Letters to Twilight dot com

Dear Twilight,

It’s been over a month at our new home at LetterstoTwilight.com and we love it, but we’re dumbfounded why people still think they can find new letters to you here. You know where to find us. Now let’s help the 5,000 plus people who still stop here daily to find new letters to you!

If you’d like to get new LTT by Email: Subscribe to Letters to Twilight by Email here. You’ll never miss new LTT that way!

Love,
UC & Moon

LETTERSTOTWILIGHT.COM

Letters To Twilight DOT com!

Dear Twilight,

Can you Tell Stephenie Meyer to Tell Buttcrack Santa to tell Tequila Tomas to tell Bella to tell Edward to come over and show me the leg hitch to tell the THOUSANDS of people still coming here to read Letters to you that we no longer write them here but instead write them at:

LetterstoTwilight.com

Thank you!

Love,
UnintendedChoice

Update your bookmarks: LetterstoTwilight.com

Update your feed in your blog reader: LetterstoTwilight.com/feed

Having trouble reading the new site? Comment here & we’ll see what we can do to help!

Letter to Twilight…

Dear Twilight,

Why after moving our blogs permanently to letterstotwilight.com on Monday did 3,000 people still visit THIS site yesterday!? Oh, maybe not everybody KNOWS!

This is another reminder! We have permanently moved LTT to letterstotwilight.com. Don’t be scared- it’s fun over there. It’s new and pretty & all your old friends are there and ready for you to come play!

You can see read LTT In your reader: Just update your RSS Feed to letterstotwilight.com/feed

You can still visit us during the work day: Update your bookmarks to letterstotwilight.com.

Did you used to get LTT in your email inbox? Well, don’t worry- you will again SOON. (As soon as I figure out how to do that…) Plus you have one more day to enter our giveaway for a t-shirt from our LTT_LTR store!

Seriously- DO IT NOW!

LetterstoTwilight.com

ps having issues seeing the new site? Try clearing your cache & cookies. If that doesn’t work, restart your computer! That should fix it!

Love,
UnintendedChoice

LTT has moved! Update those bookmarks

Yes. It’s true. We’ve been talking about it for FOREVER, and we finally did it!

Update your RSS Feed to letterstotwilight.com/feed

Update your bookmarks to letterstotwilight.com.

Our site is brand new, and we LOVE it and hope you do too:)

GET OVER THERE & enter our giveaway!

(Oh- go check out LTR too!)

Seriously- DO IT NOW!

LetterstoTwilight.com

ps having issues seeing the new site? Try clearing your cache & cookies. If that doesn’t work, restart your computer! That should fix it!

Open Post: Wolf subculture (uh, one step too far)

Dear Future neighborhood eccentric,

This headline:

New subculture emerges in suburban high schools,
instead of being emo, lost tweens pretend they are wolves

Followed by THIS video

worries me. In case you were too scared to watch the video, let me recap it for you:

-Kids in Texas howl while at school. Like wolves.
-They pin tails on their butts. That’s not a game at a 7 year old’s birthday party. See Exhibit A


-They say they are not a gang, therefore they don’t want attention
-They call themselves a “pack”
-And go to each other with their problems, which is completely different than any other group of teenagers I’ve ever heard of

As you might imagine, the media has quickly blamed this teen phenomenon on Twilight.

Right. That makes sense. Cause This:

wolfpack

is the same as THIS:

And I know I’ve been out of high school for awhile, but the boys who wore eyeliner and had long hair, and would have gladly sported a tail had they known it was sold at Hot Topic, wouldn’t be caught DEAD watching or reading something as commercial as “Twilight.”

Then again this girl (yes, girl) is wearing a Harry Potter shirt…

Hey! She should join the Harry Potter book club on the forum

That is… if the gals in the book club wouldn’t mind if she looked like this after having a little snack….

Imma get me one of those tails,
UnintendedChoice

Please read the article where I learned of this phenomenon I wish I could have been a part of when I was in my teens (um sarcasm for those of you who are stupid new) because it’s hilarious. And make sure you don’t miss my comment.

Alright- let’s all say this together now on 3, ready? 1-2-3: THAT’S NOT NORMAL!!!!!

Self-portrait UCThank you to everyone who was so marvelous to me for my birthday yesterday. I had the best day all because of you all! Here is my blurry, self-portrait thank you

Our internet game is ridiculous: LTR, The Forum, Twitter

Happy Birthday UC! You can look here now!

I'm sending this cake to your office today, get ready to have a lot of explaining to do!

Dear UC,

I tried and tried to think of something cool to do for your birthday… maybe I could assume the persona of The Cullens and make you eternally 17 or maybe I would write about how when we met my life was like a moonless night… but none of that seemed right so I took it to the streets and enlisted our best assets (no, not those), OUR READERS! What better way to bring in another year than with wishes from some of the funniest people we’ve ever met.

And since this is a blog and all I thought let’s do it interwebs style and have people send in fan sign pics for you!

Get ready to laugh your face off…

We think your aging is something to celebrate!

(mouse over images to see the names of these ltt folks!!)

Thanks to all our readers who contributed and for all the fun, cute and downright  hilarious pictures you sent in!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY UC!
Themoonisdown

Didn’t get to participate? Still want to? Post your well wishes, fan signs and what have you in the comments for UC’s birthday and let’s celebrate!

Our internet game is still ridiculous: The Forum, LTR, Twitter

LTT Podcast Episode 5 – All the family together at last!

Dear LTT-ers,

Guess what! We FINALLY joined the 21st century, figured out technology and Both UC and I AND The Font and White Yorkie are together at last on Episode 5 of the podcast. All our voices together at last discussing all the latest in the Twi-world, it’s like a chorus of angels singing. Kinda like when Robert Pattinson walks down the street. And I must admit it might be the best one we’ve done. For reals.

Episode 5 – Robert Pack-it-in-your-son Part 1 (right click save as)

  • UC intros us!
  • LTT is chosen to participate in the “fan junket” with Stephenie Meyer – White Yorkie & The Font react. They also give us ideas for questions as only they could.
    -Discussion of  the evolution of Stephenie Meyer’s writing
    -How our questions will be different
    -Moon is secretly dating the Twilight guy

The only acceptable ipod to listen to this podcast on

  • Kristen’s Roadtrip
    -Rob Zombie and musical taste
  • The Font and White Yorkie ask us about Ok Magazine
    -Masters of spin
  • Official LTT Store
    -Reaction to the Unicorn tshirt
    -Send your pictures of you in LTT/LTR gear and the Font & White Yorkie will
    -Autographing underwear at Comic Con
    -White Yorkie’s type of ladies
  • Big announcement!
  • The LOD / Brit Pack

Reader Responses from last week – The Flash, Justin Long & Bruce Willis

  • LTT Event during Eclipse week in Los Angeles

Or I guess this one is acceptable too...

Reader Questions

  • Do guys really have a problem dating older women? If Bella can be with Edward who’s 107, why isn’t it the other way around? White Yorkie gets personal. What about the cougar phenomenon? UC gets personal

So there you have it! Part 1 of the whole podcasting family together at last. Wasn’t it great? Want more? Then you have to send us your questions, news topics for discussion, haiku’s to read, poetry and applications for the boys’ hearts! We work off your questions alone! EMAIL your questions to our special podcast email and hopefully your question will be featured on the next LTT podcast!

Happy Thursday!
Themoonisdown

PS If your name is NOT UC than PLEASE please read this post for a special announcement! Seriously, GO read it!

Need more LTT Podcasts in your life? Check em out!

Our internet game is still ridiculous: The Forum, LTR, Twitter

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