Resolutions we promise to keep longer than a week

Dear Fellow Twilighters- So it’s that time of year where people are looking back and getting nostalgic and making resolutions they will inevitably break in the new year… so we thought, what the heck? Let’s join in on the fun and write our twi-solutions! Seriously, we’re not going to stop with the twi-words. In 2009 [...]

We’re 2nd hand embarassed

Dear Twilight haters (including UnintendedChoice’s husband), Introducing the first video for our new series, “2nd-hand embarrassment:” It was confirmed by this video that what we do is NOwhere near the nerdiness or embarrassment as stuff like this. I mean sure we take pictures with Edward pillows and stalk Borders employees looking for sold out calendars [...]

Edward and Jen (World’s best wrapped Christmas gift)

Dear Edward, I’ll be honest, I’m a little jealous.  Why did Jen get this for Twi-mas and I did not? I have to say.. you going behind my back to work with her cousin, Sheri, on this gift stings a little. Oh, I know, I got a couple nice gifts for Twi-mas (and sent some [...]

Twilosophy Vol. 1

Dearest philosophical Twi-hard, I present to you our first official version of Twilight Philosophy: aka Twilosophy.  So very often, theMoonisDown and I have such introspective conversations about Twi-life, but we miss out on sharing them with you due to our busy schedules providing pictures for Perez to rip off, writing hit Twi-mas songs and updating [...]

Fanmade vid of the week: “Vampire’s Choice: Edward’s Volvo”

Congrats to TiffanyD666 (can we just call ya Tiff?) for this kick-ass fan-made video. You made me want to buy a Volvo and make out with Edward. Actually you didn’t make me want to do the latter- I was born with that desire. Congrats again! You win this week’s prize: A spin around the block [...]

Blood, guts and social messages

Dear Jackson- How did you keep a straight face while being interviewed by THIS GUY? I mean the site is called Bloody Disgusting and the interviewer guy calls himself “Spooky Dan.” You looked like you were about to lose it from .14-.22 but you reigned it in and started getting all philosophical about Horror movies. [...]

Impress this brother with a life of virtue

Dear Kellan- Is it wrong to lust after your bible study leader? Your sister in Christ- Me PS. so I guess Kellan is on 90210 on January 13th on the CW. Make sure to catch that or not… we don’t need any ‘stumbling blocks.’ PPS. Yes, I’m taking this Kellan/Youth Group storyline I’ve made up [...]

Distorted Reality

Dear Twilight, I’m not sure how you do it, but it seems you’ve distorted my reality.  I just spent an entire day indoors fearing that this sunny December day would reveal to my neighbors relatives, visiting for Christmas vacation, how I sparkle in the sun, just like diamonds. I don’t think I’m the only one. [...]

Bah-Humbug!

Dear Makers of Official Calender- You SUCK. No Love, Me Neither unintendedchoice or myself received said calendar for Christmas because there were none to be had not ANYWHERE. And trust me, if my mom couldn’t find it. NO ONE could. Look what I’m going to miss on my birthday month?! REALLY, what am I supposed [...]

All I want for Christmas

Dear Hot Topic (and other fine Twilight retailers), All I want for Christmas is a Twilight Calendar. I even wrote a song about it (enjoy below). My husband says (yes, I have a husband and want a twi-cal, so what?) that when he asks for them at your store and other calendar stores, the clerks [...]