The Edward action figure is kinda a slut…

Dear Edward,

I can hang with the fact that you’re a 108 year old vampire trapped inside the body of a beautiful, sexy, perfect 17-yr-old, but what I don’t get is this miniature version of you that’s EVERY WHERE these days. How do you do it!? I know you run fast… but you’re EVERY WHERE at ONCE!

Not to mention that no one seems to know what to call you. We’ve always just referred to you as the “Edward Cullen Doll” (or my ‘very own crappy Edward‘) but have also heard you called micro-Edward, little Edward or, our favorite, “Pocket Edward” (which of course was the creation of our dear friend, Lauren, from Lauren’s Bite). Regardless of what we call you, you seem kinda slutty. You’re spending a lot of time with a LOT of woman, and I’m getting a little jealous.

Stop it, k?
<3 UnintendedChoice

laurendollJust promise me you didn’t send any of the “other” girls a Valentine like the one you and Lauren made for me (in case you’re wondering if Eddie wrote that he’s depressed because

1) he’s stuck with Bella
2) I am married and
3) he was late with his v-tines greeting, all those things are true.

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aCarla saw you at the hospital
miniedward4I was at the hospital this morning visiting my husband when I heard a page for Dr. Cullen to room 744.

I thought this can’t be Dr. Carlisle Cullen, what would he be doing here? I went down the hall and there stood Edward, I was in shock! I asked him what he and Dr. Cullen were doing here in Kansas and he said that they were passing through and stopped by to check up on an old patient of Dr. Cullen’s that was ill.

Edward and I walked around the hospital talking while Dr. Cullen tended to his patient and he didn’t mind if I took pictures. It was a great time and I wanted to share them. By the way, no pictures of my husband and Edward as my husband was asleep at the time, but Dr. Cullen checked on him and said that he was going to be fine. Carla

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A day at the (fake) beach

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You took AJ & her friends to the beach near the Ohio University campus (AJ says she uses the term beach loosely, and I’m glad because I didn’t THINK there were “beaches” in Ohio!)

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Pocket Edward enjoys his first hockey game

Jena said she had a LOT of fun with you at the University of Nebraska at Omaha vs. Notre Dame hockey game, even though UNO lost 3-4.

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Find out where else Pocket/Mini/Crappy/Little/Micro Edward sluts it out after the jump!

Natsu sent us this picture of Eddie enjoying reading LetterstoRob!

Natsu sent us this picture of you enjoying reading LetterstoRob! Maybe YOU can write your own letter to Rob!

Natasha claims she MARRIED you at one point, but I think she's just telling us that so we'd post her picture on the interwebs (and it WORKED!)

Natasha claims she MARRIED you at one point, but I think she's just telling us that so we'd post her picture on the interwebs (and it WORKED!)

Vickyb and Mama2Bella took Eddie along to see the premiere of "How To Be" in San Jose! So nice of you to support Rob!

Vickyb and Mama2Bella took you along to see the premiere of "How To Be" in San Jose! So nice of you to support Rob!

Find out where else in the world the Edward Cullen doll has been!

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35 Responses

  1. Wow…the pocket Edward thing has really blown up!!

  2. Yay, I love the Continuing Adventures of Pocket Edward. I breathlessly await hearing if JBell took him to Britney’s Tampa concert–hopefully shielding his eyes during the cooteer flash.

  3. awwww i love pocket edward, you all inspired me to get one of my own, so i drove the 30 minutes to the only mall in town and Hot Topic had just run OUT of Edward action figures, they said he is in high demand and the last one had been sold to a lady about 5 minutes before I got there, it was all I could do to restrain myself from finding that woman and offering her double what she paid for little Edward, oh well, I will wait for the next shipment.

  4. So I’ve been thinking

    One of us really needs to win the New Moon contest so we can get Robert to write a special message on LTR

    How frickin cool would that be?

    • I was thinking about that too…that I wanted to enter since we all learned from LTR and Heather, we should enter every contest that could possibly end in meeting Rob.

      However, I suck at being creative in under a minute and on video. I know those lil tween girls could kick my ass at some video editing. I’m sure we’d all (Rob included) rather see a real woman win!

      • amen, you know these tween girls are going crazy editing for hours.

        I have a couple ideas that include my husband.

        i’ve been trying to convince him for the past couple days but he’s uneasy with the disclaimer that they own the rights to our video and can use it however they want.

      • I suck at that sort of thing too. I’m more than happy to let you all enter, win, and post your story and pics here…and with any luck a video of you and Rob surfing LTT/LTR addressed to all of us. Not too much to ask for my sacrifice, right?

  5. I got a pocket Edward tooo LOL love him!!!! :)

  6. ha ha ha! I love the pocket Edward sightings! I need to take my Edward out and about and get some pictures.

