for New Moon. I will be sooooo pissed if he f@#$s this up. And yes they are gonna have to do something drastic for Eclipse b/c Edward is still bigger than Jacob (that’s what I said 😉 ) and that just won’t do for my fave tent scene!
the tent scene… oh man. i wish i had eclipse here so i can read it.
im not a space heater!
LMAO….[Eastfriend: wonder if either of them are hard?]
You guys are the best. The whole thing was so funny.
:O
Wow. HHH, indeed!!!! Taylor totally looks weird in this shot, though. At first, without the awesome awesomeness of the zoom feature, I thought he was the dude playing….ack! I can’t remember his name! All I can think of is Seth and that’s not right. The leader. What’s the friggin’ leader of the pack’s name?! Anyway, I thought it was him, which makes no sense and then I realized it was Jacob. But Rob, as per his usual, looks smokin’. Waaay smokin’. Cheekbones and jaw porn. I’m done. And Kristen looks fake lesbian hot to the max.
Um, is it Sam, the guy who finds her?
LMAO
I just realised that I’ve been saying “wow” in a low voice for about 20 minutes whilst looking at the poster.That’s normal.
P.S:Just the thought of Edward in this movie also makes me jizz in my pants.
That IS normal, you’re right
Dear Quad,
I am not sure what I like more, the praise for Tay Tay’s huge “native american muscles”, which must be different from, other “non-native american muscles”, the make-up tips, or the fact that I could also have a child that could be humping Tay Tay. You guys ROCK!
Yours,
Janetrigs
I love it. YAAAAAYYYY!!! Super excited! How long til november?
seriously jess. seriously 184 days??
“Not effing…DRY HUMPING”
hahahahaha!
awesome cause its true.
On a more serious note though– the chest hair. Man. Can’t. Stop. Staring. Thanks for the close up ladies!!
OMFG, that’s what she said. 😀
Cheekbones! Cheekbones! Cheekbones! XD I know, right? Excpecially Rob’s. *pours icy cold water over self*
I congradulate the makeup artist for this movie. THANK YOU for making Rob look smexy vanilla and Taylor look hot chocolaté, whoever you guys are, thanks. Also, Kris looks great (she always looks great to me but whatevs…^^;)
And I’m a creative soul, so you know (now) that I draw and write a lot. I love how whoever did this poster knows that they had to convey how Bella, Edward, & Jacob all feel in New Moon. The way Jacob is holding Bella back from Edward, and the way Bella’s expression on her face just says it all, her confusion, her emotions, the way she’s trying to get to Edward but is still holding onto Jacob (we all read the books, I don’t need to go that far)…perfect. 😀
11 . 20 . 09. Midnight showing, her I come!
xoxo
Alexx
LOLLL DRY HUMPING.. loves it!!!
one of the BEST breakin it down ive read! you guys totally made my day.. i LOVE the poster! edward looks like sex on fire! jacob, kinda looks like he wants to burst out laughin.. LOL but dayummmmmm rob’s got some serious cheekbone/jaw porno goin on there! time for a cold shower! 😛
o.. and i counted.. 7x that you guys said “thats what she said”
Rob is gorgeousss in this picture!! and i love the shirt.
Kristen actually looks really pretty, but if i were her in this scenario i’d be feeling up taylor’s buffed up arm for about a second and then pushing him outta the frigging way to get to Rob, yummm..
Great discussion girls, sooo hilarious!!
Do you think they new what they were doing with the jawporn?
Do you think the turned his head on a fluke…can they possibly know…No, no they couldn’t …oh
HECK YEA they know ….”thud”
ummm the eye contacts are so much better this time. I mean you enlarge the picture “ahem” like a gazillion times you can really see his eyes…and Kristen looks really great! Oh yea Jacob looks fit…but kind of has a pouty look…dunno lol
love the poster! love the quad!
i kinda love the fists..tay clenches his fists and robs left hands like a claw..ya know what i mean?
but OMG i have to wait soo long for new moon cause the austrian release date is in january..
but hey, ill be paitient. or at least ill try..and ive got LTT and LTR to help me through the next months..:)
Lovin Tay-tay’s “back off bitch” look and the clentched fist ready for a fight. Love Robward’s anuished, longing look at Bella and the awkward, empty hands. This sums up New Moon nicely.
Its my screen saver now, just cropped out Kstew…and imagining myself squuezed in between Robward Tay-tay.
How many months till November?
better cover? yes? no?
WILL aaron dallas destroy elizabeth and jeffery’s happiness?
HAHAHA oh sweet valley high… the slutty version of the babysitters club!
LOVE this comment. WIN!
I’m with you, that link is brilliant.
I loved the breakdown! And love that Moon says “myello” and LMAO at Kristen in France inbetween Rob’s legs, LOL!
“sorry… i crawled into his cheekbones and got lost for a minute”
“hes been taking classes with selena at the disney school of faces”
Love it! And is it bad that I just want to skip over summer and have it be Nov already?
Myello! I think this poster is so much better than the lame-ass Twilight posters in which Rob is unrecognizeable as human, and Kristen is a simpering little girl. And Tater looks kinda MANLY!
Plus, the Quad, as usual, does not disappoint. And I love that Moon was swiffering and chatting. Swiffer is a gift from the gods.
Have officially decided not to use the Gravatar. Hate the fact that my name is not available. I’ll go back to pink hourglass monster instead. That is all.
Ummm..shoot. The gravatar seems to actually work. I’m not used to blundering around technologically, and these posts can’t be erased. Feel free to come over to the Forum and call me a Technotard. *blushing*
multi tasking!!! duty called and so did the bathroom floor. at the same damn time!
Ooooh I LOVE it! Although I’d like to thump KStew outta the pic. THEN it would be PERFECT!!!!
As the resident MAC makeup artist Im going to go out on a limb and say that Rob is not wearing Knight Divine, instead Im guessing Smut is his eye color of choice. He is most Def. wearing MAC’s Blush Baby Blush, and let it be known that Taylor is wearing some guyliner…. Make the picture big and it will be clear that he’s got himself some Graph Black on those lids of his.
PS
Summer Donna is one of my favorite SNL skits of all time… I just quoted that yesterday to my sister… she didn’t get it… Im glad there are people out there who still remember it.
YES! i will consult you as the official MAC make up artists for all future posts… i had to make a quick guess and knight divine was it…
ps i need some new colors. tell me whats hot
pps no one can ever forget summer donna!
I’m gonna be from the state of Hell if you don’t simmah down now!!
lol, I love that one, too.
“i came back from swiffering the bathroom floor to THAT!”
hahaha i died when i read that. you girls are HILARIOUS!!
my friend christina texted me last night the pic from perezhilton.com and i didn’t get it until this morning when i woke up for school. *need to look up imdb news faster.
sometimes they make me blush 😉
I totally want to make out with the person who took this pic – the promo shots for Twilight were so effing awful and then those images ended up on everything – probably save me a couple hundred bucks – at least! – in “merch I didn’t buy” but holy crap I am happy that they are off to such a bangin’ good start for NM promo!
Thanks for breaking it down so good! [that’s what she said…]
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we win!
“but he’s not bigger than “Edward.” and he has to be. or else i’ll stomp my feet like a petulant child, or like Stephenie Meyer reacting to MS being leaked”
Seriously. Truer words have never been spoken! There needs to be some Xeces-from-300/Hagrid-from-Harry Potter digital enhancement all over Taylor in New Moon. If Jacob isn’t at LEAST 6’7″ by the time Bella goes cliff diving I’m going to go batsh*t.
Still, the poster is awesome! And so it the Quad!! Thanks for making me giggle at work, yet again. 🙂