2nd-hand embarassment

Dear girl in this video, What did you said after :43 cuz I didn’t watch? I was wayyyyy too embarassed. Love, UnintendedChoice Thanks to Emily W. for the heads up on the vid. XO More 2nd-hand Embarassment here *if some of the vids are no longer available, it’s cuz the vid makers got embarassed that [...]

He agrees with us!

Dear Kristen and the recent haters- 2nd question: What is it that you can’t bear about the person next to you? Rob: “Her personality.” BOOM. Roasted! (office anyone?) See! Even Robert agrees with us! Love ya the gals who run this joint

This is how you found us??

Dear LTT/LTR Readers and random Googlers- When we started this blog we weren’t really sure anyone would show up and it was mostly a place for us to catalog all the funny things we had said about Twilight and Rob… but little did we know you all would show up. And boy, did you ever! [...]

OH HALE NAH!

Dear Kristen Stewart’s Dad: John Stewart Today our lovely friend Leigh Anne sent us a post about why Kristen Stewart didn’t present at the Oscars and you said this: Access’ Billy Bush got the answer on the red carpet, when he asked Kristen’s father, John Stewart, why she wasn’t presenting with Robert Pattinson. John responded [...]

A Halloween Surprise

Dear Edward, When Halloween rolled around last October, my husband informed me he would be dressing up like you. At first I thought he was joking, but it turned out he was serious. It was something I secretly desired and being the great catch he is, he actually went through with it. I was afraid [...]

Twilight- the Lost Script

Dear Twilight, I must be really out of it here because I thought I had read/seen/heard everything related to you that was published in the last 2 years, but I totally missed this one. MSN did a hilarious post called “Twilight- the lost Script” back in November.  I captured the pictures and hilarious convo for [...]

Some Dirt… the AnnaLynne McCord edition

Dear Kellan- Could you please be a pal and keep your girlfriend/shag buddy/whatever she is outta all the Twilight news? Cause if I see her weird cat-face one more time yapping about anything Twi-related I think I’ll go nutty. And besides I’m not sure she’s read the entire bible in 365 days. Just sayin. Now [...]

2nd hand embarassed- it’s getting worse, ya’ll

Eddie-Beddie Dear Edward, I’m sorry. This is weird. And Rob, babe….seriously you need a new lawyer. Don’t let your contract be allowing this kind of nonsense. Love, Us Special thanks to JBell for finding this gem! If you love this and want more, this special link is just for you- you can create your very [...]

Move over Rob, I’ll take Kellan

Dear Kellan, So, I’ve met you 3 times and I’ll stand in line for days to meet you 3 more times. I don’t get the whole hype on Rob. I mean, don’t get me wrong, the guy is amazingly gorgeous, but you are one of the sweetest people I have ever met. Is it totally crazy [...]

Round Two is a no-go

Dear Nikki Reed, I know you’re probably pretty bummed that Rob’s been in town since Tuesday and hasn’t called you yet.  I wouldn’t take it too personally. He just got here and he needs to get fitted for his tux, try on his shoes, shave, unpack his one pair of pants and black shoes, grab [...]