  7. I wanted to do that contest too! im really good at video editing but i can’t think of any original ideas for under one minute. also they have a lot of restrictions on what you can and can’t put in the video! its frustrating!

  8. awww MELISSA is entering the contest and she is gonna WIN :)
    Oh was talking about waiting on Pocket Edward and why hasn’t he arrived yet…so asked my friendly UPS man at work whilst he was making his deliveries…”Where is my pocket Edward?” lol ummmm his response cannot be put on this site..but lets just say he thought Pocket Edward was a nickname for something ELSE…”blush”

    • LOL!! I can only imagine the look on BOTH of your faces.

    • ROFL! I can just imagine that conversation!

      • yes I was just glad it was the “occasional” UPS man and not the “daily” UPS man as I would have to find a new job haha

  9. Oh I should send in my pics of the day I go my P. E. . He got to drive, eat some french fries and ice cream, and said he would by me new flowers. lol

  10. i LOVE the ‘beach’ photo from near Ohio U!!! in fact, i have a photo of myself of that very beach (from several years ago…so, sadly it’s without edward).

    however, Edward will be making a trip to Disney World with me in 45 days. i’m sure he’s going to enjoy himself. :)

    • Stroud’s Run is such a fantastic “beach”. Edward had a ton of fun! :-)

  11. I can’t wait to take Pocket Eddie to Forks/Seattle/Alaska in June… I’m so damn excited for him to show me around and maybe run into Tanya and the fam in Alaska. LOL

    @Tigerlily – I did take PE with me to Britney, but he sadly never made it out of my purse. There was just too much excitement what with the cooter flashing and all…

    • I am going to Forks/Seattle in June too! Twinners!

  12. What I want to know is who is the chick holdin’ the pineapple? Keep an eye on her; she’s trying to get in on the Edward action.

    • that’s willow, one of my willow tree angels. after this pic was taken i had to keep them separated… she and her “sisters” tried to make edward have a 4some

      • willow tree angles are SO slutty… ill have to remember when i take little eddie home cause my mom has a TON… i’ll espcially have to watch out at christmas cause the willow mary and angel of the lord are total whores.

        • keep him away from the sheep in the manger scene….

        • Those willow trollops, I’m tellin’ ya! You have to keep your eye on them.

  13. Don’t worry, all of these Pocket Edwards aren’t cheating because they each are manufactured with the essence of Rob/Edward inside them. They’re all basically mini plastic clones of our Rob that we can use at our will. Thus the fascination with them. I’m working on my Mini Edward/ Mini Spike (from btvs) comic strip… I have a bunch of ideas, I just gotta get past midterms first! I doubt my professors would be sympathetic if I said I didn’t study because I was photographing my sexy plastic action figures..

  14. Pocket Edward is seeing more of the whole wide world than he ever dreamed. And meeting more hot women in the process. Bella better watch her back.

  15. I am so bummed about the New Moon contest…it falls right in between 2 important weekend events in my RL. I had such a good idea too. And if I would have won, I totally would have had Rob give a shout out to LTR. *sniff*

  16. I love all the Edward sightings! I crack up every time I see them. They are too funny. We’ve got a collection of them ourselves.

  17. Mommy, mommy, I want a Pocket Edward and I want it NOW!!!!

  18. Awww, the Valentine Edward made you was presh. He needed some help with the scissors and glue, which I took care of, but he thought up the design all by himself.

  19. dang it! I want a Pocket Edward so bad! I know he wants to be here in Nome with me and see the Iditarod, and hang out in my office, and go gold panning, and fishing, and play in the snow, and swim in the Bering Sea! oh why oh why must the mall be so far away! =( I want to order him, but my DH would be furious….I already had to butter him up just so I could pre-order the DVD! I don’t think he can handle my obsession….he might snap if I go running around town with P.E. taking photos! =( sad!
    someday I WILL have my Pocket Edward….and what a glorious day that will be!

  20. “so asked my friendly UPS man at work whilst he was making his deliveries…”Where is my pocket Edward?” lol ummmm his response cannot be put on this site..but lets just say he thought Pocket Edward was a nickname for something ELSE…”blush”

    LMAO! I would have loved to have seen the reaction!
    And now Edward’s getting it on with Willow Tree angels? ROTFLMAO! That’d be a hilarious porn post!

    • haha hilarious jena!

  21. ha ha my evil plan worked be it the genious I am LOL. You really don’t believe that I married him UC?? This hurts my feelings, ours is a secret love we have to hide from the public so all the crazies in their poofy pants dont take us out with a semi automatic weapon. I am a kind and caring individual so thus I will share (but not with Robpoofpantsgal) with the select few my special man.

  22. This shiz is the funniest thing. Do people give you weird looks when you are doing a mini photo shoot with Mini Ed? Or do you do this discretely during your travels?

    You guys have been bringing me laughs through my mundane days!

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