Lainey Gossip & I just may become friends…

Dear Lainey, a I think we need to be friends. I know, I know, why in the WORLD would you want to be friends with a Twilight/Rob “Open Mouth” Pattinson lover like me, (and more importantly why the H would I want to be friends with a smut-hound, Twi-hater like you?) but hear me out. [...]

Another Jackson post… yet again

Dear Jacksper- Since we didn’t get to rock out with you and that thing you call a band this week (Thanks for canceling by the way, whatever it’s not like UC and I are together every Tuesday my dear but anycrap…) We’re apparently going to OD on posts about you instead. See what you do [...]

2nd Hand Embarrassed – Jacob/Renesmee

Dear Stephenie Meyer- I’ve always been a little weirded out with the whole Jacob/Renesmee imprinting scenario, never mind how I can NEVER spell “Renesmee” correctly. But that’s a different post for another day. Back to Jacob and Renesmee… seriously though I understand it’s not like a sick-o gross pedi thing and I get that it [...]

Thanks, but we already know we’re fabulous

Dear Twilight, I don’t understand who is reading this when I write “Dear Twilight.” Is it you, Stephanie? Or the CEO of Summit Entertainment? Don’t tell me it’s just an intern at Little, Brown and Company publishing because I’ll quit right now. It better be the entire cast of Twilight- seriously. We appreciate all the [...]

A Haiku for KStew

Dear Kristen- As you know, this past weekend Moon & I were together in LA with my husband and his best friend (the bff).  We dragged their butts all over LA and made them sit in the back of the 2 door car Moon drives. We loved every minute of our girl-power. We were shocked [...]

Breakin’ all the rules – My First Time

Dear LTT folks- When I first saw Twilight in the movie theaters, it was the Saturday (22nd) after it came out. I was trying to wait till I went home for Thanksgiving so I could beg my mom and cousin (lilcrazycow) to go with me. But I woke up that morning and couldn’t take it [...]

Fan Art – Bella

Dear Bella, We’ve given an award already to Adrienne Trafford for her amazing dipiction of you, but she deserves all the awards in the world. Today Adrienne gets the “You gave UnintendedChoice goosebumps and made her cry” award for this picture entitled Deepest Loss. Adrienne writes on her site that she was thinking many things [...]

One picture, two takes: Jacksper’s edition

Take One: Dear Jacksper- It’s awesome to see that you’ve taken up a part time job as an Elvis impersonator to fill all your down time while filming New Moon. So tell me, do the grandma’s swoon when you sing “Hunka Hunka Burnin’ Love” or perhaps they cry when you croon “Fools Rush In?” But [...]

This if how you found us? Vol. 2

Dear LTT/LTR Readers and Random Googlers – It’s that time of the month again! Time to go trolling through the search terms that led people to our site. Last month we started this feature because we wanted to share with you awesome readers some of the funny stuff UC and I see on the ‘backend’ [...]

Ashley Greene our new BFF

Dear Ashley, Friday night was a night of amazing luck.  Not only did my flight get in 52 minutes early, but Moon BOOKED IT over to Hollywood after work (without eating any dinner- that’s commitment) got us tickets for your appearance at Hot Topic, picked me & the hubster up at LAX, and drove us [...]