CHOOSE! Just make a decision already!!

Dear Bella, in Eclipse chapters 22-25 (well actually most of the book)- I kinda freaking HATE you. Your inability to make a decision and almost hairpin waffling between Edward and Jacob makes me want to punch your dumb, whiney high school face. You finally have your supposed DREAM MAN back, he’s pledged his forever love [...]

To Michael Oregano:

Dear Michael Arangano, Hey. I know I haven’t been the nicest to you in the past, so I’m writing to apologize. Plus you’re kinda cute in this picture, and that’s the first time I’ve thought that. So good job. Anyway, I’ve been feeling kinda bad for you with all the tweens of the world hoping [...]

The rarest type of Unicorn

In continuing with our Unicorn series, we had a real-life friend submit her find. (By ‘real-life-friend’ we mean someone we’ve actually met opposed to become bff’s over the internet with. Cuz despite the fact that we spend all our time on here, we actually have real lives. We use our real lives to stalk Rob, but [...]

One picture, Two takes: a blogger divided

Take 1 – Dear Kristen – I’m usually not your biggest fan (as you might know, if you read these other letters, seriously they’re for your own good!) but I saw this picture on TMZ (gross i KNOW!) and I had to stop and give you props, cause dang girl you’re keeping it real with [...]

I can paint with all the colors of the wind

Dear Vancouver, British Columbia, Hello. My name is UnintendedChoice, and I wanted to introduce myself because I am coming to visit you really soon. Actually, it’s a good idea for us to become bff’s because you’ll be seeing a lot of me in the upcoming months, starting on Sunday, February 8, from 9am-12pm at the [...]

Fan Art award

Dear Twilight, Today we present our first “Fan Art” winner, Adrienne Trafford. We stumbled across Adrienne’s art blog after she left us a comment on one of our posts.  Not only is she an amazing artist, but we think she likes Twilight too! She’s probably going to cringe at my interpretation of this piece, but [...]

All this and class too!

Dear Rachelle and Ashley- If I was going to be a fake lesbian I’d totally choose you ladies. You’re hot, wear awesome clothes, and you’re doing photo calls next to DIAMOND necklaces looking like extras from Mad Men (best show ever, just sayin). Now that’s what I call classy. You two seem like real gals [...]

I demand equality

Dear Summit/Twilight or Whomever controls the media monster, I want to know why pictures like this of all the other cast members are coming out: and only pictures like this are coming out of Rob: WTF??? Did Kristen Stewart put you all up to this? I demand equality. I need some shirtless/pantless pictures of Robert [...]

The Saturday am Dirt

Dear Twilight, After taking this quiz, I realized I didn’t know as much about New Moon as I should (but challenge me in RPattz trivia and you’re going DOWN) I forgot how much I love this interview (WARNING: do not watch in front of your tiny children, little sister, mom, grandpa or Amish friends) Do [...]

Oh where, oh where is my Twilight book?

Today we present another posting of “Where in the world is the Twilight book?” Dear Twilight book, Although I am now reading Breaking Dawn in the Twilight series (for the 3rd time), I must say YOU hold the most of the special places in my heart outta all 4 books!! a a Thank you for coming [...]