This is how you found us? Vol. 3

Dear LTT-ers and lost Googlers- April is drawing to a close so it’s once again time to crack into our vaults of search terms. I know, I know! It’s just like (buttcrack) Santa came last night and left us all kinds of fun gifts.  So for the uninitiated, wordpress has this handy dandy feature that [...]

Free Therapy for the Twilight Lover

Dear needy Twilighters, We really should start charging. I mean every day we get e-mails and comments from people all over the globe thanking us for giving them an outlet for their Twi-(and Rob) session & an opportunity to connect with other people “just like them.” I mean, people who meet on LTR & LTT [...]

Weekend at Oregano’s

Dear Micheal (I won’t call you Oregano for this one)- We saw the pictures on Lainey (where else?) today and just wanted to thank you for making Kristen smile! It seems like a long time since that ol sour puss has seemed genuinely happy and excited to doing something, even walking down the street with [...]

How to create your very own Unicorn

Dear “All the single (LTT) ladies,” I know. It’s rough out there. You meet a nice fella, and he takes you out, but it just doesn’t feel right. He took you to a day-time baseball game so clearly he doesn’t sparkle. In like 10 minutes he consumed 3 cheeseburgers and 4 hot dogs with chilli [...]

Sunday Morning Worship – Girls of Twilight

Dear LTT Worshipers (mostly the dudes today!) and ladies of Twilight- In light of all the recent brouhaha over the  release of the Wolfpack official picture, the ET promo clips where we swooned hardcore over Jacob, the whole Jackson and the bat thing and well of course our main squeeze Rob we thought we’d spend [...]

Unicorns in their natural habitat

Dear Kellan & Peter, We know what was going on here. We got your secret signal: Peter: Hey Kellan, come here. Kellan: Yeah, Peter? Peter: Check this out…(whispers) Ok, see that camera over there? Kellan: Nice! Whip out the book! The LTT girls are going to go nuts! Peter: Yeah, they’re always talking about the [...]

We may or may not be excited for New Moon

Caution: Extreme fangirl letter! Dear Chris Weitz, THIS IS WHY WE DO THIS! We blog for moments like today when we saw the ET promo videos for New Moon. Because we LOVE THIS SAGA and THIS is what it’s all about! (Believe it or not, THIS is what we blog for! Not forums, Not comments, [...]

Peter Facinelli: Dr Cullen and Mike Dexter all rolled into one

Dear Peter- Why are you the coolest person ever? Fo realz… EVER! This is probably one of my favoritest pictures I’ve ever seen of you because this shows that you totally get it! If I was an actor in the Twilight saga I would be doing this stuff all day long. Carrying around a Bop [...]

The Wolfpacks 2nd favorite place to hang out

Dear Wolfpack Boys- First off can I just say “DAAAAAAANNNMMM Gina!” You guys are such Panty Rufflers* (copyright ltt and kristen!) for doing this to us! Shirtless, abs, tattoos, hot boys! But NO Jacob?? UGGHH you’re killing me! I was having one hellacious day until this picture was sent to me and all was once [...]

A Two Unicorn Tuesday

To my husband, the newest unicorn – I have bugged you for months about Twilight, annoyed you would probably be the more appropriate term. You despised it and I’m pretty sure the eye rolling was an uncontrollable reflex every time the words “Twilight” or “Robert Pattinson” crossed my lips. And I was fine with that, [...]